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SLOTH-RADIOThis is Sloth-Radio where we are all Sloth all the time!...

...What? You were expecting something clever perhaps?


And now we interrupt our normal broadcast for a special episode of...


BARRY TEAL THE LUV DOCTA!


(this episode of Barry Teal the Luv Docta contains material that may be both inappropiate and offensive. At least more inappropiate and offensive than most things on Sloth-Radio...You have been warned.)


Barry Teal---'Ello brothas and sistas who are ridin' with me on the love-train tonight. This is Barry Teal, yo, and I am here to soothe ya heartaches or smooth over the fact that yur tryin' steal third-base. Let's go to our first caller.

Man on Phone---Hello, Barry?

Barry Teal---'Ello calla, this is Barry Teal, the conducter of the love-train, captain of the love-boat, and driver of the love-bug!

Man on Phone---Wow...That's a lot of love.

Barry Teal---That it is calla, that it is. So how can me and my oozing sex-appeal help ya tonight calla?

Man on Phone---Well if you'd like you could really help me out.

Barry Teal---....

Man on Phone---Barry, are you there? Come on Barry please? Tonight I need someone to daddy my sugar...And in return i'll sugar their daddy.

Barry Teal---...Barry Teal is not amused, foo! Get off my airwaves you underdeveloped mama's boy!

Man on Phone---But Barry, don't you love me!?!

Barry Teal---Foo! I don't even know you! So why don't you and your friends Adam and Steve get out of here before I come down there and use the love-train for a hit-and-run!

Man on Phone---A hit-and-run with the love train? Now you're talkin'!

Barry Teal---Gah! Now ya gonna pay, sucka! Now ya gonna pay! I pity da fool that messes with Barry Teal! I do! I do! I pity da fool!

Man on Phone---But Barry! Didn't you get my love-letters!?!

Barry Teal---No! I don't know you and I don't want to know you!

Man on Phone---....*Man on Phone breaks into tears before hanging up the phone with a sob*

Barry Teal---Finally!...Wait what? Sorry folks, but Charlie is sayin' somethin' behind the glass...Mr. Sloth called and wants to talk with me upstairs? Somethin' about makin' another calla cry and my behavior?....

...Ummm, I could be gone awhile folks, so to tide you over here is You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine, by Lou Rawls.
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SLOTH-RADIO:This is Sloth-Radio, where we are all Sloth all the time...

But we were wondering, if Man evolved from apes, then where did Woman come from?


Eric the Bard---Howdy, folks, after a series of lawsuits over some comments made by Barry Teal, Sloth-Radio is back and better then ever! We probably won't see too much of Barry for awhile now folks so you're going to have to hang with me instead. But before we do that, lets go to a commercial break!


*Goes to commercials*

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*Goes back to the program*

SLOTH-RADIO:Eric the Bard---Aaand we're back, and you're back, and this is still Sloth-Radio where we are all Sloth, all the time. Today we have a very special set of songs for you. Both of these are beautiful pieces the first being a copy of the tune played by Patrick Stewart on the tin-whistle in the Star Trek-TNG episode "The Inner Light", the following one is a piece that takes the bit with the whistle and turns it into an entire symphony.

Not only do I love it, but this is the music that Mr. Sloth has been quoted as saying (in RL) "Its the kind of music that breaks your heart and heals it at the same time."

So without further ado, here is the original Inner Light Theme, and here is the beautiful Symphony version.

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SLOTH-RADIOThis is Sloth-Radio where we are all Sloth, all the time...

Well, you know, other than all those times Mr. Sloth disappeared.


As many of our listeners already know, Sloth-Radio is the #1 DNDOG Station for both music and talk-radio. That said we go to the talk section of our programming...


THE REAL DEAL WITH BILL MCNEAL!


Katherine---Good evening and welcome to "The Real Deal with Bill McNeal" on Sloth-Radio where we are all Sloth all the time. I am Katherine Dukes coming to you live. Fortunately--Err, unfortunately Bill is having some car problems and won't be able to make it in today. I will be sitting in for him as the primary host.

