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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 11:04 AM
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New Plane

I bring you the ultimate solution to depressed female characters:

The Elemental Plane of Chocolate
  • Subjective to directional gravity. The gravity here works similar to the elemental plane of water, but sinking and rising is slowed even further.
  • Chocolate-dominant
  • Enhanced magic. Spells and spell-like abilities that use the Chocolate Substitution feat count as both Extended and Enlarged on this plane. Spells already carrying these effects are unaffected.
  • Impeded magic. Spells and spell-like abilities involving fire, ice, water and earth are impeded.

Example Chocolate Site: The Dark Chips of Chocolatl

A spherical field of dark chocolate chips ranging in size from fine to colossal suspended in a sea of white chocolate, Chocolatl is home to chocolate elementals of all sizes.
Players, even if they have a swim speed and do not need to breathe, find it tough going to navigate- their swim speed is one quater of its usual value. Only those with Freedom of Movement or Chocolate Glide can move at their full speed. Furthermore, eyes are redered useless in the gloop- only nonvisual senses may be used for navigation.

The chocolate elementals native to Chocolatl survey any trespassers, and co-ordinate their attacks, striking in vast numbers in order to overwhelm the intruders. A massive chip of dark chocolate resides in the centre, it's gravity holding all the other pieces in orbit. The consistency of this piece of chocolate is that of a maze. It is rumored that at the very core lies a chunk of chocolate so tasty that even deities would be interested in it. So far, no-one had even come close to the heavily-guarded core...


New creature: Chocolate Elemental

This creature stands well above you in height. It's brown body pulsates with strange currents and it's skin is covered in white, black and brown chips.

The chocolate elemental can assume one of two forms- that of an earth elemental or that of a water elemental assuming the abilities for an elemental of that size and type, the difference being that both forms are made entirely of chocolate. This means that their respective abilities become chocolate-oriented. If a chocolate elemental takes fire damage in Earth form or cold damage in Water form, it must make a fortitude save or revert to its other form as well as taking 1.5x damage (DC= damage dealt). Shifting between forms is a standard action which lets the creature recover its hit dice worth of damage.

New feat: Chocolate Substitution [metamagic]

Prerequisites: Caster level 5th, Knowledge (the planes) 8 ranks

Your knowledge of the Plane of Chocolate has given you the ability to imbue your spells with chocolate.
Benefit: This feat affects the spell by changing its effect to create chocolate. For example, the caster creates a wall of chocolate instead of a wall of ice, and can summon chocolate elementals with Summon Monster. Their repertoire also includes Flesh to Chocolate, Create Chocolate and so on.
Normal: Your spells function as per their description.

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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 11:08 AM
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I bring you the ultimate solution to depressed female characters:
is there a plane of ice cream? hehehehe.
everyone on the chocolate plane should get a +2 to Listen and Spot, and a -2 to Sense motive. cuz chocolate makes you amorous.
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 11:09 AM
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Plane of Ice Cream, huh? I'll let someone else come up with that, this is my dose of randomness for now...
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 11:57 AM
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New creature: 3 Musketeers Bar

Size/Type: Tiny Construct
Hit Dice: 1d12 (6 hp) Long live the d12!
Initiative: +0
Speed: 0 ft.
Armor Class: 12 (+2 size,)
Base Attack/Grapple: +10
Attack: -
Full Attack: -
Space/Reach: -.
Special Attacks: Poison, Alluring Gaze
Special Qualities: Low fat
Saves: Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +2
Abilities: Str -, Dex -, Con -, Int -, Wis -, Cha 15
Skills: Melt in Glove Compartment +8, Disguise +8*
Feats: Uncanny Chocolate on Chocolate Taste
Environment: Checkout Aisles
Organization: Solitary or case (24-36)
Challenge Rating: No one has ever successfully defeated a 3 Musketeers Bar so we don't know.
Treasure: Check under wrapper
Alignment: Always neutral evil
Advancement: -
Level Adjustment: -

*the 3 Musketeers Bar gains a +40 bonus to disguise checks when disguising itself as a snickers or milky way bar.


Of all creatures adventurers can face the 3 Musketeers Bar is perhaps the worst. Because of natural camouflage the 3 Musketeers Bar often fools adventurers into thinking it is a Snickers or Milky Way. But unlike the Snickers or Milky Way the 3 Musketeers is pure evil and contains a powerful poison.

A 3 Musketeers Bar usually begins combat by trying to disguise itself as another candy bar.

Alluring Gaze (EX)

When a 3 Musketeers Bar fails to convince its prey that it is not a 3 Musketeers Bar it can use its Alluring Gaze. The prey must succeed at a will save (DC 30) or began thinking thoughts such as "I bet it'll taste good this time," or "But it looks soooo much like a Snickers", the prey is unable to leave the area of its own free will until five minutes later, when the prey must succeed at another will save (DC 40) or try to consume the 3 Musketeers Bar.

Improved Grapple (Ex)

To use this ability, an 3 Musketeers Bar must convince a character to consume it. Once in a characters mouth they immediately recognize the bar for what it is and began to spit it out. The character however must succeed at a grapple check against the 3 Musketeers Bar or the bar will force itself down the characters throat. Poisoning the character.

Poison (Ex)

After forcing itself down a character throat that character must make a fortitude save (DC 40) or die instantly, secondary damage is a slightly meaty taste in the mouth (no save).


Characters who have survived encounters with 3 Musketeers Bar gain a +2 cumulative bonus on all saves and checks against the bar.

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I find that stereotype offensive and sexist, and I thi-

Hey, Is that a KitKat?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

*Feels much better*

Carry on.
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Old Jan 21st, 2006, 03:52 PM
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Im loven' It!
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Chocohaulic's heavan...

I wonder how many gods would annex a portion of the plane, just to live there, while governing their realms?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2006, 03:51 AM
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oh no i'm stuck in quickfudge!

nice idea here...
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That's really funny! Good job, guys! :biggrin: Not that practical, but I suppose if you wanted to add a twist of humor to a game, this works!
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i'm salivating just reading it.
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I bring you the ultimate solution to depressed female characters.
And a living Hades to the poor souls with cavities... X_X
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I THANK THE CHOCOLATE GODS FOR BRINGING US THIS AMAZING PIECE OF RANDOMNESS!!!!! *glomps Spiryt* Dude, this is awesome ^_^

Oh wow... I need to go get some chocolate now... XDD
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Old Feb 27th, 2006, 08:47 PM
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I found the choclate plane in mortal form... I went to the giant Hershey Choclate Shop on Times Aquare in New York!!

I was tempted to buy the 6 lb bar of choclate, but the price tag scared me away
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 08:10 AM
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I found the choclate plane in mortal form... I went to the giant Hershey Choclate Shop on Times Aquare in New York!!

I was tempted to buy the 6 lb bar of choclate, but the price tag scared me away
Ah yes... The store full of chocolatey goodness. I've been there too, but, as you said, the price tags on everything are preposterous.
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 09:04 AM
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Okay, I'm curious now... how much WAS the 6 lb. bar o' chocolate?
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