[OOC] Joe's Diner

[Trout of Doubt]

Barghumpler

[UncaJJ]

How bad is it that I felt myself breathing heavy while I typed about Jimmy weasing??

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That's pretty cool, actually. Character empathy taken to the next step. I often find myself making faces when describing characters making them; or running dialogue back and forth with myself. Wheezing, btw.

[UncaJJ]

Bah... I hats the spell check on this thing... didn't even tell me it was wrong, much less offer a correction...

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Russfusseling blast nibbler. (Worse than a barghumpler.)

I succumbed. I became a little frustrated, hi ho! Tyler, Victor, Jac. Well, excepting Jac because I've got all her stuff and I like her.

Tyler and Victor: You're dead! Tyler takes a wrong turn in the passageway, and Victor follows him. They become separated, battle with social services for years, and then inhale chloramine vapor by accident when cleaning somebody elses basement. So it goes.

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This means it's going to be tough, but we're going to have a good time anyways. I'll make you reroll below average HP, and I'll grant an appropriate boon to improve your character.

I'm usually not the type to apologize, but I regret leaving this alone for the last few days. It wasn't fair.

[UncaJJ]

Yay! Fun stuff!
I've got a ton of tickets today, but should be able to get something written up soon

EDIT: And you have been very patient, it's been difficult with 3/5ths of the characters MIA

Should we just use lowest class HD and lowest progression for BAB/saves?

[DustyParadox]

Bye Narsis, Laserz!

Same questions as above, as well as one more: Should we maybe contact one or two of the other applicants?

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I think I will. One or two of them, at least. If Jac stays away, then maybe another. There were a few interesting ones, and maybe we can get some good group members out of it.

What do you mean about the HD and the saves and all? Maybe it was that I wasn't clear. I'll go back and check tomorrow because I'm drunk and tired, right now, but what I meant to say was that you are now a level five PF character with HD and Saves and pretty much nothing else.

Edit: Tickets. ?. Are you a scalper? A mall arcade career gambler? A cop? Maybe I'm just not in the right mind set to remember you mentioning before. :P

[UncaJJ]

Pre-marinaded trout? Yummy!

Are we just saying, since different classez have different HDs, just5HD or are we rolling 5x (1d6+Con>

And ...

Oh, wait... our apps said what class we were going to play

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Well, you gave a possibility in your apps, and I'm not going say suddenly that it's absolutely what you have to play, now. It's still just the most likely option, representing your ideas at the time.

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Ahhh.

Jimmy is suddenly a level 5 bard! That means he gets 8HP+CON at level 1, and 4d8+5(CON) for his other levels, re-rolling 1s, 2s, and 3s.

Nah. Fuggit. He's a level 4 bard, but his first level was barbarian. Duh. So let's see that's 12+CON at lvl 1 and etc.

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Ahhh.

Jimmy is suddenly a level 5 bard! That means he gets 8HP+CON at level 1, and 4d8+5(CON) for his other levels, re-rolling 1s, 2s, and 3s.

Nah. Fuggit. He's a level 4 bard, but his first level was barbarian. Duh. So let's see that's 12+CON at lvl 1 and etc.

[UncaJJ]

you evil, evil GM!

I'll post in the game in a sec... where do you want us to roll for HP by the way? You could make a mechanics thread for dice if you wish (For an example you could check out the game folder for my game in my siggy.

And as for tickets, I'm a Datacenter Tech, so trouble tickets to repair servers

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Just to clarify: Jimmy isn't actually a bard... please. That was an example.

Roll here, in the game thread. What's mechanics, precious?

Forgot to mention the BAB last night. That's important. You get one.

Now the tickets make sense. That's a pretty nifty glimpse into the inner workings of a field of employment that I might not otherwise have gotten. Thanks for it.