Today we have the one and only Embrodak! Welcome Mr. Embrodak are you ready for your interview?

Embrodak---*Sigh*...Yes I would be willing to be your next Victim.

Katherine---Oh now don't worry about that, Bill won't be in here today so it won't be as bad as the others. All I want to do honey is give you a nice honest interview alright?

*The sudden sound of a door opening and footsteps can be heard over the radio followed by a brief thump of air as someone breathes heavily into a mic*

Bill McNeal---Hello Katherine, did you miss me!?!

Katherine---Bill! I thought your car broke down!

Bill McNeal---It did, I managed to take a taxi. Yes, it takes more than a monkey in the cogworks to keep the great Bill McNeal from his sacred position as DNDOG's anchorman.

And you, my good sir, must be Embrodak! Welcome to--


THE REAL DEAL WITH BILL MCNEAL!


Embrodak---Oh god no......No... No... No..

Axeman warned me about this...

Katherine---Don't worry sweetie, together we'll both get through this okay? Just take deep breaths alright? In and out, in and out...

Bill McNeal---Stop scaring him Katherine, if he's half the DNDOGer everyone says he is let him take it like a man! Now enough of this chickenry--!

Katherine---Chickenry?

Bill McNeal---Let's get on with the interview! First off where are you Mr. Embrodak?

Katherine---Just take another deep breath honey, its like getting a shot. It'll be over before you know it.

Bill McNeal---Katherine, please, let the man speak!

Katherine---Bill, I am warning you...

Bill McNeal---Oh, i'm sorry. How presumptious of me. Please Katherine let the "person" speak.

Katherine---Ugh. Go on sweetie, just answer his questions so we can all get out of here sometime before the New Year...

Embrodak---I live in the Home of the Lumberjacks, the birthplace of the Carousel and the Wurlitzer Organ,in Western New York State about halfway between Buffalo and Niagara Falls. Contrary to what people think when they say I live in New York State, it live in a very suburban area that is moments away from rural farm country. I have the best of both worlds, a small town but moments away from modern conveniences (i.e. the mall.. Game stores..)

Bill McNeal---Excellent! We have a real life yankee on the line with us today! A true American, born and raised in the land where the Declaration was signed along with the Bill of Rights. Kudos to you my good sir, and kudos again! And, also, what are you wearing?

Embrodak---... Uhmmm.. What are you wearing?

Katherine---I'm wearing one of those little black tank-stops with spaghetti-straps, high-heels, my best pair of skinny-jeans, and a white dress-coat today, sweetie.



Bill McNeal---...

Embrodak---...

Bill McNeal---...Damn!

Katherine---



*A burst of static suddenly (and violently) flairs across the airwaves

"We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a brief commercial broadcast. Thank you for your patience."*
]

CommercialsPatient---"Doctor, will I ever be able to play the violin again?"

Doctor---"No, son. I'm afraid we're going to have to cut the limb off. But I do have some good news."

Patient---"What?"

Doctor---I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to a different company.

...


*"And now we return you to your originally scheduled broadcast."*

SLOTH-RADIOBill McNeal---Aaand we're back, after a brief erhm, technical difficulty. Before we left for commercials we had just gotten down to the nitty gritty with DNDOG's own Embrodak, while Katherine had gone into heat at hearing the sound of his voice...

Katherine---Bill, I think I'm going to give your skull a "technical difficulty".

Bill McNeal---Oh-ho! Don't play mean Kathy, its all in the name of showbiz. Now, Mebrodak--

Katherine---Embrodak!

Bill McNeal---Yes, Katherine I know he's here I was just going to continue interviewing him thats why I said his name. Sheesh! Now, Embrodak, What is the one thing that made Embrodak become Embrodak? What is the defining moment of your life?

Embrodak---One thing that that made Embrodak, Embrodak... Well reading and writing. With out it I would not know how to get on the Interwebs and get to this site, or the site in which I obtained my moniker.

