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________________ Climbing up the ladder, Frances felt comfortable in the knowledge that nobody would catch up.
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Dr. Lector always hosted the most interesting parties.
Grrr Maybe he shouldn't have started it on fire until after he had reached the top. ___________ Love is a many splendored thing.
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Of course, one should also remember that alimony is a many lawyered thing.
______________ Carrying the roasted pig to the feast, Jimbo drooled relentlessly.
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The king was later heard to compliment the chef on the flavor of his intriguingly exotic special sauce.
_____________ All the world is a stage and we are but players upon it.
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Soon, the ladies will figure who are the real romantics, and who are just ****ing around.
______________ They lined up, two by two, and marched out of the auditorium in lock-step.
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...Literally. Their ankles were chained together.
- The poor rogue failed his stealth check and was noticed by the beholder.
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Good thing for the rogue, the beholder was locked in stasis from the paralysis spell cast by the mage.
___________________ Flying pigs know no bounds.
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Which is very bad for pedestrians!
______________ Given the opportunity to do so, Carol would spend all her time texting.
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Anything would be better than her job in the sweatshop.
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It involved reading all the call-numbers to ensure that the books were in order - all 15 floors worth of shelves of books.
_____________________ Time was passing by ever so slowly, to the point of being tortuous.
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Any closer to that singularity and they would pass the event horizon.
_______________________________ Ralph felt foolish asking his sister for her BFF's phone number.
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He felt even more foolish when it turned out to be his own.
___________________ I was working on the railroad.
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Then one of the railroad spikes flew through my skull.
- You have my word, if I am elected president...
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... I will start telling the truth instead of pandering for your vote... right after I pardon myself.
_________________ It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
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The motion my mind takes is very circular, pacing in the 4'x4' cell it is locked in.
______________ I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run.
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