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Old 12-09-2018, 12:34 AM
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The other day Dirkoth and I were talking about weight lifting. He told me that he had a body of a Greek God. I had to tell him that Buddha isn't Greek!
I do have some bodies, under the floorboards of my house. Not sure if a Greek God is there or not, I'll have to check the inventory.
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Old 12-10-2018, 10:36 AM
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Hello RPG Crossers!

As dirkoth mentioned, I'm available for roasting, and because I love roast (mmmmm...), I figured I might sweeten the pot, so to speak. Pun partially intended...


Beginning now (9:30 CST 12/10), until the contest is over, I will match all donations associated with entries to the 1st Annual Roast a Mod Contest!!! (up to $100 USD total)

It's a great cause--let's get roasting!

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Old 12-11-2018, 04:28 PM
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You folks see what Itsa is trying to do there? He thinks he can buy himself out of being roasted by throwing money at the problem! Don't let the tricky fellow get away with that!

Or, you know, roast me instead for being such a cheapskate compared to him. Or for something else, god knows there's enough there to roast
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Old 12-11-2018, 04:46 PM
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Aww, you're not a cheapskate Inem, you've just had a lot of expenses lately!

Now I'm not saying you bribed all the Iron DM judges, but I did overhear Squeak saying that your round four entry really moved him... INTO A BIGGER HOUSE!
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Old 12-11-2018, 05:45 PM
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Right, like Squeak lives in a house.


Under a bridge, I would believe.

In a cardboard box, I would believe.
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Old 12-12-2018, 01:31 PM
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You folks see what Itsa is trying to do there? He thinks he can buy himself out of being roasted by throwing money at the problem! Don't let the tricky fellow get away with that!

Or, you know, roast me instead for being such a cheapskate compared to him. Or for something else, god knows there's enough there to roast
I resemble that remark you, you... *consults dictionary of German insults* Arschgeige!!!
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Old 12-13-2018, 11:06 AM
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I'm a bit disappointed that more people haven't taken a shot at the mods. Fortunately, I have made a donation myself -- so I'll take the time to do a bit of Dirkoth bashing.

The reason Dirkoth get's lost in thought is because it is such unfamiliar territory. And to be clear, brains aren't everything. Actually, in Dirkoth's place they are nothing. Honestly, I don't know what makes Dirkoth so stupid, but it really seems to work.

I'm sure that Dirkoth will be the next person to respond to this post, because there is an inverse relationship between the size of his mouth and his brain.

In all seriousness, I would like to say that I do like Dirkoth and appreciate all that he does for his site. I wish he and Mrs. Dirkoth the happiest of holidays. I also think this is proof that my wife was right -- I really do have no taste.

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For the other members of the community that haven't taken the time to roast any of the reds, I can only assume it is because you lack creativity. I was hoping for a witty repartee' with some of the more creative people on the site, but it seems like they are both on vacation.

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Old 12-14-2018, 05:15 AM
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A woman that was dating Squeak called him, "Come on over. No one's home." So he went over and Nobody was home!

Really though, one time Squeak and I were out on the town, he saw a woman and asked her, "Haven't I seen you somplace before?" She said, "Yes! That's why I don't go there anymore!"
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Old 12-14-2018, 08:52 AM
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Ha! I am not a mod anymore, so...

you can't pick on me!


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Old 12-14-2018, 10:22 AM
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well, shoot. My "Not a mod" status didn't last long.

Back to being a slave again.
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Just a note here... If someone wants a staff member to roast them, we'd be happy to do that too!

Make your donation and send me a PM on which staff member you want to roast you -- and then prepare to get blasted!
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We are all capable of sarcasm. On a good day.
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Old 12-18-2018, 12:33 PM
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On the other days we're just your average gutterminded smacktalkers, but both serve their purpose should roasting be required.
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Old 12-18-2018, 05:11 PM
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Also, we can be gobsmacking guttertalkers, if required.
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