Bill McNeal---So you do know how to read and write? No wonder they all revere you in the General Discussion forum. Although I must ask, my good sir, Your nickname, "Embryo"...Is this reflective of your age in terms of emotional maturity or is it reflective of your actual age?

Embrodak---Neither.. It is a iteration of my name that some people use... Though given the amount of time I spend here instead of doing my work I guess it may be an indication of my emotional maturity.

Katherine---Haha, you're really funny.

Bill McNeal---Down, girl! But that does bring me to my next point. If you could date any member of the site which one would it be, Embroid?

Katherine---Bill, one more wise-@ss comment like that and i'll--!

Bill McNeal---Not now Katherine! I am in the middle of conducting an interview, why must you always be so rude? Now please, Mr. Embrodak, continue.

Embrodak---It would have to be Medesha. Have you seen her new haircut? Unfortunately we are both married and live on opposite sides of the continent.

Bill McNeal---You're married?

Katherine---Uh..Wait, wasn't that my line?

Bill McNeal---Wait, what did I say something? Next question! Does being an "Embryo" make you a big-baby?

Embrodak---Baby... Ha.. That was actually my nickname from my fraternity in college. I was an impressionable freshman when I pledged and I had a baby face. When several attractive Co-Ed's are calling you Babie, you don't complain.

Bill McNeal---Of course not my good sir! Who would, or could for that matter? Now what would you say has been your single greatest contribution to this site?

Embrodak---Starting the Nzarling thread with Ithamar. At the height of the thread there would be more posts per day in there then there was in the Grrr. Thread.

Bill McNeal---Now you are also seen as one of the premier, if not the premier, members of this site. Why is this?

Embrodak---Why am I a premier member? The one word answer is "durability". Others have come and gone, yet I remain in all my RPXP whore splendor. I can not think of too many members that have been here as consistently as I have. Even when I was taking a break after the first Nzar breakdown, my announced week away only lasted two days, and this past fall when I had some work troubles I still managed 1-2 posts per day.

Bill McNeal---*yawns* Fascinating stuff there Mr. Mebrodak. But it is also a well know fact that you and a previous interviewee here, the one and only "Axeman", are very good friends and often partake in each others threads, "Ask Amy" and "The Essence of Em" respectively. So the question I have for you, you so called Embryo, are you, in fact, Axeman's wife!?!

Katherine---Oh, for christsakes...

Embrodak---No, I'm her husband.

Katherine---Wait, what did he just say?...

Bill McNeal---Hah! I knew there was something going on there! Now tell me and be honest, how is Axewoman in bed?

Embrodak---She's a good Sleeper.

Bill McNeal---Interesting! Now, we are running low on time so just a few more questions and then we'll let you go, Embrodak--.

Katherine---...thank God...

Bill McNeal---If there was going to be a movie that chronicles the existence of DNDOG, what actor would play you?

Embrodak---Kevin Spacey.

Bill McNeal---Who? Never mind, we're running too low on time for you to tell me about some celebrity less important than I am. Now do you have any tips for any other geeks like yourself to become better roleplayers or DMs?

Embrodak---POST. POST. and POST some more. Nothing kills a game like waiting for others to post. Make sure the expectations are set when you play a game and post frequently.

But you need to balance that with more than one line responses.

But you can't have epic posts every time that are several paragraphs in length.

Remember we came here to read a descriptive game, but given how slow PBP is you need to move the game along.. Find a good balance.

Bill McNeal---And is there anything you'd like to say to our listeners across the boards before we conclude our interview?

Embrodak---Beware the powers of the Indoor Soccer Dad.

Bill McNeal---Soccer? Wait I thought you were a true yankee! Resident of New England, home of true-blue freedom-loving americans everywhere, and you play soccer!!! What are you? Some sort of European conspirator!?!

Katherine---*sighs* This concludes our interview, we'll see you next time on--

Bill McNeal---Wait! I'm not through with this Benedict Arnold!


