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Old May 21st, 2013, 10:59 AM
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Eshti skates forward and skids to a halt to the south-west of the creature she has decided to call the "unpleasantly yellow ostrich monster", a name which will surely catch on if there are more of these things. She unleashes a mighty roar and exhales a cloud of deadly green gas. "AHACKuhkuhkcagh! I just decided: I hate doing that."

 
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Old May 21st, 2013, 01:39 PM
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"Aww, I thought it would only be the chicken. Meh, either way." With a shrug of his shoulders Talos runs up to the Unholy Rooster and takes his first swing.

 
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Old May 23rd, 2013, 04:13 PM
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"Hey, no fair! We're supposed to hit you a few times before you summon reinforcements!" Obviously this cucco had no respect for the rules of fowl combat. Oh well.

Taking aim at the astro chicken, Adrian lets loose a volley of bolts.

Combat Actions
Dice Initiative:
1d20+7 (1)+7 Total = 8


Full Round action: Fire everything at astro chicken

1st attack +manyshot
Dice Roll:
1d20+9 (10)+9 Total = 19
1d8 8
1d8 2
1d6 1
1d6 1


Rapid shot
Dice Roll:
1d20+9 (6)+9 Total = 15
1d8 2
1d6 2


2nd shot
Dice Roll:
1d20+4 (8)+4 Total = 12
1d8 4
1d6 3
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Old Jun 5th, 2013, 07:49 AM
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Ha ha!

We'll see who's chicken!


Cherry looks around. Nothing? Ah well.

you can't make an omelette... without breaking a few egg-layers!

Cherry is disappointed and embarrassed. Whatever happened to her wit and mojo? Must be an off day.

Raglebargle Rarglebargle Arlagh rargh

Much better.

She soars into the air, dispensing a twinkle of unholy goodness over her dear comrades.

 
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OOCAs Moridain is still AWOL, the Chocobo has retreated to the item stall, to discuss the finer points of poultry politics with Coyote.

 

Eshti13
Baron Clucks7
Chicken Gang5
AdrianN1
TalosN1
CherryN1
Eshti: You vomit everywhere. Blarglphbbt! (9 BLG damage, 7 ACD damage to Astro Chicken, Unholy Rooster)

Baron Clucks, LORD OF ALL CHICKENS: She conjures a spectral electric guitar, and proceeds to jam. (Birdsong: INSPIRE GREATNESS! The three chickens aside from BC have extra Hit Dice, +2 to attack, +1 Fortitude.)

Chicken Gang: The Unholy Rooster closes with Eshti, and proceeds to unleash a flurry of anti-gravity kicks and wails, complemented by horrible tears in reality that accompany his searing claws of injustice. (31 SLA damage to Eshti, 18 FIR/DRK damage to Eshti. Eshti takes -2 to all rolls and checks until Unholy Rooster dies, or attacks another target.)
The Astro Chicken takes a more favorable location, and proceeds to light the skies up with blaster bolts! Arcs of badly animated lightning sear towards you! Talos is unimpressed, and ducks under the blasts. (MISS x2)
The Chicken Gun loads a mortar, and launches! (30 FIR damage to Talos, Adrian, and Cherry! You are all on fire!)

Adrian: You fire everything at Astro Chicken, but your accuracy isn't much better than hers. (12 damage to Astro Chicken)

Talos: You rail on the Unholy Rooster, FLANKING him in the process. (11 SLA damage, Bleeding for 1 on Unholy Rooster)

Cherry: You soar through the skies, like a majestic... bear. You attempt to fervorize everyone, but are too busy being ON FIRE. Rude. (Defensive Casting Failure)
 

OOCRound 2, Fight! Eshti has proven to be the inferior monk in this circumstance, and gotten her ass kicked. She needs heals most badly!
Also, due to some staggeringly bad Reflex saves, everyone besides her is ON FIRE. This isn't as bad as it sounds, but you will keep burning until it goes out.
As usual, if you have resistances, reduce your damage by that amount. Put your updated HP in your post.

BADWRONGS: Cherry has no HP listed on her sheet. Adrian does not have her crossbow attacks listed on her sheet. Cherry is still using the OLD, UNCOOL picture of her beariness. She should be using this one.
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Old Jun 8th, 2013, 05:50 PM
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"Oh dear gods why does a rooster hurt so much!?" Noting that large and important looking parts of her body are hanging off, Eshti gets the hell out of there and heads for Cherry and Adrian.
 
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"HOLY CRAP! I'm on fire! Put me out, put me out, put me out!" After a brief moment of panic, Talos decides it may be a better idea to pummel the rooster before it can do to him what it did to Eshti.

 

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"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!" Adrian cries out as she catches fire. 'this is bad, this is very bad' She was very tempted to put out the fire, but she knew all that would do is give her chicken adversaries more time to use fire again. 'well, I still have enough energy left in me for one more judgement... I was hoping to save it, but better that I use it now and live than die with my magic bullet still in my gun.' Taking a deep breath, she focuses on the astro chicken, and lets loose once more with all she can muster
OOCHP 54-->24
Swift action: Activate Judgement (Destruction (+4 to damage rolls) and Justice (+2 to hit)). 0 daily uses left.
Free action: 5ft step to the northeast
Full action: FIRE AT WILL! (Assuming that astro chicken's name is Will. If it's not, then I shoot at whoever astro chicken is)
Dice Manyshot:
1d20+11 (13)+11 Total = 24
1d8+4 (1)+4 Total = 5
1d6 1
1d8+4 (6)+4 Total = 10
1d6 5

Dice Rapid Shot:
1d20+11 (12)+11 Total = 23
1d8+4 (8)+4 Total = 12
1d6 6

Dice 2nd Shot:
1d20+6 (4)+6 Total = 10
1d8+4 (5)+4 Total = 9
1d6 6
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Old Jun 12th, 2013, 11:08 PM
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Cherry doesn't really know what she is doing.

But do she must.

She flies to the top middle ish of the room and seeing how Adrian has had a go at the Astro Chicken, she feels she ought to as well.

BLAAAAAAAARGH

 
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Eshti: You run away with your arms flailing over your head. (ABSCOND)

Baron Clucks, LORD OF ALL CHICKENS: With a dramatic twirl of the guitar, she summons 5 spectral chickens, which take up defensive positions on their side of the battlefield. They don't appear to DO anything other than wander around and peck at the ground, but you're sure they are sinister.

Chicken Gang: The Unholy Rooster takes up a better position, and proceeds to dropkick Talos. He goes skidding backwards, but keeps his footing. (16 SLA damage, 7 FIR/DRK damage to Talos. Resisted Knockback.)
Astro Chicken gets behind Talos, and focuses down the pony. (26 LIT damage to Talos)
The Chicken Gun points a laser at Cherry, and proceeds to launch Surface to Air Roosters, which home in on the bear and explode in a mess of feathers. (16 FOR damage to Cherry)
Talos is no longer on fire! (4 FIR damage to Adrian, 6 FIR damage to Cherry)

Adrian: You unleash the fury of the jello people! (24 damage to Astro Chicken)

Talos: You unleash DEATH upon the Unholy Rooster, smashing it right over the head. (34 damage to Unholy Rooster, 1+2 bleed damage)

Cherry: You roast the chicken slightly. (9 damage to Astro Chicken, Reflex SAVED)
 

OOCRound 3, Fight! Adrian and Cherry are still on fire!
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The coffee is done, but the mug isn't in its usual spot. Where did it go? He forgot.

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