Famous Last Words

[Silent Tiger]

What did you mean mean by that beaver comment, captain of this wooden ship I am on? We already had beavers! Well, deal with THIS! I cast plague of beavers...

Next Topic: SMORES!

[DrEm314]

"Dude, give me a second to set up my stuff, and watch me set the world record for making the fastest smores."

Next: Marshmallows

[TheKeck]

"Holy crap, it's a truck full of marshmallows down there! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Next: Freud

[DrEm314]

"Ms. Bobbitt, are you familiar with the Freudian concept of 'penis envy'?"

Next: Kitchen Utensils

[lymphomaniac]

"Hey Ma, hey Pa... watch me juggle these chefs knives!"

Next topic: bumble bees

[Dragor]

my patented sheet'o'protection will stop the bees, that im allergic to.


next topic: friends ripping you open with their bare hands.

[Silent Tiger]

Shaun: "Hey, buddy, what's up? You look drunk? Why do you keep groaning bwains... and you smell horrible too..."

next topic: unicorn races

[maxim123456789]

No, it's fine. those horses just have putty on their heads. We can deal with that afterwards.

next topic; communion

[maxim123456789]

(let's see if anyone has read 'V for Vendetta'

[Silent Tiger]

"Just give it to me... its just a thin wafer..."

Next topic: V whatsitnow?

[maxim123456789]

"Actually i thought the film was even better then the book..."

Next topic; vendetta.

[TheKeck]

"Seriously, you think he really cares about that? It happened so long ago."

Next: Tug of War

[maxim123456789]

Are you sure we should be playing tug of war over a crevasse?
Next topic; scott of the antarctic; not oates.

[TheKeck]

"Look a rescue plain, we won't die here in the antarctic after all!"

Next: McHammer

[nnanji]

"Well, they're called parachute pants for a reason. Of course it's safe to jump!"

Next: Bacon