Haikus: Write Them

[lymphomaniac]

The stuff in the bowl
Looks awfully tasty, but
It just got flushed down.

Next topic: toilet humour

[Redoak]

if it's brown flush down
if it's yellow let mellow
I am shamed and sad


Next Topic: Happy Fun Candy Time Yummy Yum Yum Show

[Guts]

That makes little sense,
Make it understandable,
Then I will make it,

Next topic: If this haiku wasn't such a cop out.

[lymphomaniac]

If this haiku was
As good as the last, then it's
Not such a cop out.

Next topic: plausible deniability

[Silent Tiger]

I did not do it
I was not even near there
okay, so maybe

Next Topic: Bah!

[lymphomaniac]

"Bah, humbug!" said Scrooge.
Then a goat kicked him in the
Rear. "Baaaaa", said the goat.

Next topic: very last minute Christmas shopping

[Redoak]

Here is a Tic Tac
Oh thank you for the sock Mom
I hope you like lint

Next topic: New Years Resolutions

[lymphomaniac]

I resolve to do
Nothing that I can't complete.
'Cept I've no resolve.

Next topic: rolling for your fate

[Newbiegamertim]

Snow falls silently
Piling up in my driveway
I wish it would melt

[Redoak]

That's a good one but I think you missed the point

Old topic:Rolling for your Fate

The dice click and clack
pray for high rolls or your done
A natural one

Next topic:Lying Liars and the lies they tell

[lymphomaniac]

"The truth is no more,"
Told the Lying Liar to
His Parliament.

Next topic: crappy beers have the best commercials

[Silent Tiger]

There are lots of frogs
sitting upon that log. Croak!
Hey! Where is the beer?

Sorry that is the closest that I could come...

Next Topic: A strange word

[Guts]

chthonic dishwashers!
Menace lingers in me,
Save me! Cleaning sponge!
'
Next topic: Failed attempts at increasing your ego while making little sense.

[Redoak]

What is this life here
Bacon sauce color me red
another door shuts?

Next topic: Ghandi

[lymphomaniac]

Peace, my friends; protest
Not violently, but by means
Of satyagraha.

Next topic: stench of life