THE REAL DEAL WITH BILL MCNEAL!


Bill McNeal---This is an outrage!

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SLOTH-RADIOThis is Sloth Radio, where we are all Sloth, all the time...

We may not be awake (or even sober) all the time, but you can bet we'll be Sloth...

Eric the Bard---Good afternoon, beloved listeners, and welcome back to Sloth Radio, DNDOG's number-one radio station for music and talk. This is your favorite DJ, Eric the Bard, coming to you live over the airwaves on this beautiful autumn afternoon.

And while the day may be filled with yellows and reds, we'd still like to make sure you have a little green in your day every now and again. So here's Green Day with Good Riddance (Time of Your Life).

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Please note that none of the comments or opinions offered herein are meant to be inflammatory in any sense of the word*.

SLOTH-RADIOThis is Sloth-Radio where we are all Sloth all the time. Even during the holidays when all of our crazy relatives come over and start making comments about how we haven't groomed the moss in our hair for a while now....Yes even then.


And we now interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this news broadcast.


DND ONLINE GAMES NEWS!


~Provided by NiftyNews50!~


Stone Johnson---Hello, I am Stone Johnson, Live with NiftyNews50! In recent news the latest in the NPSG DM's have been chosen, we go to our reporter Quirky Waltons who is live on the scene. Quirky?

Quirky Waltons---Thanks, Stone. I am standing in front of the events and announcments forum where we have just learned that one of the new DM's for DNDOG's so-called "New Player Solo Games" is none other then UncaJJ.

Stone Johnson---Wait, did I hear you right there Quirky? UncaJJ, the renowned God-King of DM Brutality is the first face that newcomers too DNDOG will meet!?!

Quirky Waltons---That's right Stone, we were lucky enough to even catch UncaJJ admitting to the fact that he planned on torturing all newcomers who are assigned to his games!

Pre-recorded UncaJJ---I need to be able to live up to my Sloth given title of god-king of DM Brutality

Stone Johnson---That's a confession if I ever heard one, Quirky!

Quirky Waltons---He's an evil madman if I ever saw one Stone!

Stone Johnson---Well then it must be true, afterall why else would we be reporting it!?!

*Ahem* And in other news today, the next interviewee for Bill McNeal's famed talk-show will be none other then famed moderator Medesha! Stay tuned for aour next update--Iron Man: Druggie or Hero?



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”SLOTH-RADIO”Welcome back to Sloth-Radio where we are all Sloth all the time…

But in case you are wondering, we could be something else if you slip us a fifty.


As many of our listeners already know, Sloth-Radio is the #1 DNDOG Station for both music and talk-radio. That said we go to the talk section of our programming...


THE REAL DEAL WITH BILL MCNEAL!


Bill McNeal---Good morning, or evening depending on where you are, I am Bill McNeal coming to you live from the studio here at Sloth-Radio where we are all Sloth all the time.—

Katherine---Uh, Bill, what about me?

Bill McNeal---What about you?

Katherine---Aren’t you going to introduce me, and let the audience know that I am here as well?

Bill McNeal---What for, my dear. This isn’t some land of fairy tales and gorilla-dust, where we need to say your name every five seconds so that you get plenty of name-recognition while on the air.

Anyways, today on…


THE REAL DEAL WITH BILL MCNEAL!


Katherine---Bill, you self-centered little--!

Bill McNeal---Today we will be interrupting Katherine, and interviewing DNDOG’s own resident celebrity, please help me to welcome into the studio the beautiful Miss Medesha! Good, evening Miss Medesha, are you ready to be interviewed?

Medesha---As it so happens, I adore talking about myself!

Katherine---…Wait…She’s actually excited about this?

Bill McNeal---Shut-up Katherine.

Now, Miss Medesha we’ll start you off really easy with some of the classic questions us radio-celebrities like to give to any bum who wanders in off the street. Are you ready?

Medesha--- Glad to be aboard! I'll try to make this interesting.

