[Game Thread] The Pains of Shackles

[Skruk]

"Damnit!" I once again try to pull at the stake/chain in an attempt to get free.

Dice Roll:

d20

7

[somebrazilian]

"What the **** just happened? Everything hurts, oh good god" I moan as I stand, after my trampling.

[Misstake]

I stand up, and take the stake in my hand, 'my wound is nothing but a scratch, I'll be fine for now.' I then wrap the chain around me in such a way where it won't be a liability then look for a potential escape route.

Dice Roll:

1d20+5

(3)+5

Total = 8

*Edit: fixed grammar, and my original roll was an 8.

[Skruk]

"So, um.... this is awkward......"

[somebrazilian]

"I proceed to **** myself," I yell as I begin to defecate. I then bust out my *** box from my anus and masterbate into it, because damn my feces are really hot.

[Inukotsu18]

*Paladin's eyeballs explodes upon seeing this profanity happen in his sight, forever scaring his mind*

[Misstake]

God appears to have stopped caring about this universe.

[somebrazilian]

I roll around in my own feces and then feel shame as a minor action