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1st Annual Roast a Mod Contest!!!
1st ANNUAL ROAST A MOD CONTEST! ![]() Last edited by Admin Dirk; Dec 5th, 2018 at 06:58 PM. |
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And to get things started, let's go after the easiest target of all the mods, DIRKOTH.
I would like to say that despite what most of you think, Dirkoth is a pretty valuable member of our staff. He's about as valuable as an ashtray on a motorcycle. I've actually been a big supporter of Dirkoth, and only for the price of a cup of coffee a day. A female RPGX member once walked up to Dirkoth and said "If you’re who I think you are, I’m definitely sleeping with you tonight.’ He smiled and said, ‘Yeah, I'm Dirkoth!’ And she replied, ‘Oops sorry. I thought you were the main orc from the Lord of The Rings.' I'm not sure if you've noticed, but most of Dirkoth's posts are pretty short. I think that's because he's saving his breath to blow up his next date. You may not know this, but Dirkoth works at a concrete plant. He doesn't like it as much as he used to, saying that it just gets harder and harder. |
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I work at a CEMENT plant, not a concrete plant, you doofus.
Technically, I am EMPLOYED at a cement plant. No one has actually seen me work.
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The thread just started and I'm already envisioning duct tape over your keyboard.
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I thought your parole terms said you couldn't carry duct tape anymore?
Zip ties, duct tape, chloroform... all verbotten.
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I read the most interesting thing yesterday. Did you know that the surface of the Sun will pass Earth's orbit in 7.6 billion years? It's such a large number to comprehend!
To put that in perspective, The Earth will be consumed in atomic fire about the time Briched finishes the StarFinder character sheets!
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Joking aside, you should all offer Ion2Adam your condolences if you have the time. You see he recently found out he was turned down for his dream job!
They took one look at his resume, saw his year plus of moderating the RPGX Tug of War, and said he was far too overqualified to be a cat herder. Poor guy
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Quote:
We should probably get going on our plan to fly a spaceship to the sun, and claim it for RPGX!
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WAIT!--- ROAST DIRKOTH!?!! WHOA! WHOA!
**WhiteStag reaches for his credit card ... **
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Absolutely, WS.
This is the SECOND annual Roast Dirkoth contest. We just added more people to the roast, and Squeak has trouble with counting past one, so...
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Roasting Dirkoth is like preparing a bag of microwave popcorn. It's so ridiculously easy to do that ultimately it's just not all that satisfying.
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Birched has been around for so long that he gets all nostalgic when he sees an emoji. He remembers when they were hieroglyphics!
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Speak for yourself. I find it very satisfying.
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The other day Dirkoth and I were talking about weight lifting. He told me that he had a body of a Greek God. I had to tell him that Buddha isn't Greek!
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Itsaverb told me that he did a Google search on lighters. He got so upset when 39,478 matches came up!
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