1001 ways to annoy your DM into rocks fall, everyone dies". - Page 73

goplayer7 · #**1081** 08-28-2011, 05:35 PM

1406. Take ranks in "smell" and claim it be be a WIS based skill ... listen and spot are valid options, so why not smell?

Doghealer · #**1082** 09-02-2011, 01:38 AM

1407. Search EVERYTHING.
1408. Do the above, but insist on taking 20 every time.
1409. Do the above, including things that shouldn't need to be searched. (Your backpack, your nose, your party member's nose...)
1410. Do the above, while searching many objects multiple times per day.

Good luck moving faster than a mile per day.

Aeternis · #**1083** 09-02-2011, 09:31 AM

1411. After the DM explains that the session is going to revolve around the siege of a castle, sneak the party in through the use of an inside man and a few cleverly placed skeletons.
1412. Rather than the Baron's PC brother (and rightful heir to said title) dueling his treacherous sibling to the death, as planned, have him just order the party's gunslinger to shoot his brother from 40 feet away, replacing a challenging 1v1 duel into... the use of four bullets.
1413. Having thus knowingly and intentionally circumvented a six-hour session's worth of carefully prepared material in about an hour and fifteen minutes, have the ostensible party "leader" ask "So what's next?" in a cheerful and slightly mockingly upbeat voice.

(No, the DM in this game did not RFED the party, but I was worried there for a bit. Instead, we got dragged off into somewhere called the Elemental Chaos to meet some hugely powerful extraplanars and have plot hooks embedded in our collective hide. Also, it would have taken more than 4 bullets, but the fourth was a confirmed crit and Pathfinder guns mostly have x4 crit ranges.)

Cancer · #**1084** 09-02-2011, 02:20 PM

1414 : Play a Planar Shepard and watch the DM cry.

HellHound · #**1085** 09-04-2011, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doghealer

1407. Search everything.
1408. Do the above, but insist on taking 20 every time.
1409. Do the above, including things that shouldn't need to be searched. (your backpack, your nose, your party member's nose...)
1410. Do the above, while searching many objects multiple times per day.

Good luck moving faster than a mile per day.

lol :d

HellHound · #**1086** 09-04-2011, 06:06 PM

1415 : While playing with your son as DM, remark that his grades really need to come up a bit.

TrintsSalvoris · #**1087** 09-11-2011, 03:07 AM

1416: Try to rez your character constantly saying "He feels dead on the inside."

Cryopathic · #**1088** 09-11-2011, 01:10 PM

1417: Every failed skill check applies to real life. If you fail an armor check, jump off your chair violently and writhe in pain.

Shuji · #**1089** 09-11-2011, 01:20 PM

Does that mean that when you fail a sleight of hand check to pick pocket someone, you should immediately grope the nearest player?

Cryopathic · #**1090** 09-11-2011, 04:09 PM

Yes, thats exactly what it means. >:=)

goplayer7 · #**1091** 09-11-2011, 05:39 PM

I think just the DM because that is who you are making the check against.

Cryopathic · #**1092** 09-11-2011, 05:46 PM

Yeah, but it's your player char that faces the consequences, therefore it would be the player that takes the action. :P

TrintsSalvoris · #**1093** 09-11-2011, 07:20 PM

1418: Every time it's your turn, instead of rolling the dice throw them at the DM and watch them bounce onto the table. Then ask for a reroll saying that the DM interfered.

Legomaster00156 · #**1094** 09-11-2011, 07:53 PM

@Shuji and Cryopathic: Um, I'll make sure not to sit by my sister or a male player, then. *thinks* Aw, man, that's everyone.

Cryopathic · #**1095** 09-11-2011, 08:19 PM

Rofl. XD