Caption Competition! v2.0

[girlplay]

The invention of the Dino-Decoy came a few million years too late.

[Silk]

Ahhhh - Ahhhhh - ACHOOOO!!!

yes, even dinosours had alergys

[Ytterbium]

"The hills are alive—with the sound of T-rex!"

[Codger]

When punk-rockers become beekeepers.

[Yoshimi]

Inflation really is scary!

[Black Jim]

Olie Olie Oxen Free!

EDIT: a new thought came to mind that I just had to share

Do y'all ever wonder what happened to Heidi? (only old folk like me are likely to get the reference)

[Pseudonymous]

No sweetie, the dinosaurs didn't die-- they just got sent to a nice farm in the country, where they can run and play with all of their dinosaur friends.

[Still_Pond]

Tyrannosaurus tiptoeing through taraxacum.

[ElderOblex]

The hills are alive... with the sound of Jurassic.

EDIT: @Ytterbium beat me to it, my bad!

[ruffdove]

"Having been prescribed eye drops for his wildflower allergy, T-Rex discovers yet another thing he can't do with such short arms..."

[Dystopian]

T-rex getting mobbed by rapeseed because of certain undisclosed cutting remarks he made.
We're not sure whose side we're on at this point.

[Imveros]

Winner: -inhale- "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH !"Retry
Runner-Up: No sweetie, the dinosaurs didn't die-- they just got sent to a nice farm in the country, where they can run and play with all of their dinosaur friends.Pseudonymous

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This week we have,

[Yoshimi]

"She said her name is Marilith and if we didn't buy 10 boxes of Thin Mints we would burn for all eternity."

[Solitaire64]

"Darn it Margie, why did you tell your relatives that fireworks are legal in our town?"

[ElderOblex]

"Honest, I just shared a Tiktok reel!"