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Old 04-12-2004, 08:45 AM
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You Know Your Players Are A Pain In The Butt When........

you say they can go to a town or die immediately in a desert and they chose the desert over and over and over and over and over till you say they cant

they try to beat up shop keepers to attain items but kill themselves in the process

You especially Know Your Players Are A Pain In The Butt When they kick your hiney (i guess i take that literal)

they kill the king/queen to become royal

they say they take out weapons of mass destruction

they "type" in a cheat code

they jump off the bridge suspended over lava hoping to find a good item

on celebration days (christmas ect.) they are about to die and say = santa comes and kills the guy then heals me

worst of all = whan they die they become your worst nightmare because a grudge begins
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:12 PM
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you know your players are a pain in the but when

-no one in the party can speek the language your char has and the ones that can are the stupid ones that should die from lack of rp them right
-you damage rolls are to high and when you hit the thing with your weapon that ther is nothing left to do a search check on
-have a drow with ungodly hide modifire that he can hide wile on fire
-the only ones that are good and a able to heal are the ones that are the week ones all the other ones are evil and have high str and cant heal
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Old 05-07-2004, 11:11 PM
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when they....

Take hour turns.
Go from door to door to ask for SUGAR so he can dig a hole to attract a squirrel which he could use to attract goblins.
Go into a tavern and start bar fights
Go into a tavern and set it on fire
Go into a blacksmith and threaten the level 12 PC very harshly when your at level 1
Eat all the food in da house
STEAL YOUR DICE
Farts very VERY badly rite in your face
Or Takes 1 huge @$$ jug of ale up to the mountains to drink his life away.
The Dm is a player who has a pet dragon and takes advantage of your noobishness and tells you he can speed up time with a special item to make his dragon fully grown in less then a minute. And the make a campaign and continue to complain how we cant handel the monsters and that he did all the work YET hes the IDIOT who made it VERY HARD and GAVE himself the DRAGON.
Or complains about every quest you make

Ah.. but this is just a FEW of the things that has happend.
More to come WBAHAHAHHAHAH~
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Old 06-07-2004, 01:15 PM
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... when they ask you a disjointed series of questions, then take all of your answers and put them together to create a character history that grants them an excuse to abandon your campaign entirely, arrange the assasination of other PC's and set off for home.

... state that if things don't go their way they're not going to play DnD any longer. When the NPC's use a "speak with dead" to discover that the party was involved in the death of a beloved local cleric and don't pay the party for their part in a mission the player quits and goes to bed.

... when the goblin cleric switches sides, attacks his friends with a dragon, convinces said dragon that he's going to heal her, then withers her neck (that's 2nd ed. wither, no save & body part destroyed).
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Old 06-11-2004, 08:29 PM
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they play with a charecter that has gone through a campaign with a ghetto dm and got to lv 20 and makes you take them into a lv1 campaign because and then complains because it's too easy and they don't get enough crap so they hire a hitman to kill you so you have to kill both of them instead and burn the bodies....i've had to do that way too many times
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Old 06-11-2004, 09:20 PM
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...when they don't know what the word EVIL means, and keep bugging you to allow an evil PC in the same party as good PCs and no explanation as to why the characters wouldn't be killing each other from the get-go, and can't understand why this setup would hinder roleplaying.
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Old 06-30-2004, 04:36 PM
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When all they do is sunder stuff. ex.
DM: you enter a room with a guard protecting a chest.
PC: I sunder his weapons, and his armor.
DM: your attempt succeeds. Now what do you do?
PC: is he wearing clothes?
DM: :?: Yes
PC: I sunder his clothes.
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Old 06-30-2004, 04:37 PM
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I forgot.

Level one party

you ask to play the Tarrasque?
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Old 07-17-2004, 04:04 PM
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After every decision on their character they make, you point them to the 'character creation rules' and they say 'whoops'.
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Old 07-18-2004, 09:54 AM
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But what did they do???
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Old 07-18-2004, 01:08 PM
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They didn't follow rules on character creation...

You know your players are a pain in the butt when they treat the PHB like a tabloid.
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Old 07-18-2004, 07:39 PM
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Or try to combine the most opposite things in it in the same character.
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Old 07-19-2004, 08:27 PM
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They ask to see the monster manual when they are fighting a monster

They pickpocket everything
DM:There is a table in the room...
PC:I pickpocket it!
DM:*sigh*
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Old 07-20-2004, 11:44 AM
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Or when the players are trying to get around the undead horde, your stupid paladin insists that you almost get yourself killed in order to rid the world of them forever.
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Old 07-24-2004, 11:32 PM
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YKYPAAPITBW.....

You ask a character which finger he's using (Long story), and another person goes "THIS ONE!!!" (You know which one...)

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