[Game Thread] Hail to Her Lady

[Caput]

Eshti skates forward and skids to a halt to the south-west of the creature she has decided to call the "unpleasantly yellow ostrich monster", a name which will surely catch on if there are more of these things. She unleashes a mighty roar and exhales a cloud of deadly green gas. "AHACKuhkuhkcagh! I just decided: I hate doing that."

 

Dragon roar. 15 foot cone. Clucks, chocobo and unholy rooster need a dc 15 save. Half damage if successful, shaken for d4 rounds if not. Acid damage isn't halved even if they save. Not sure if this catches astro chicken or not.

Dice Damage:

d10+9

(8)+9

Total = 17

Dice Acid:

2d6

4, 3

Total = 7

[Fenris]

"Aww, I thought it would only be the chicken. Meh, either way." With a shrug of his shoulders Talos runs up to the Unholy Rooster and takes his first swing.

 

Dice Initiative:

1d20+6

(1)+6

Total = 7

Move Action: Run 35 to stand to the northwest adjacent to Unholy Rooster.
Attack with Greatsword

Dice Attack:

1d20+13

(7)+13

Total = 20

Dice Damage:

2d6+4

(4, 3)+4

Total = 11

*Plus 1 point Bleeding damage if hit.

[darthcharon]

"Hey, no fair! We're supposed to hit you a few times before you summon reinforcements!" Obviously this cucco had no respect for the rules of fowl combat. Oh well.

Taking aim at the astro chicken, Adrian lets loose a volley of bolts.

Combat Actions Dice Initiative: 1d20+7 (1)+7 Total = 8 Full Round action: Fire everything at astro chicken 1st attack +manyshot Dice Roll: 1d20+9 (10)+9 Total = 19 1d8 8 1d8 2 1d6 1 1d6 1 Rapid shot Dice Roll: 1d20+9 (6)+9 Total = 15 1d8 2 1d6 2 2nd shot Dice Roll: 1d20+4 (8)+4 Total = 12 1d8 4 1d6 3

[Lazersetcetera]

Ha ha!

We'll see who's chicken!

Cherry looks around. Nothing? Ah well.

you can't make an omelette... without breaking a few egg-layers!

Cherry is disappointed and embarrassed. Whatever happened to her wit and mojo? Must be an off day.

Raglebargle Rarglebargle Arlagh rargh

Much better.

She soars into the air, dispensing a twinkle of unholy goodness over her dear comrades.

 

Dice Initiative:

1d20

1

EDIT: Ahem. She goes last.

Standard: Casts Blessing of Fervor over allies.
Everyone, pick one of these effects per round for the next 9 rounds.
BoF effects

Cherry picks the +2/+2 this round then

Move action:
Flies straight up, can go 60ft but will obviously not crash into ceiling. Not hard at least.

EDIT: with such a poor init roll, the chickens might do something before I cast. Here is a cast defensively Concetration check if needed. Needs to beat 15+(4*2)=23

Dice Conc:

1d20+9+6

(12)+9+6

Total = 27

[Fragmaster01]

OOC As Moridain is still AWOL, the Chocobo has retreated to the item stall, to discuss the finer points of poultry politics with Coyote.

 

Dice Initiative:

1d20

5

Dice Eshti Init:

1d20

12

Dice Reflux:

2d20

15, 17

Total = 32

Dice Flurry of Blows:

4d20

15, 19, 11, 3

Total = 48

Dice Claws of Deceit:

2d10+12

(2, 3)+12

Total = 17

Dice Unholy Rending:

2d6+6

(2, 4)+6

Total = 12

Dice Attacku:

1d10

8

Dice Attacku2:

1d6+9

(3)+9

Total = 12

Dice PewPew!:

2d20

3, 5

Total = 8

Dice Reflex:

3d20

1, 2, 1

Total = 4

Dice Incoming!:

6d6+6

(6, 4, 2, 4, 6, 2)+6

Total = 30

Eshti	13
Baron Clucks	7
Chicken Gang	5
Adrian	N1
Talos	N1
Cherry	N1

Eshti: You vomit everywhere. Blarglphbbt! (9 BLG damage, 7 ACD damage to Astro Chicken, Unholy Rooster)

Baron Clucks, LORD OF ALL CHICKENS: She conjures a spectral electric guitar, and proceeds to jam. (Birdsong: INSPIRE GREATNESS! The three chickens aside from BC have extra Hit Dice, +2 to attack, +1 Fortitude.)

Chicken Gang: The Unholy Rooster closes with Eshti, and proceeds to unleash a flurry of anti-gravity kicks and wails, complemented by horrible tears in reality that accompany his searing claws of injustice. (31 SLA damage to Eshti, 18 FIR/DRK damage to Eshti. Eshti takes -2 to all rolls and checks until Unholy Rooster dies, or attacks another target.)
The Astro Chicken takes a more favorable location, and proceeds to light the skies up with blaster bolts! Arcs of badly animated lightning sear towards you! Talos is unimpressed, and ducks under the blasts. (MISS x2)
The Chicken Gun loads a mortar, and launches! (30 FIR damage to Talos, Adrian, and Cherry! You are all on fire!)

