Chronicler's Sarosian Signature (or Cascading Style Sheet, who knows)
Chronicler's Sarosian Signature
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Originally Posted by Martini Saint
*snip*
remember our rules regarding not feeding the Axeman; it makes him rely too much on humans and he should remain in the wild.
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Originally Posted by TC X0 Lt 0X
hvg3akaek, ... Are you a witch?
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Originally Posted by Martini Saint
*snip*
Also, zombies...did I mention the zombies?
Sedracus, sit down, everyone in this game feels that we need to talk to you. This isn't about accusations or laying blame. We're here to help you; this is an intervention.
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Originally Posted by Eligre AiLoki
*snip*
Clearly, it is because Martinis make us smarter.
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Originally Posted by SurrealityNow
I shall compose, for the Saint of Martinis, a limmerick lamenting his absence:
There once was a Saint of Martinis
Who liked to eat fettucine.
He left his game hanging
As he was out banging
And ran off with a girl in a bikini.
And now my character will face a terrible, terrible death.
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Originally Posted by Lushmoss
Cure Minor Wounds only heals one hp. Therefore, I resolutely REFUSE to make that roll! You can't make me!
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Originally Posted by Martini Saint through Lushmoss as an edit of previous quote
I repent of all of my previous words and bow to the magnificence of our glorious DM. He is wise beyond his years and a stunningly attractive man. His words are like drops of pure ecstasy dribbled from the mouth of the gods themselves. I humbled beseech him not to leave me wandering in a field of ignorance and pain as it is only his posts that make my miserable life worth living! I now make the required roll as I was asked to and beg his forgiveness for my earlier refusal.
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Originally Posted by SurrealityNow
Me: "The air suddenly grows heady and dense, as though Poe's cherubim are dancing around swinging their unseen censers."
Player: "I magic missile the cherry bums!"
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Originally Posted by WotC
Prepared for Anything
You are proficient with a towel. You always have a towel with you. Prerequisite: Your character must be in the Spelljammer setting. Benefit: You are able to use a towel for any of the following:
1. Keep your head warm while traveling the moons of Jaglan Beta.
2. Lie on the beautiful beaches of Santraginus V.
3. Sleep in the deserts of Kakrafoon.
4. Create a sail and ride a mini-raft on the rivers of Moth.
5. Use it in unarmed combat.
6. Protect yourself from the awful fumes of a Bugblatter Beast.
7. Wave the towel as a distress signal.
8. Dry yourself off.
Nov 21st, 2008, 07:24 PM
