[OOC] When I Was Your Age

[Fragmaster01]

Whippersnappers. :|

Link back to the intro thread.

[Hanz]

We just came from the Intro thread, you don't have to link us back, frag.

[Fragmaster01]

But months down the line, you will want to know your roots.

[Hanz]

I'm getting nostalgic already.

[Hanz]

Alright, So I've decided I'm going to go Hardcore when it comes to being the party face, My diplomacy skill is at 16 (Sacrificed a feat for it D so yeah, I'm pretty persuasive up in 'ere!

[Hanz]

Hey, so I've cursed my weapons like you asked and I gave them a minor positive and a minor/medium negative effect.

Here you go:

Cursed Rapier: (AKA Rapier of the Ghostslayer) Meowgi's Rapier was infused with a curse as Meowgi got cursed himself, now if Meowgi uses the Rapier to fight, he can attack Non-physical enemies, such as ghosts, however, if he succeeds in defeating a Non-physical enemy, he recieves 1d10 damage from the aftershock.

Cursed Crossbow (A.K.A: Crossbow if Incandescence): Meowgi's crossbow is a Heavy Repeating Crossbow, it was also infused with a curse of it's own, Now, if a bolt fired by his crossbow exceeds 75 ft. after being shot out, it will ignite for 1d4 minutes, this fire is harmless, and the bolt is still counted as a regular bolt, however, It's damage is halved, but it illuminates up to 25 ft. around itself, and can Ignite any flammable material (See "Spark")

[Fon]

Glad to be here! But man, I feel weird to be in a party without a single human lol.

As for my cursed item, I think the only choice we have is to curse Pocus' Arcane Bound ring-- after all he's probably going to discard/give away his mithral shirt, short sword, and whatever other rogue equipments he starts with pretty soon. Here's my idea:

Cursed Ring of Protection (Sometimes-wondrous Ring of Protection):
Basically this ring works a lot like a wand/rod of wonders, and it has a 50% chance of activating a random effect whenever Pocus took damage from a direct attack from somebody. As an addition, Pocus can also activate it willingly and target somebody as a standard action with a 50% success rate.

Edit: Whenever Pocus was struck critically, the ring will activate and produce a random effect. Additionally, Pocus can also attempt to activate it willingly as a standard action. (Magic Device Check DC15) The random effect is also triggered when Pocus uses his Arcane Bond extra spell.

d%	Wondrous Effect
01	Casts Stone Call (CL1) centered on the wielder
02-04	Shimmering colors dance and play over a 20-ft sphere centered on the wielder. Creatures therein are blinded for 1d4 rounds (Fortitude DC 15 negates).
05-07	Casts Sheet Lightning centered on the wielder.
08-10	The attacker has invisibility for 1d4 rounds.
11-13	The wielder is affected by slow for 1d4 rounds (Will DC 15 negates).
14-16	Casts a 10-ft Darkness on the wielder for 1d4 rounds.
17-20	The wielder learns his own surface thought, and becomes staggered for one round.
21-26	Produces some harmless smoke around the wielder.
27-32	Produces some colorful sparkles around the wielder.
33-38	The wielder changes color for 1d4 rounds (red, blue, or green).
39-44	The wielder smells like roasted chicken for one round.
45-50	A weird, evil laughter is produced by the ring.
51-56	Produces some harmless smoke around the attacker.
57-62	Produces some colorful sparkles around the attacker.
63-68	The attacker changes color for 1d4 rounds (red, blue, or green).
69-74	The attacker smells like roasted chicken for one round.
75-80	Summons a neutral animal: a dog (01-25 on d%), a house cat (26-50), or a mouse (51-100).
81-86	The wielder learns the attacker's surface thoughts (as with Detect Thoughts) for one round.
87-92	Casts a 30-ft Daylight on the wielder for 1d4 rounds.
93-94	The attacker is affected by slow for 1d4 rounds (Will DC 15 negates).
95-96	The wielder has invisibility for 1d4 rounds.
97-98	The attacker takes 2d6 electricity damage.
99-100	Casts Cure Moderate Wounds (CL1) on the wielder.

For reference:
Stone Call
Sheet Lightning
Invisibility
Slow
Darkness
Detect Thoughts
Daylight
Cure Moderate Wounds

Edit: That should be finalized, let me know if balancing is needed?

Though I also have a question about Pocus' spells, does he actually starts with any spells memorized, or do I need to burn a Spell Mastery feat in order for him to have anything aside from Read Magic lol?