Katherine---I’m not sure I exactly understand what is going on here…Are you saying you are happy to be part of this show!?!

Medesha--- I'm happy to support Sloth-Radio and the site.

Katherine---Uhh, lets go to the weather shall we Bill? I’m sure our listeners will want to hear all about how hell just froze over.

Bill McNeal---*the sound of open-mouthed drooled can be heard over the mic*..Unh…Medesha...Happy to be here…Best interview ever. So happy.

Katherine---Bill! Snap out of it! *A loud slap comes across loud and clear*

Bill McNeal---Ow! You hit me!

Katherine---*speaking sternly* And I’ll hit you again unless you get this interview underway.

Bill McNeal---You wouldn’t dare!

Katherine---Try me.

Bill McNeal---…

Katherine---…

Bill McNeal---*Ahem* Well, uhh, yes, lets get this interview underway then shall we?

Katherine---Finally!

Bill McNeal---But I feel that I should inform you that you will be receiving a call from my lawyer shortly…And that my jaw still hurts from where you slapped me.

Katherine---Oh Lord--.

Bill McNeal---But now on with the interview! First off Medesha, where are you?

Medesha--- Wait, is this a trick question? I'm in the radio studio, of course. The sound booth or whatever you call it.

Bill McNeal---Oh…Right…I knew that.

Katherine---*The sound of a head being banged against the table can be heard*Get into radio journalism they said, make oodles of cash they said, earn prestige and renown they said. I should have joined the family business and become a vet.

Bill McNeal---And what are you wearing, Lady Medesha?

Medesha--- A sexy little red...hey! Nice try.

Bill McNeal---Haha, clearly you are flustered by being in the presence of such a celebrity as myself. Tell me, how does it feel to at last be interviewed by I, the great Bill McNeal!

Medesha--- It would have been less disturbing if we weren't wearing matching outfits. But I really appreciate the opportunity!

Katherine---*busts out laughing* Oh…Oh my God, can’t breathe.

Bill McNeal---*Ahem* Yes, well that is interesting. Personally I think I like you in suit-pants. Now as a glamorous wonder-woman, do you have any fashion tips for any clothing-challenged listeners?

Medesha--- Dress to impress yourself, not anyone else. There are no rules, except that black is slimming and heels are sexy.

Katherine---Amen to that sister!

Bill McNeal---Katherine, I am in the middle of an interview here! If you want to have a little estrogen pow-wow save it till a commercial-break. Now, where was I? Ahh, yes.

As some of our listeners know, you have been through a few medical-scares in your lifetime, and at one point even made a "Needs Prayers" thread in the General Discussion Forum. For the newcomers to DNDOG would you care to elaborate on this, and update the rest of us on your current situation?

Medesha--- I had a large, but benign, tumor on my right ovary. Though benign it wasn't harmless -- what I mean is, it wasn't cancer, but you can't take something the size of a tennis ball and stuff it in your abdomen without side effects. I had my right ovary and most of my left removed in an operation. Because of the size of the tumor, I couldn't do it laparoscopically; I had full-on abdominal surgery. My scar looks just like my mom's from her Cesarean section (when my brother and I were both born). Can I have kids? Probably not, but I didn't want any anyway. Do I still get a period? Yes, thank goodness; no hormone therapy for me!

It's important for me to stress that my condition was caught during a routine physical. I've had people (ok, Jason) say to me that "if I'm sick, I'll go to the hospital, and if I'm not, there's no reason to see a doctor." Routine physicals are useful to create a baseline of normality for you. If your doctor knows what you're usually like, they can detect abnormalities more quickly. In my case, my doctor thought my pelvis felt kinda "thick." She suspected common, harmless fibroids and recommended an ultrasound. It was my fortunately benign tumor instead. I was very scared, of course, and the comments and well-wishes on D&DOG helped me more than anyone can know.

So, thanks again!

