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What do a selkie and a ziplock bag have in common?
They’re both resealable |
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Who is a selkie's favorite musician?
Seal What kind of music do seals hate most? Orcastra music
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Great, Dirk took the bait and is telling fish puns now.
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I didn't do it on porpoise.
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People may snicker at the idea, but I like how your mind rollos, GR. They may be candy corny, but candy jokes could be goodbar to set. You’re awesome for so many riesens.
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Ugh. If you start with the candy puns, then I have to follow suit. It's a Kit for Kat kind of situation.
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I have a confection to make: I had an uncandy feeling people would show up for these jokes. I know people will think we are cookie for doing this, but I don't care. I've been a sucker for pezimens of candy puns forever.
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That's true, oreo people might think we're smarties instead.
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Nah. They know we are nerds. It would take a lot of extra intelligence, an entire spree of it, to be thought of that way. A veritable bonanza, a cavalcade of IQ to get us there.
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You airheads are making me laffy taffy over here. some may say smarties, others will say dum-dums. But it's all circus peanuts in the end.
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These puns aren't worth a hundred grand payday. Barely worth a Zero.
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Time to put these in the Mounds then, to be only Cow Tails. I'm sure the Three Musketeers could manage it with some Sour Warheads. Just watch out for the Atomic Fireballs.
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Bad puns, like the proverbial kit cat, have 9 lives.
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