[Grundz]

Erwyn is a human!! Or at least, he used to be :/

As for his cursed item:
Erwyn's Defender Offender, (+1 Heavy Wooden Shield of Bashing) which he always used to smack down any Croc who thought it was a good idea to rush him, has taken on some of the personality of the beasts.
Every time Erwyn goes to bash with it, the image of a crocodile appears in the shield's surface and cheekily says "Rawr!" to his opponent.
If the bash misses, a muddy river appears in the background of the image, which the croc turns tail and flees into. If the crocodile flees, the shield loses its Bashing property until it feels like coming back out, which is generally 1d6 rounds later.

[Fragmaster01]

Fon: I will make two changes to your ring! It applies when you're struck critically, not when just normally attacked. Otherwise it'd be spewing magic everywhere. Pshewww! As for using the item, it'll be a Use Magic Device check! DC15, for the sake of comedy.

For your spells, we will say that you have taken to jotting down the strange things that pop into your brain at night. These things never happened before, it's very odd! Setting wise, it's been about three days since the attack, so you'll have a minimal compliment of spells and nothing else. You'll need to pick up more as you go along.

Pocus' Journal, Page 43: There were a bunch of weird lights in the sky. And now my brain feels like pudding.
Pocus' Journal, page 44: I MADE THE SPARKS GO EVERYWHERE! *magic missile formulae*

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Hanz: If you could do the embedded sheet, that'd be faboo. Makes it nice when I can have them all on the same page.

Erwyn: So! Dunno if you've played with me, but I disdain the oddities that are auxiliary attacks! Instead, you shall have!

THE CLAW	Attack	1d8 SLA, X2 crit. If you take levels in Monk, you get +2 to the monk damage instead.
OM NOM NOM	Attack	1d6 PRC, X2 crit. When grappling, you can bite as a swift action and still do other grapply things that round.

These attacks can gain multiple APR from high attack bonus, like any other attack.

Also, a thing for people.

Master Wiggler	General	Req: Merfolk, Level 5
		Your base land speed increases to 25. Also, you develop firm, well toned abs that get all the eely ladies.
Feline Spellbook	General	Req: Catfolk, Level 5
		You magically imprint your spells onto your fur. This has a limit of 20 "pages" per level, but you're never without your trusty majiks.
Improved Natural Attacks	Combat	Req: STR 13, Level 5
		The dice of your natural attacks goes up by 1(1d6>1d8, 1d8>1d10, and so forth). You can take this feat multiple times, the STR requirement goes up by 2 each time.

Kitsune have a bunch of racial feats to look at already, so nya. If you really want a level 5 one, come pester me.

[Fon]

@Grundz
Oh yeah, now Jerry is a human... Does that make our party child-kidnapping monsters? :o

@Fragmaster01

About his cursed item: I'm fine with the change, but in that case the ring will very rarely activate (since Pocus will stop trying to use it once he felt a negative effect from it.) What about we add one more trigger for it: the ring activates too whenever Pocus uses his Arcane Bond Object class feature to cast his daily extra spell?

Pocus' Journal, page 46: I was able to lock a door and hold it shut with my MIND! By doing... *scribbles of Hold Portal spell* ... but now I'm stuck in my room, somebody HALP!
Pocus' Journal, page 47: I managed to burn the door (and the house) down with another fire magick. I... I think I'm a wizard now! Like Milan! SO COOL!

Incidentally how many spells exactly is "minimal compliment"? Four cantrips, one level 1 spell, and one level 2 spell? Or are you going to be a bit more generous, like three level 1 spells and two level 2 spells? :3 (I think I'll want Pocus to start with Hold Portal anyway, I think it's hilarious to have the one of the most useless spell as his starting spell! lol)

[Fragmaster01]

Fon: That sounds like a good thing, yeah. When used for Arcane Bond, shenanigans.

Minimal compliment means that whatever your spells/day turns out to be, from class levels and INT, that's the number of spells you have.

[Hanz]

So when are we starting?

[Fragmaster01]

When character sheets are reasonably done! Which means I'll have an initial post up today, but you won't get to go anywhere until everyone's real. That'll be your opportunity to stare at the slackers with eyes of fire.

[Hanz]

HELLfire!

[Fon]

Aaand, my character sheet is done! Yes, he's carrying more than he should be carrying (one of the first things he's going to do in-game is to get rid of the ropes, grappling hook, the masterwork shortswords, and that mithral armor...) He also has a lot of skill points in bunch of rogue-ish skills, instead of the useful knowledge skills that a wizard should be taking (one of the side effects of Class Swap.) And finally he wasted a spellslot on Hold Portal!

This is going to be GREAT! :3

... Now all we need is to wait for Caput to finish his character sheet!