[OOC] The Squawking Parrot

[Redoak]

Brooding and suspicious is what I was going for, YOU NOTICED!!!

JOYGASM

[HarpyBane]

Sorry at the one sentance post, I just want to know what I was doing, as far as I knew, I was just role-playing.

[Avelestar]

Herb you learn nothing, in fact the barkeep is pretty sure you're the one who broke that table last night...

[Prometheus]

"I followed him." *cough* And Boar is well-aware of the hypocrisy of criticizing someone else for drinking on the job. In his defense, Herb's not a dwarf.

[Barark]

Dont tell them i broke the table!!!!

[HarpyBane]

*ruthless* pay me not to.

[Prometheus]

Avelestar, it's our job as players to punch holes in your plans. As a DM, you must become master of Xanatos Speed Chess, or railroad us to death. There is no third option. (No, I don't use the Indy Ploy for all but the most general details of my campaigns, what makes you say that?)

[Barark]

wow, i just lost a day reading....

[Redoak]

Ok so just to be clear...

Scummy McHandrub. the shifty halfelf, has lead us to a deserted island where the man we have been seeking has a hidden base. And the entrance to this base is a rope, which if cut would make our climb out of the mystery hole extremely difficult...

I'm down for whatever, but i want to go on record out of character as saying this **** is a huge death trap. At least thats what my Spidey sense is telling me.

[HarpyBane]

I vote we send Hubris and boar down first to investigate.

[Avelestar]

Yup, Paizo makes this REALLY hard to DM without pulling some sort of ******** and magically teleporting down the hole. :S

[Redoak]

Originally Posted by HarpyBane

I vote we send Hubris and boar down first to investigate.

Sheeee-iiiiiit Hubris is hardcore, I'll go down first and punk you bustahs!


(Sorry listened to old NWA alot today)

[Avelestar]

Originally Posted by Prometheus

(Taking 10 on the climb, result of 12. If that's too low, and I fall from a distance that would cause damage, I rage, and brace for impact.)

I laughed so hard at the thought of that.

Boar's hands slip, the rope swinging back towards the wall whilst the dwarf started dropping...fast. A single word could be heard as he fell, echoing through the entire chamber and out into the clean air above it.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU "

[HarpyBane]

I figured something like this was gonna happen xD. Oh well, this'll be more fun.

[Prometheus]

Originally Posted by Avelestar

I laughed so hard at the thought of that.

Boar's hands slip, the rope swinging back towards the wall whilst the dwarf started dropping...fast. A single word could be heard as he fell, echoing through the entire chamber and out into the clean air above it.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU "

It's perfectly in character, too.

"Y'THINK YER TOUGH, GRAV'TY? Y'THINK Y'CAN JUST GO AROUND PULLIN' DWARVES DOWN HOLES? I'LL TEACH Y'A'THING'R'TWO! RRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!"