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Old 04-02-2012, 11:59 AM
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March 2012 Post of the Month Nomination Thread

This is it, the place to post your nominations for the best post on DnD Online Games for March 2012.

Please review the rules for the competition and post your nominations accordingly.

Ineligible MembersThe following members are ineligible for this month's competition:

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Previous 2012 PotM Winners

January - TheChuck
February - mad_gondsman


Now, show us who did the best work in March!

This thread will be closed when 15 eligible nominations have been posted, or on April 15. Whichever comes first.
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Old 04-03-2012, 02:29 AM
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I nominate Copatt!

 


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Copatt's PostDuring her six-week Civilian Combat ProtocolsCCP course, Ellen had gotten in great shape (for a hob), fired some military grade weaponry, fought other hobs with pugil sticks (she was quite certain that the unmodified trainees had gotten quite a laugh out of that), and learned to recognize the insignia of the AGC and its rivals. She knew that each posting had a manual explaining what civilian contractors like herself were supposed to do should their positions be attacked and/or overrun; she had even read that exact manual for the Jormy, committed to memory the sections pertaining to the greenhouse and hydroponics bay. Never, not once in those six weeks, had an actual discussion of tactics-- especially spaceborne tactics-- reared its head. As such, Ellen was not sure why space debris was generating so much comms chatter. Heimdall, she could see being intrigued by it, the physics nerds too. But AGC pilots? Surely they're deft enough to avoid a single chunk of rock, right?

When chatter was puctuated by explosion, Ellen tensed. Milo's words did little to soother her. Whinther's been hit...she looks okay...after an explosion like that...how...is he lying to me? At that moment, Ellen hated Milo, one of her dear friends, hated his calm, spacey voice, hated him for what he'd let the Flock do to him. Or the medications? Whatever! What the frak! How can he be so calm at a time like this? Ellen wanted to shout into her own comm, to tell Milo to shut the frak up, to tell Whinther that she loved her. Am I too late? Surely she knows? She knows, right? She fought those urges down though. The last thing anybody needs right now is me trying to tell them how to do their jobs.

Ellen could feel tears welling up in closed eyes. Good thing I've got this mask on. She knew that her soldiers couldn't see them, but she was less certain that they could not hear her involuntary sobs. Those same sobs almost kept Ellen from hearing Whinther's orders. The exact orders meant nothing to her of course, but knowing that her sister was alive meant everything. She's alive. Ellen breathed a sigh of relief. For now. She even let go of some of her misplaced hate for Milo Fawkes.

Ellen resisted the urge to repeat Whinther's orders for Milo. He doesn't need me doing that, doesn't need that at all. A thought did occur to her though... Milo, she started, before switching to a channel intended only for their Mule, has anyone notified the Jormy? They can scramble more fighters, right?
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Old 04-04-2012, 11:29 AM
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In turnabout, I'm nominating Gargleblaster!

In this scene, set in the world of Eberron, our stalwart heroes have just secured a cantankerous "Ratter"kobold guide to lead them to a crypt outside of Stormreach, buried deep within the jungles of Xen'drik. The scaly little bugger isn't very happy about being sent out into the jungles again and lays into his employer before they leave. Gargleblaster's halfling bard of House Jorasco takes it upon herself to translate the kobold's fit as they travel, delivering an excellent monologue to explain the subtle nuances and context of its draconic rant.

Bards have long been a staple of any adventure, but Gargleblaster raises the bar in terms of DnD bardliness, taking trivial details and elevating them into a performance.

Gargleblaster's PostSeeing the confusion on the faces of those around her, Helice takes it on herself to explain the nuances of Ratter's eclectic speech.

Draconic is one of the only languages which actually conjugates a verb for 'defecate-you', which is slightly different from the regular verb 'defecate'. It's a literary allusion to the great Chaos Dragon Garyx and his she drops into Draconic and hisses and chitters a stanza, which roughly translates as a threat to 'melt-your-eyes-with-searing-flame, devour-your-remains, and defecate-you-in-your-boots', as a more disturbing version of the just plain 'defecate-in-your-boots'.

She seems oblivious to the continued nonplussed looks she receives in return and as the group sets off, she happily continues through the only epic poem known to be written by kobolds skipping back and forth between the Draconic original - sounding vaguely like a cat being attacked from the inside by a small but very angry chicken - and her vivid and surprisingly explicit Common translation.

After a while the poem and comes to an end, and as the walls of Stormreach fade into the distance and the sheer majesty of the hills, cratered and dotted by crumbling ruins, seeming from afar like the cracked teeth of a gummy and demented titan protruding crazily from its mouldering green jaws, render even Helice briefly silent.

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Old 04-08-2012, 08:45 PM
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I'm nominating HughtheHand's recent post in the Sons of Ancient Hibernia.

http://www.rpgcrossing.com/showthrea...24#post4893924

 

 
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Old 04-11-2012, 10:58 PM
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Nominating Fading Echo's post- originally appeared here, but that's a private thread. I'm sure a Mod can verify that it really was there. Re-published here.

Some background; the evil villain (a genocidal emperor, thought to be long dead) in this campaign has a lethal assassin to do his bidding. Gabriella appears human, but is something else- not quite sure what. Anyway, she's been kept alive through items for over a thousand years, and she has a magical/psionic book that allows her to retain her memories over such a long lifespan by reliving them for her as she sleeps.

She had a disagreement with the evil villain recently, and the party has convinced her to step aside so that they can destroy him. She dropped her special book as she left us, a signal that she was abandoning her past and starting life anew. Being the curious type, my character cracked the special book one evening...
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Nominating this beautifully written post from AgentD describing his character's rebellion on behalf of the country of Tormauz.

 
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Old 04-17-2012, 10:42 AM
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