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06-27-2012, 10:37 PM
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"I told you that you have to stop doing that! Men in leather jackets start dancing everywhere! It's bad enough there's a sinkhole around here somewhere. I can't concentrate on findi-."
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#2374
06-28-2012, 02:45 AM
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"Hey guys, watch me light this candle with an arrow! Ok, i'd get out the way if I were you... Oh you can dodge it if it misses? Ok, I trust you man..."
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#2375
06-28-2012, 11:14 AM
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"And now to make an omelet"
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#2379
06-29-2012, 11:00 PM
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"All that stuff about no air in space is all fake right?"
__________________Next Topic: An elephant and a suit of peanuts. Oh, and a midget.
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#2380
07-01-2012, 11:12 AM
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All right Ted, the final stage of the plan is you run the mammoth out the cave mouth towards us and we jump out of the way. The cliff is obscured by our bodies and the mammoth plunges onto the spears we've mounted below.
__________________Alright, I've got it, be back in a bit. ... Two men sigh and sit down at cave mouth You know, Dave, Karl's been gone forever. Maybe using our shortest party member as the bait wasn't the best move. Yeah! I always get the legwork! Ted?...When did you get back? Where's the?----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Next Topic: Topical Ointment, a midget, and explosives Last edited by Renrik; 07-01-2012 at 11:32 AM.
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#2381
07-02-2012, 05:29 AM
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So this is my masage parlor
__________________It's nice but how do you reach the customer on the table simple I use this step stool, now go choose the ointment you want off that shelf That was close, it almost caught on fire when I lit the candle next to the ointmments THAT'S NOT A CANDLE! topic Tea leaves, and coyboy hats Last edited by Yegarz; 07-02-2012 at 05:30 AM.
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#2383
07-18-2012, 02:35 PM
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"When did the ants start wearing gillie suits and carrying guns?"
__________________Topic: Lemonade with a missing ingredient
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#2384
08-07-2012, 01:03 PM
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"Hey guys! The DM gave me some lemons, who wants to make lemonade? No really, we can use the holy water. Its not like a vampire is going to suddenly show up right?"
__________________Topic: Poker
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#2385
08-13-2012, 12:31 PM
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"Hey guys, looks at all this cool stuff I won from playing poker with this lich!
__________________Hey boney butt, deal me a couple more cards. I can't lose today!" the rogue says after a bit of success with a Deck of Many Things. Topic: dust bunnies Last edited by Squeak; 08-13-2012 at 06:32 PM.
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