[Game Thread] Hail to Her Lady

[Moridain]

Looking through the items, she finds a headband that seems to feel right to her. Whoever designed it though had a very strange sense of humor however, as they attached a pair of bunny ears on top of the expensive item, in a way that the shop keeper informs her is inextricably tied to its function.

It comes with a card: True wisdom is not taking yourself too seriously.

She tries to find another item with similar properties but is largely unsuccessful, finding a few more expensive items but none other within her price range.

The same vendor had some hide armor on hand as well, basic stuff but workable. The skins seemed grey and thickly furred so she took it, but passed on the matching sleeping bag/barding. It was only when she got outside that she realised that the hide armor matched the ears and looked rediculous. Spotting one of her team mates outside she flushes, "Don't say a word."

((Headband of Wisdom +2 - 4000g. Standard Hide Shirt - 20g))

[Lazersetcetera]

ooc: on cellphone computer is down typing is hard. cannot format right atm.

Cherry say to the shopkeeper - you're a boy and im a girl. let's go in your back room for a little hank panky and a sexy discount. go on, you know you want to.

cannot access stats but +6 cha bonus, buggybear or no.

[Fenris]

"Hmm now where's that cookie shop." Talos wasn't sure if the goblin was serious about bringing him cookies but he didn't want to find out the wrong way. So he heads over to the shop to get a bag of cookies.

[Fragmaster01]

Talos: You spend 3sp to ensure you have enough cookies, both for the gremlin, and for your party. They do look tasty.

[Fragmaster01]

Dice Diplomacy:

1d20+6

(19)+6

Total = 25

Dice Shopkeeper:

1d100-1

(37)-1

Total = 36

Dice Roll:

3d20

15, 17, 13

Total = 45

Dice Luck:

1d20

3

"Hmmm... no discounts hun, can't go making exceptions. I'll give you something good, though. Promotional offer." The snake wiggles out to show that technically she's not a boy, but doesn't seem to mind. Score one for the sexy bear. She drags you off into a place where the cameras can't describe your shenanigans. Your party will forever assume your demise, and continue on without you.

Gain 1 Fickle Luckstone. This gem can be Evoked(Standard action) to gain a +1 Luck bonus on your next roll or skill check. Random cooldown. The amber gem is stamped with a :P face, for whatever reason. .5 lbs.

Your pockets feel lighter. 120gp has mysteriously disappeared. Also, so has the snake's shop, as if it were never there.

[Caput]

Eshti scratches her head with a creaking noise. "Well, that could have been worse. This is turning out to be one of those days, is it not?"

[darthcharon]

"It became one of those days the moment I turned into a female pile of jello" Adrian sighs. "At least most of my equipment is still useable, if less effective."

[Lazersetcetera]

demise?

there you go, trying to rp for the good of the party then that happens.

boo. best of luck, all.

[Fragmaster01]

Cherry wanders back to your party, slightly more relaxed. She's still got the touch. Also a silly rock, as payment for her hard work. Much better than fezcat. Much.

Still, you have money, and things to spend it on. Perhaps you can try to con your party members into buying the stupid ones, for a good laugh. Or convince them to pool all their money, so you can spend it all at once on yourself while they're distracted.

Yes. This is because you are the best of friends, and do not backstab at all. That would be Rude.

[Fenris]

With a little skip in his step for the extra cookies Talos says to himself, "Alright, its been about an hour I think and I've got the cookies. Now lets go get this pony some clothes."

[Fragmaster01]

Talos: The gremlin swipes three of your cookies, and begins to munch. Goodness. "All done. 700 gp please."

The sword is now mighty and bold, while the breastplate looks fit for a pony of your build. Very snazzy. All the mares will be fawning over you.

[Fenris]

Tossing the goblin the 700 gp, Talos can't wait to put on the barding. He grabs all his belongings and runs to the group, "Hey guys, can anyone help me with this?"

[Lazersetcetera]

come on then. i'll help you with your armour. It's nice to work together, isn't it? Friendship is indeed magic.

right. i forgot to buy a massive ****ing weapon. can anyone lend me some cash? i promise i will steal it back for you asap.

[Fenris]

After moving around a little to get the feel for this new "armor", Talos decided that it would work for now. "Yeah, I guess I can help ya out with that. How much ya need?"

[Fragmaster01]

DM Report As a group, you have 23445 Monies remaining. Divide as you will on your big ticket purchases, then declare one of you to be the Banker, who will be in charge of making and maintaining a Group Funds post at the bottom of the character thread.