[OOC] The Dinner Table

[ValidUserName]

The place for OOC discussion.

[Captain K]

Hello losers. Let's discuss your failures here.

[Ytterbium]

I believe it was Frodo Baggins who once said, "Your overconfidence is your weakness." And if I'm remembering correctly, he then jacked into the Matrix and teamed up with Thor to stop Lex Luthor from collecting the final Triforce pieces. But I'm old and it's been a while...

[Captain K]

Yes, but that is Old Testament. Bilbo recounts this in the New: "Thou shalt not suffer nitwits to live; thou must smite those Shortbus mouthbreathers and shame their players for making such a dumb PC."

There is some esoteric stuff about Achilles laughing about poor Feat choices and Spider-Man lamenting his crappy build, but you get the idea.

In all seriousness, Ytt and a couple of others are the only people I am worried about. VUN, don't be silly and pair us up in the first tranche.

Everyone else will be pretty routine for Penelope. Some may survive for a few rounds due to terrain.

[Khalil]

Jak'kill always a winner when there are losers. Yum yum never had aged meat!

[ValidUserName]

oh hai guyz

Odd number of players. "The Whisper" shall compete.

Here's a song for all of you. Specifically the chorus. Ha. Ha ha ha!

[Ytterbium]

History dictates I'll find a way to blow it in the first round.

Although that didn't stop me from feeling confident enough to spend 60gp on yarn and knitting needles.

[ValidUserName]

666 posts! I AM BECOME SATAN.

Hey Captain K! I met some kid the other day and he said that he wanted you to adopt him.

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, my mama beats me, my daddy beats me, and my grandma beats me. But I heard that Captain K doesn't beat anyone!"

...

Want me to go get you some burn cream? :B

[Ytterbium]

[Captain K]

You enthusiastically beat your meat, but I don't see much bragging about that.

[ValidUserName]

Originally Posted by Captain K

You enthusiastically beat your meat...

Yes. Yes I do. But I have to get rid of this murder-boner somehow, right? Lol.

[kaylara]

Kara's battle song

[Mostlymad]

Now now. No need to fight over who is going to lick my boots. There is plenty of room beneath my feet when I sit upon the god-throne for all the lesser creatures.

[Captain K]

Kaylara, excellent. We should indeed have silly fanfare music.

Penelope's battle song.

[Captain K]

Ooh. MostlyMad.

I have never read the rules of psionics, it is foreign to me thus I am scared of it and I shun it. I don't know what a Wilder is but it sounds suspiciously Psionic thus Penelope will have to murder your kid in short order.

I am not sure whether to make your fool lick his own boots or not before he dies. Probably not, better to just kill the chump, sweep him from the path.