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Old 05-30-2010, 03:22 AM
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Your rogue is so crooked, he'd stab himself in the back for half a copper.
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Old 05-30-2010, 03:24 AM
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Your bard is so tonedeaf, that when he tried to serenade the jibbering mouther into being friendly, it committed suicide.
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Old 06-02-2010, 12:21 AM
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Your paladin is so righteous, he'd kill himself if he thought his body odour was foul.
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:45 PM
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Your Dwarf is so short, your cleric uses him as a walking lab bench and your knight uses him as a stepstool to get on his warhorse!
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Old 06-04-2010, 10:37 PM
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Your character is such a tool that he grants a +10 bonus to any Craft Skill check.
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Old 06-04-2010, 11:23 PM
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Your druid is so wild, grizzly bears lock up their daughters to protect them.
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Old 06-04-2010, 11:30 PM
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Your necromancer is so morbid, corpses clear the way for her even before they're animated.
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Your mount is so loyal, she'd walk over her own back just to make sure you got to your destination on time.
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Old 06-06-2010, 05:06 AM
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Your meatshield is so strong that the other party members can smell him from a mile away.
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Old 06-06-2010, 08:20 PM
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Your barbarian is raging so hard, the torrents of foam from his lips caused the ship your party was travelling in to capsize.
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Old 06-08-2010, 10:22 PM
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Your damsel is so distressed, emergency call centres around the world are receiving calls about her.
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Old 06-10-2010, 04:16 PM
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Your warrior is armed to the teeth, such that he killed himself while trying to eat his dinner.
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Old 06-14-2010, 11:38 AM
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Your princess is so hot, all the people around her have third degree burns.
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Old 06-14-2010, 03:00 PM
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Your Cleric's so weak, undead turn him.
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:47 PM
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Your elven ranger has such a high favored enemy bonus that when he sneezes, a village of orcs die.
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