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Old 10-27-2018, 01:11 PM
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Ya that wasn't easy. Had to cut out over 700 words.
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Old 10-28-2018, 02:05 PM
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So.....judgement day....
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Old 10-28-2018, 02:31 PM
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So.....judgement day....
Tis only such if one was hoping to win. I was simply directing the monkeys in my brain away from other thought processes. I've tried confiscating their Coke, but they seem to have a stash somewhere. Oh well, better than when they were on the energy drinks.
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Old 10-28-2018, 06:40 PM
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So.....judgement day....
May the wringing of hands and anxiety attacks commence...
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Old 10-28-2018, 10:01 PM
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I'm more wondering if I need to bring my laptop with me for my vacation the week after this.
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Old 10-28-2018, 11:13 PM
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Unfortunately, a school crisis came up -as they usually do- and by the time it was cleaned up, I missed the deadline. Good luck to everyone! I shall sharpen my blade to face you all next year, as a better and more timely warrior
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Old 10-28-2018, 11:51 PM
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Unfortunate to hear Lepidoptera, hopefully the crisis has ended and everything is ok. See you next year.
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Old 10-29-2018, 06:31 PM
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So... anyone know any jokes, while we wait?
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Old 10-29-2018, 06:34 PM
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So... anyone know any jokes, while we wait?
Besides all your chances of making it to the next round?
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Old 10-29-2018, 06:36 PM
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An Elf, an orc, and a dwarf walk into a bar. Each orders a pint of beer.

Three flies buzzing around the bar choose to land in each pint of beer.

The elf sees the fly in his beer and exclaims "I cannot drink this filth! Bring me a fresh brew in a new glass!"

The Orc picks the fly out of his beer, tosses it over his shoulder, and starts drinking.

The Dwarf picks out the fly and begins squeezing it, yelling "SPIT IT OUT YEH WEE BASTARD! SPIT IT OUT!"
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Old 10-29-2018, 07:37 PM
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Besides all your chances of making it to the next round?
Since only two people actually submitted their entries on our bracket, I am not particularly faced about reaching the next round



Here's a short one, since we are at it:

What happens to the barbarian after the wizard casts invisibility on him?

 
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Old 10-29-2018, 07:42 PM
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Since only two people actually submited their entries on our bracket, I am not particularly faced about reaching the next round
Wondering if our group was the only one that had four submissions.
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Old 10-29-2018, 07:47 PM
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Two groups had 4 subs, one had 3 subs, and one group had 2 subs.

Also, to continue the theme:

Why did the rogue bring a steak to the fight?

She wanted to get into a flanking position...
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Old 10-29-2018, 07:55 PM
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Sorry about not submitting, but it's probably for the best, I don't think I would have time for the next round's entry so better that I'm eliminated now anyway.
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Old 10-29-2018, 08:25 PM
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So... anyone know any jokes, while we wait?
Axes don't have a sense of humor.
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