Haikus: Write Them

[Felyx Zephyr]

Something went so wrong
It seemed like a normal race
Until the swords came

Topic: Neptune

[lymphomaniac]

Neptune is further
From the sun than this planet:
Uranus, of course.

Next topic: nasty opening...lines.

[Felyx Zephyr]

Will you please tell me,
when you fell from the heavens,
did you hurt your wings?

Next topic: Tabletop RPGs

[lymphomaniac]

I know a fun game:
Let's stand up on the table,
Pretend we're dancers!

Next topic: hurry! hurry hard!!

[maxim123456789]

Gotta run, gotta run now,
Dodge, dodge, jump, duck, run, run... Phew.
Just made it on time.

Next topic; Youtube

[squirrelboy818]

You tube Is funny
although nothing makes sense there
refrigerator.

I have no ending for this so I take a small bow.

Next Topic: Spruce Tree

[maxim123456789]

Haiku on Spruce tree
Tall, leafy... There is nothing
to say on spruce trees.

Next Topic: Non-Haikus

[lymphomaniac]

Sonnet, limerick;
Couplets, Triplets, rhyming scheme:
All these aren't haikus.

Next topic: Another gold medal

[maxim123456789]

What? A medal? For
Me? I am so flattered... "It's
for most useless man."

Next topic: Better than expected.

[lymphomaniac]

I guess it's good that
I didn't die from burning
Alive, but from smoke.

Next topic: He shoots, she scores!

[Mathai82]

Gender confused boy
Oh Poor gender confused girl
Which are you, really?

Next: Go go, Power Rangers!!

[maxim123456789]

Go, go red ranger!
Green ranger! Pink ranger!... Where
the hell are the rest?

Next topic: Screw you guys, I'm going out on my own!

[lymphomaniac]

When adverse times call,
You gotta stick together;
Screw this mess, I'm gone!

Next topic: a team of spineless imbeciles

[maxim123456789]

"We're here to stop you!"
"Hah-hah! Nothing can stop me!"
"Oh. Uhm... Alright then."

Next topic: Easily defeated villains

[Redoak]

You will never stop
The plans of the Waverer!!!
No wait I give up

Next Topic: Scurvy