Adrian: You fire everything at Astro Chicken, but your accuracy isn't much better than hers. (12 damage to Astro Chicken)

Talos: You rail on the Unholy Rooster, FLANKING him in the process. (11 SLA damage, Bleeding for 1 on Unholy Rooster)

Cherry: You soar through the skies, like a majestic... bear. You attempt to fervorize everyone, but are too busy being ON FIRE. Rude. (Defensive Casting Failure)

 

OOC Round 2, Fight! Eshti has proven to be the inferior monk in this circumstance, and gotten her ass kicked. She needs heals most badly! Also, due to some staggeringly bad Reflex saves, everyone besides her is ON FIRE. This isn't as bad as it sounds, but you will keep burning until it goes out. As usual, if you have resistances, reduce your damage by that amount. Put your updated HP in your post. BADWRONGS: Cherry has no HP listed on her sheet. Adrian does not have her crossbow attacks listed on her sheet. Cherry is still using the OLD, UNCOOL picture of her beariness. She should be using this one.

[Caput]

"Oh dear gods why does a rooster hurt so much!?" Noting that large and important looking parts of her body are hanging off, Eshti gets the hell out of there and heads for Cherry and Adrian.

 

Withdraw action. Stepping away South-East from the unholy rooster, then running until South of Cherry. 8 hp.

[Fenris]

"HOLY CRAP! I'm on fire! Put me out, put me out, put me out!" After a brief moment of panic, Talos decides it may be a better idea to pummel the rooster before it can do to him what it did to Eshti.

 

God I hope this works. Power Attack on the Unholy Rooster.

Dice Attack 1:

1d20+9

(19)+9

Total = 28

Dice Attack 2:

1d20+4

(8)+4

Total = 12

Dice Damage 1:

2d6+12

(4, 1)+12

Total = 17

Dice Damage 2:

2d6+12

(2, 5)+12

Total = 19

Dice Crit Roll:

1d20+13

(7)+13

Total = 20

Plus 1 addition point of bleeding for each successful hit.

[darthcharon]

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!" Adrian cries out as she catches fire. 'this is bad, this is very bad' She was very tempted to put out the fire, but she knew all that would do is give her chicken adversaries more time to use fire again. 'well, I still have enough energy left in me for one more judgement... I was hoping to save it, but better that I use it now and live than die with my magic bullet still in my gun.' Taking a deep breath, she focuses on the astro chicken, and lets loose once more with all she can muster

OOC HP 54-->24 Swift action: Activate Judgement (Destruction (+4 to damage rolls) and Justice (+2 to hit)). 0 daily uses left. Free action: 5ft step to the northeast Full action: FIRE AT WILL! (Assuming that astro chicken's name is Will. If it's not, then I shoot at whoever astro chicken is) Dice Manyshot: 1d20+11 (13)+11 Total = 24 1d8+4 (1)+4 Total = 5 1d6 1 1d8+4 (6)+4 Total = 10 1d6 5 Dice Rapid Shot: 1d20+11 (12)+11 Total = 23 1d8+4 (8)+4 Total = 12 1d6 6 Dice 2nd Shot: 1d20+6 (4)+6 Total = 10 1d8+4 (5)+4 Total = 9 1d6 6

[Lazersetcetera]

Cherry doesn't really know what she is doing.

But do she must.

She flies to the top middle ish of the room and seeing how Adrian has had a go at the Astro Chicken, she feels she ought to as well.

BLAAAAAAAARGH

 

Balefire (evil oracle thing)
9d6 fire (reflex half) to that chicken

Dice Balefire:

9d6

1, 3, 1, 1, 4, 4, 1, 1, 3

Total = 19

Oh seriously. What is the f'king point

[Fragmaster01]

 

Dice Rawr!:

1d20+12

(8)+12

Total = 20

Dice Ow:

1d10+6

(10)+6

Total = 16

Dice Owey:

1d6+3

(4)+3

Total = 7

Dice Dakka!:

3d20

12, 18, 12

Total = 42

Dice PewPew:

3d8+12

(7, 2, 5)+12

Total = 26

Dice Squawk:

5d4+5

(4, 3, 1, 2, 1)+5

Total = 16

Dice Reflex:

4d20

19, 5, 8, 4

Total = 36

Dice Burning:

3d6

4, 6, 4

Total = 14

Dice Defenz:

1d20

12

Dice Reflux:

1d20

16

Eshti: You run away with your arms flailing over your head. (ABSCOND)

Baron Clucks, LORD OF ALL CHICKENS: With a dramatic twirl of the guitar, she summons 5 spectral chickens, which take up defensive positions on their side of the battlefield. They don't appear to DO anything other than wander around and peck at the ground, but you're sure they are sinister.

Chicken Gang: The Unholy Rooster takes up a better position, and proceeds to dropkick Talos. He goes skidding backwards, but keeps his footing. (16 SLA damage, 7 FIR/DRK damage to Talos. Resisted Knockback.)
Astro Chicken gets behind Talos, and focuses down the pony. (26 LIT damage to Talos)
The Chicken Gun points a laser at Cherry, and proceeds to launch Surface to Air Roosters, which home in on the bear and explode in a mess of feathers. (16 FOR damage to Cherry)
Talos is no longer on fire! (4 FIR damage to Adrian, 6 FIR damage to Cherry)

Adrian: You unleash the fury of the jello people! (24 damage to Astro Chicken)

Talos: You unleash DEATH upon the Unholy Rooster, smashing it right over the head. (34 damage to Unholy Rooster, 1+2 bleed damage)

Cherry: You roast the chicken slightly. (9 damage to Astro Chicken, Reflex SAVED)

 

OOC Round 3, Fight! Adrian and Cherry are still on fire!