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I wish I had a set of gemstone dice.
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You did have a set but you gifted them to a new player, making them very happy.
I wish to be able to understand every language.
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Granted!
Unfortunately it comes at the cost of being able to speak any language, including sign. I wish people who try and sell coffee go out of business.
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Granted. People oddly start to mimic zombies, as their caffeine addiction can't be kicked, and the lack of available coffee on the streets starts to take its toll. Finding that you, Acathala, were the culprit that caused their lack of enjoyment of life and subsequent malaise results in them chasing after you and tearing you into bite-sized strips of flesh, tendon, and bone to release their anguish.
I wish... brainsssssssss...
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Granted! You are now the smartest person on the planet and get recruited by the government to head up a think tank. They have high expectations that you'll be able to fix all of the country's problems in the next 5 years. Good luck!
I wish... to meet the man who is my perfect match.
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Granted!
You meet him, but tragically he’s killed an hour later, when an anvil falls on him. I wish for actors to stick to acting, and keep their opinions to themselves.
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Granted. All future shows and films are made with AI-generated actors who have no actual opinions of their own.
I wish for open-world video games to have dynamic maps. Each new game generates a unique map so that things are in different places each time.
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Granted, but unfortunately such games are more and more expensive to make and demanding for machines to run which quickly makes owning and playing them something only attainable by the super-rich.
I wish I had more free time without my wellbeing being compromised.
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Granted, but you have nothing but free time. No home family job your just spending your free time watching everyone else not having free time.
I wish I wasn't alone.
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Granted!
We are here for you buddy! Perhaps going against the grain of corrupt wishes, but loneliness is a terrible thing and would not wish it upon anyone. So in Seriousness: BD - from what you have said before, I understand you life in quite a remote place, is that so? Is there a town nearbyish? Somewhere where you can go and meet some people, I dont mean just go and hang in bars and such but rather join a club or hobby group? Not sure how different the US is to the UK, but is there a library or something that may hold game nights? RPG sessions or maybe just boardgames? Just somehwere to hang, play games and talk to people with no societal pressures? Or what about local chat rooms? (are they even still a thing) where you can find like minded people? Or is there some sort of club where you could join just as a helper, get you out there talking to people? Maybe a soup kitchen you could volunteer at. Just something to get you mingling. Now I know all to well that talking to people is the hard part, but just helping out someone/somewhere with something, you'll find that people will talk to you. You like films and anime right? Is there somewhere nearby that has those sorts of hobby groups? Look man, I don't even know if you can drive, or have a car - if not, contact the organiser of any group you have interest in and see if you can work something out. Humans are a lot kinder than we are made out to be ![]() Alas, without further ado - I wish that BlackDragons wish comes true.
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Ok, with BlackDragons blessing....
You wish is granted! You are no longer alone! You are now surrounded by slimy, croaky, really loud amphibians which make everything moist and damp. For eternity. Oh, and because you have these fellas for company, they don't want to be alone either, so it now becomes and infinite existence. You are immortal and will spend all of you days with 10,000 of the little buggers. Enjoy the company. I wish commercial space travel was a viable thing.
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Granted but you are cursed with a bone disease that prevents you from ever going on one.
I wish to be a superhero like Goku.
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Granted, you are transformed into an anime super saiyan character and only exist in digital space now. You are super powerful, but any time the earth is in danger you get the crap beat out of you (over the course of 6 to 12 weeks where you constantly repeat yourself b/c episode recaps) before finally ekeing out a win!
But hey, you're a hero! I wish the show" What We Do In the Shadows" had 12 more good seasons instead of ending on purpose Last edited by tristenC; Jan 28th, 2025 at 09:22 PM. |
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Granted. But since you're defining what makes a good episode, the studio tasks you with writing the rest of the show. Good news: you're employed. Bad news: you have to finish writing it in 3 years.
I wish for politicians who impose tariffs to have to pay for them personally.
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