Katherine---Wow, I didn’t know all of that…

Bill McNeal---Well then good thing I knew about it, eh Katherine? But then again being in the know is something that comes easy for all of us professional radio-journalists. So don’t feel bad if you look so uninformed all the time in my presence.

Katherine---That’s it! Commericial break, now!

Bill McNeal---No, wait! What are you going to do with those pliers!?!



*A burst of static suddenly (and violently) flairs across the airwaves

"We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a brief commercial broadcast. Thank you for your patience."*


”Commercials”*Phone rings*

Couch-sitter---*Picks up phone* Hullo.

Bee---Hey-ho, wassup?

Couch-sitter---Nuthin’ Bee, just watchin’ the game 'n waitin’ for Sloth-Radio to update. Wassup with you?

Bee---Nuthin’, watchin’ the game ‘n waitin’ for Sloth-Radio to update.

Couch-sitter---True, true.

Yellow-shirt Wearer---*Walks into room* WAAAZZUP!?!

Couch-sitter---Whaasssuuup!

Bee---Yo, whose that?

Couch-sitter---Yo, yo pick up da phone!

Yellow-shirt wearer---*Picks up other line* Hullo?

Bee---WHEEZZUP!?!

Yellow-shirt wearer--- WAAAZZUP!?!

Couch-sitter---Whaasssuuup!

Yellow-shirt wearer---Yo, where’s Dookie?

Bee---Yo, Dookie!

Dookie---*picks up phone from other room* Yo.

Yellow-shirt wearer--- WAAAZZUP!?!

Dookie--- Whhuusss--!

Bee--- --UUUU--!?!

Couch-sitter--- --uuup!

*Door intercom suddenly buzzes*

Yellow-shirt wearer---Hold on. *presses intercom button* Hullo?

Man outside---WWHAA--!

Bee--- --AAAA--!

Couch-sitter--- --AAAA--!

Dookie--- --SSSUUU--!

Yellow-shirt wearer--- --UUUP!!

*Everyone, save Bee and Couch-sitter, hang up, laughing and smiling.*

Couch-sitter---So wassup Bee?

Bee---Watchin’ the game 'n waitin’ for Sloth-Radio to update.

Couch-sitter---True, true.


SLOTH-RADIO
True.




*"And now we return you to your originally scheduled broadcast."*


”SLOTH-RADIO”Bill McNeal---Welcome back too—


THE REAL DEAL WITH BILL MCNEAL!


Bill McNeal---Before we left for our break, we were in the process of interviewing the wonderful, the glamorous, the moderator everyone loves the most; Medesha.

Now Medesha, as a published and professional writer yourself, do you have any advice to give to people who are looking towards breaking into the publishing world?

Medesha--- You are your own worst enemy. You will talk yourself out of sending queries because you are "not good enough" or "couldn't write it anyway" or "don't know what to say" or "don't want to bug the editor" or a dozen other excuses. Never trying means never having to say "I failed".

Bill McNeal---Interesting. It must be hard being a moderator, a writer, a player, a hottie, and a nice person all at the same time. How do you pull it off?

Medesha--- I like to schedule regular breakdowns and drinking binges to take the pressure off. Iron Man marathons also help (note that since there is only one movie, an Iron Man marathon entails watching the same movie several times in a row). Seriously, it is difficult at times. I mostly count on people not being offended if I don't answer PMs for weeks, and forgiving me when I promise to do something and then just vanish, only to return a month later acting like nothing at all happened.

And don't forget I’m a student, too.

Katherine---Wow, that must be tough, what has made you so confident in yourself, to go forward with all of those things?

Bill McNeal---Umm, excuse me? Who is it that’s asking the questions here?

Katherine---*takes on a sharp tone* Do we need to have another “commercial break” so we can sort this out, Bill?

Bill McNeal---N-no ma’am.

Katherine---Wonderful.

You were saying Medesha?

Medesha---In 2002, a poster on a message board told me she envisioned me as "witty, brave and glamorous". I took that as my mantra and vowed to make only decisions I thought a witty, brave and glamorous woman would make from then on. The philosophy hasn't yet steered me wrong.

