Famous Last Words

Aldra · #1 11-19-2007, 08:38 PM

After seeing this idea in another forum, and again in TeufelHeunden's current sig, I've decided to recreate it here.

Basically, you come up with the funniest "last words" that you can, based on the last poster's topic. For example, for a topic of wizards....

ExampleBarbarian: "It's a single man with no armor and only a stick for a weapon, what damage can he do?"

You don't have to actually interact with the topic, like in this one. Just as long as the assumed cause of death is related to the topic, you're fine.

Afterwards, you are free to pick any topic you like, though do try and stay away from those already done. If someone forgets to make one up, go back to the person before that. EDIT: Also, if two people post on the same topic, the next person should either incorporate both, or pick one and use the other as his own 'next topic'. So to kick us off...

Next Topic: Avalanches

Nacaro · #2 11-19-2007, 08:58 PM

Snow is fluffy, how can it hurt me? (he starts to yodel)

Next Topic: Fire

coolman2007 · #3 11-20-2007, 03:15 AM

come on, how much can it hurt me to not use the roaster stick. i mean, marshmallows cook in like five seconds!

next topic: water

Lushmoss · #4 11-20-2007, 03:35 AM

""A number of rounds equal to twice your Constitution modifier..." ...so if I got my math right, I can spend 152 rounds underwater. Heck, with that long I can just walk ashore! Help me strap on my full plate Jeremy: I'm going shark hunting! I'll catch up with the galleon later."

~ Eberk the Short-Lived.

Next topic: Glass

Aldra · #5 11-20-2007, 07:51 PM

Yeah, you guys got it. Now let's see...

"Ya know, building a structure with a glass roof in an area with frequent hailstorms probably wasn't such a great idea..."

Next topic: Warewolves

UncaJJ · #6 11-20-2007, 09:20 PM

"Here doggie, I have a treat for you..."

next topic:summoning

lymphomaniac · #7 11-20-2007, 09:57 PM

"Devils, elementals, animals... what's the word they use for 'dragon'?"

Next topic: Drinking

UncaJJ · #8 11-21-2007, 12:45 AM

"He had how many shots?? I can EASILY double that!!"

Next topic: cars, and my siggy is off limits

Trethord · #9 11-21-2007, 01:45 AM

"Oh look a pinto, lets rear end it!"

Next topic: Tape

lymphomaniac · #10 11-21-2007, 01:59 AM

"Well, everyone knows that duct tape holds the world together..."

Next topic: Laptops

adamadae · #11 11-21-2007, 12:47 PM

"It seems odd that the cooling fans are located right wheere my legs are when I set it on my lap. Oh well; I'm sure designers knew what they were doing. It is a LAP top afterall. It's designed to set on your lap. But gosh it's getting warm..."

Next Topic: Kobolds

Aldra · #12 11-21-2007, 05:05 PM

"Oh, look, a group of Kobolds! This should be a piece of cake!"

Next topic: Polymorphic Dragons

UncaJJ · #13 11-21-2007, 06:14 PM

"Thet there is one PURTY looking man... he should be easy to rob! And... well... ya know!"

Next topic:hurricanes

Artemis101 · #14 11-21-2007, 06:24 PM

oh those thangs is just water papaw. They cant hurt no one.

Next topic:shadows

Lushmoss · #15 11-21-2007, 09:24 PM

"I've got the best bridge-making material ever!"

Next topic: Pygmies