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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 08:15 PM
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Corrupted Wishes

Master_Bratac and I corrupt each others wishes for fun, and I'd like to hear what all of you can do. Just post a wish, and I will tell you what loopholes I can exploit. So bring on your wishes and prepare to be corrupted!!! :biggrin:
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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 08:35 PM
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lets try obvious ones first
i wish to be a god
i wish to be have all my family back from the dead
i wish to have the most power sword
i wish for more wishes!
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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 08:59 PM
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During a fight with some demons one of my characters said, "I wish all these bloody things would die!" Everyone was covered in blood and ended up dead.

But for my wish. I wish to have control over the most powerful dragon in existance with no chance that it will break free and kill me.
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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 09:18 PM
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i wish to be a god
You become a rank 1 diety and an overdiety comes and kills you.

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i wish to be have all my family back from the dead
Your family are ressurected as undead zombies and you die.

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i wish to have the most power sword
I assume you mean powerful, in which case, you get the sword, which happens to have a deadly poison on its handle, killing you instantly.

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i wish for more wishes!
You can have as many wishes as you want. However, I'll corrupt every single one.
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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 09:21 PM
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I wish to have control over the most powerful dragon in existance with no chance that it will break free and kill me.
The most powerful dragon in existance is Timeat. Since you have complete control over her, her power is limited by your knowledge of her power. You conveniently develop amnesia. Then, Pelor shows up.

The end.
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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 09:22 PM
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I wish to have control over the most powerful dragon in existance with no chance that it will break free and kill me.
Okay, you get the dragon but it's brother who is equally powerful comes along and crushes you like an ant, with lightning speed so you dont even know it's coming.
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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 09:41 PM
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Yay crushed like an ant!
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I wish for you to corrupt this wish!!
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Homer: I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich!
*sandwich appears*
Homer: *munch* Mmmm...bread soft and fluffy... *munch, munch* Ham nice and tasty...*munch, munch, munch* Cheese stale! Awwwwww...

As for my wish...

I wish for anything I say to be instantly made true.

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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 11:01 PM
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i wish for cotton socks.
i wish a new feat!
i wish for all spells remembered!
i wish for gloves of haste!
i wish for a hero to save me!
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I wish for you to be rendered completely incapable of corrupting wishes
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He can't corrupt the wishes, but everyone else can

I wish to be normal (HUSH!? d=P)
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I wish all my wishes will become true, in the way I intended them to be fulfilled.
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 09:03 AM
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But for my wish. I wish to have control over the most powerful dragon in existance with no chance that it will break free and kill me.
What you have to find, is actual loophole to the question and wish and exploit them, like this one it seems like it is good and that it cant be countered and that nothing bad will happen, you dont add in other stuff you exploit the bad stuff, You get your dragon of power and he is nearly god status, but he happens to trap you in his little cage of holding that he keeps strapped to his wing and straps you to him, (he hasn't broke free of you, and kills everyone else in the world)
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i wish for cotton socks.
i wish a new feat!
i wish for all spells remembered!
i wish for gloves of haste!
i wish for a hero to save me!
They're strangely itchy. So itchy you scratch until your feet and fingers bleed.

New feat: Death. This feat, once taken, kills you. You cannot be resurrected.

After doing something spectacular, you are able to remember all spells! Congradulations. Unfortunately, your mind cannot handle the strain of so many spells and you go into a catatonic state. You are now a vegetable.

You recieve gloves of haste! Unfortunately, they shrunk in the wash and cannot be used by anything larger than Fine.

A hero saves you! As he carries you over a rope bridge spanning a deep ravine, he trips, his sword cuts the ropes and you both plummet to your doom.

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