Bill McNeal---Boring! Sorry, Kathy, but I need to step in before you drown the audience in sentimentality--

Katherine---

Bill McNeal--- Now, Medesha, tell us. If you could date one site-member who (or what) would it be?

Medesha--- Oh gosh, this is going to get me into trouble, isn't it? I'm a happily married woman, and...hey! You can't just hold up a sign saying "me" and expect me to say it out loud. Sheesh.

To answer your question, I have long fantasized about being the sliced meat in an Axeman-and-loki sandwich.

Bill McNeal---Wait, you’re married?

Katherine---Ugh! Of course she is Bill. Please, Medesha, for the idiots out there who haven’t been paying attention would you mind explaining who this obscure "Jason" person you occasionally mention is?

Medesha--- Only the love of my life and father of my cats. Jason is my wonderful husband without whom I'd likely be living in a gutter somewhere, turning out stat blocks for just enough cash to pay for my next drink. This coming May we will have been married for 10 years. I sometimes tell Jason that if he were a billionaire playboy superhero, he would be Tony Stark.

Bill McNeal---Wait, how did you know that she was married, Katherine?

Katherine---Being in the know is something that comes easy for all of us professional radio-journalists. So don’t feel bad if you look so uninformed all the time in my presence.

Bill McNeal---….You’re mocking me. Aren’t you?

Katherine---Yes Bill. I am mocking you.

Bill McNeal---….I can live with that! Now, Medesha, A previous interviewee, one Mr. Embrodak, said he was seriously attracted to you for your new hair-cut. Any thoughts or comments on this?

Medesha--- I paid well for that comment, and stand by it.

Bill McNeal---You also apparently paid for a 1-year CS membership for Embrodak. So what? Is he your personal cyber-gigolo and your just buying him off so he’ll keep quiet?

Medesha--- That was an unrelated payment for some comments yet to be made. He'll be singing my praises till, oh, April 2010 or so.

Katherine--- Wow, you have no problem saying any of that. Aren’t you worried some of these comments might be misconstrued?

Medesha--- "I have no shame. In the body, where the Shame gland should be, there's an Awesomeness gland instead. True story." -my friend Bee

Katherine--- Huh, I think I’d like to meet your friend Bee. She sounds pretty cool.

Bill McNeal--- Ladies! Interview now. Estrogen pow-wow later.

Now, Medesha, if Jason is your Tony Stark then what does that make you? The terrorist that kidnapped him?

Medesha--- The good woman with hidden superpowers herself (like super-hotness and super-intelligence) whose love will save and redeem him, of course!

Katherine--- Haha, oh God, I love this gal. We should have her on the show more often Bill.

Bill McNeal--- Blah, blah, blah, whatever! Now, Medesha, if there was ever to be a movie chronicling the existence of DNDOG, what actor would play you?

Medesha--- Sandra Bullock!


*The loud sound of someone running up and banging on the glass of the sound-booth can be heard, along with a great amount of yelling, suddenly coming over the mics.*


Axeman--- It should be Megan Fox! Megan Fox I tell you!

Katherine--- Oh, God, not this joker again. Security!

Axeman--- I shall not be silenced! Even their names both start with ‘M’! Medesha and Megan! It’s a sign from the lumberjack gods of what must be done!

Security Guards--- Sir, I am going to have to ask you to come with us! Please step away from the sound-booth!

Axeman--- No! Nooo! MEGAN!!!


*The yelling and pounding slowly fades away as the perpetrator is dragged away*


Katherine---….

Medesha---….

Bill McNeal---….Why do I feel like I know that guy from somewhere? Its strange, I could almost swear I’ve talked to him before. Oh well, it mustn’t have been all that important! Lets get on with the interview shall we?

Medesha, can you explain to us your strange obsession with Iron Man, and Robert Downey Jr. in general?

