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Old 04-10-2011, 10:46 PM
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Game Idea: I want your input!!

Game idea I am toying with and thinking of running. Please give me your opinions!!!

World of Warcrap


The land of Azerath was once a land like any other. The people worked day in and day out to make better lives for themselves and their children. They built cities and villages and worked together to guard against the monsters and foul beasts that roamed the lands. A few gallant Knights and mighty spell hurlers worked for the good of the people and the land existed in relative peace.



Then the evil corporation Blizzard Entertainment discovered it and strange things started to happen. The corporation used their indentured slaves, known as undead code monkeys, to manipulate their massive Techinus Mechanis Displacement servers and open a magical conduit between Azerath and their world.



Things began to change, it was subtle at first as mighty adventurers came to slay the monsters and beasts and make the lands safer. The citizens of Azerath were thrilled for their lands were safer. But this did not make Blizzard Entertainment gold, so their undead code monkeys worked tirelessly to unleash new evils on the lands, to challenge the adventures and attract new ones. They unleashed great hordes of dragons, undead lich lords and massive earth changing disasters. These changes brought adventurers by the millions!



The people of the land now find it hard to live their lives between the evil creatures and the hordes of supposed heroes that came to slay beast, loot treasure, hang out in taverns and pown and teabag other adventurers. The world is crowded with muscle bound adventurers and powerful mages who hang out in taverns talking of their adventures, their 401k’s and the cool new flat screen monitors they have.



The time has come for true heroes of the land to rise up, fight their way through the throngs of adventurers, beasts and traps and find the conduit of Blizzard Entertainment Corporation. They must, at great peril to themselves, sever the conduit to the corporation’s world and in so doing save their own.

The land called out to its mightiest heroes but they were all busy with previous engagements! Your group will have to do!
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Old 04-11-2011, 12:10 AM
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haha, That looks awesome, I'm sure many people would love a stab at that.
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Old 04-11-2011, 06:56 AM
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Too funny, I'd apply in a heartbeat!
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Old 04-11-2011, 02:36 PM
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I'm in! It's time to put an end to all the noob-pooning!
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Old 04-11-2011, 02:40 PM
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I like the $&^$*&#@!!! out of it in principle. I'd hope you could find the right mix of gamers to play along in keeping with the spirit of the spoof.
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Old 04-11-2011, 03:38 PM
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Old 04-11-2011, 04:18 PM
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I love it. I might even have to kill my avatar in this game. One could toy around with Parallel realities in the various servers. And I'm sure the lands greatest heroes have engagements picking up their kick-back for selling the world out. I'm in.
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Old 10-07-2011, 01:20 PM
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I'd love to try this game it looks awesome!

Orc shaman: "Oh no! The code monkeys changed my spell and now I summoned the spirits of homosexuality!... hey there handsome... looking good..."

I'd probably choose to be the master knitter of the Orcs, he's not the orc that dashes into fights but he makes sweaters that keep the orcs warm and fuzzy when they go to war. xD
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Old 11-10-2011, 11:01 AM
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NOW WITH PANDAS!

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Old 11-15-2011, 09:48 AM
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looks very interesting. I'm in, if I can.
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