Medesha--- Strange? It seems very normal to me. Take one incredibly hot actor, put him in the role of a brilliant but tortured billionaire who just needs the love of a good woman to set him straight, and then make him a superhero on top of it all. Can't really see anything weird about that.

Or are you referring to the life-sized Iron Man cutout on my wall, the custom Iron Man sketch a cartoonist drew for me, my Iron Man CD wallet, special edition box set, action figure, stickers, and the essay I wrote (and posted in the Library) called "Why I Love Iron Man"? Cause I guess I can see that being a little strange.

Katherine---Bill! Another comment like that out of your mouth and you want be able to sit down for a week!

Bill McNeal---But I didn’t even do anything!

Katherine---You were thinking it.

Bill McNeal---…Fair enough. Now, in your own words, Medesha; what has been your single greatest contribution to the site?

Medesha--- Banning Nomad. Just kidding. It was probably the "Grrr" thread.

Bill McNeal--- And what advice do you have to give to site-members who want to become as awesome you are?

Medesha--- Cultivate a reputation for being helpful, tempered with a penchant for witty comebacks. Become a CS. Pretend to be a woman.

Bill McNeal--- Well that certainly is some intriguing advice there Medesha.

Katherine--- Bill, we need to wrap up…

Bill McNeal--- Right. Well we are almost out of time, do you have any last words or advice you have to give to your fellow DNDOGers?

Medesha--- Remember to help control the pet population; have your pets neutered or spayed. Thanks everyone!

Bill McNeal--- Thank you, Medesha! You are listening to Sloth-Radio, where we are all Sloth all the time. This is Bill McNeal signing off on…


THE REAL DEAL WITH BILL MCNEAL!


...

Axeman---MEGAN!
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Eric the Bard---Howdy all, Eric the Bard here, coming to you live from the sound-booth of Sloth-Radio where we are all Sloth all the time. For those of you who haven't heard, Mr. Sloth has recently announced that the next interviewee for the talk section of our programming will not be selected by himself or by popular radio-host Bill Mcneal, but instead by the community of DNDOG. You can find out more, and vote for who you think should be the next interviewee at the thread in the General Discussion Forum.

And now to our phonelines. We have Naresh on line 7, hello Naresh, you are on Sloth-Radio with Eric the Bard.

Naresh on the Phone-line---Awesome

Eric the Bard---That it is. Did you have a dedication you would like to make for someone?

Naresh on the Phone-line---Errrm... In what context? Site life or real life? there's a big difference there The DM who will knife me?... Or my girlfriend?... Who will knife me...

My life depends on this

Eric the Bard---Whichever one will take you to the hospital after knifing you. Duh.

Naresh on the Phone-line---I have a few favourite songs.. but dedication...

Hmm...

It's gotta be A Dustland Fairytale by The Killers.

For my girlfriend,
Then also for the Captains Average and Amerca, who have made this site pure awesome for me recently.
This song is one of my DM songs, if I need inspiration, this is pure gold, and empowers me... which I need when I talk to my girlfriend

Eric the Bard---Excellent, thanks for calling in Naresh, and here's hoping you make it to the hospital alright...

This is Eric the Bard and you are listening to Sloth-Radio where we are all Sloth all the time. And here is Dustland Fairytale by the Killers going out to Naresh's girlfriend and DMs. May God have mercy on his soul.
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We wanted to say something funny here, but Jack FM keeps stealing all our one-liners.


Eric the Bard---Good morning everyone, Eric the Bard here on Sloth-Radio where we are all Sloth all the time. The time is 15 minutes before the turn of the hour, and we are going to keep on rocking you all the whole day through.

Now as your official favorite DJ, I just need to say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone . We have had a great time here at Sloth-Radio and we hope that you continue tuning in here all through the New Year. Because we will still be here, broadcasting...Day in and day out....Never enough time to go to the bathroom except during commercials...Or to schedule a date with Lisa from payroll...

*Ahem* well up next for your enjoyment is "Mmmbop" by Hanson
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