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I, Kdkatz, wish to become a mouse. I wish that the mouse that I, Kdkatz, become does not die nor ever come to any harm, physical or mental. I wish that I can stop being a mouse at any time without any repercussions of any matter whatsoever be it a mental or physical effect. I wish that the mouse I become is in the exact same p[lace as I was went I wished this wish and does not leave that spot expect by the movement of my (mousy) own limbs. I wish that when I decide to become myself again that I do so in the same position that the mouse that I was was in when I decided to become me once more. The “me” I refer to is the me that is me now before I began wishing this wish. I also wish that for the rest of my entire life that I am not removed from the plane that I am currently attached to. During the period while I am a mouse I cannot be killed, maimed or harmed in any physical or mental way. This is what I, Kdkatz, wish. Bu-ya!
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I count about 6 or 7 wishes in there. If I was evil, I'll do them all one-by-one and separate from each other... then you would just get the first wish, cos then you'll just turn into a mouse and the rest don't matter anymore sine you can't talk... (and to make sure, I'll make you into a chocolate mouse...)
BUT, so that people don't complain that wish corruptors take advatage of english usage and what not... You become a mouse, that does not need to eat or breathe to survive, you are also trapped in a force cage with a nice roller wheel for you to run in with your little mousey limbs. The force cage is small enough just for your human form so you can change back without any harm. A dimensional lock is also placed to prevent you from being removed from the plane. While you're a mouse, you will live forever in eternal captivity as long as you run in the mouse wheel or until you die of natural causes.. Is this acceptable? |
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Hee hee! *giggles and claps hands at all corruptions* Wheeeeee. I wish I had something more insightful to say.
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I wish...ten.
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pull my heart out of my chest, train my mind so i forget
sink your teeth into my bones, dig me out then fill the hole tear me apart, tear me apart and watch it burn...all that's left is a window to my soul Pure Roleplay Contest |
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Friends, This is a fun thread. Wishes scare me. I get to stressed out making them, I love some of the thoughts above. Thank you for making me smile, in a none sexual way.
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Hehehhe Option B: Genie tuens into a huge yellow bird with orange legs and a wooly mammoth by its side. "Today, Open Sesame Road is brought to you by the number 10!!!" it says and the number 10 drops from the sky and lands in front of you as a vampire starts a countdown with intermittent loud laughs and a sorcerer begins to conjure peanut butter snadwiches. |
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Life won't suck forever. Eventually you'll be dead. |
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I wish for absolutely nothing to happen as a result, directly or inderectly, of making this wish.
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand binary... And those who don't :) |
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OK then...nothing happens hence time stops happening and you stop breathing, your blood stops flowing in your veins but you can’t die as that would be something happening.
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I regret that I now say farewell |
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A huge globe of absolute nothingness appears and swallows everything up like a black hole.... |
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I wish that the guy corrupting my wishes would die.
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They held me back, with a benignant light / Soft mitigated by divinest lids Half closed, and visionless entire they seem'd / Of all external things; they saw me not, But in blank splendour beam'd like the mild moon, Who comforts those she sees not, who knows not / What eyes are upward cast. |
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Now why would you want that?? Since the basis for any corruption is the wording of the wish, it usually is the wisher that corrupts his own wish.... Are you really that suicidal??
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the longsword comes to you, spinning from the sky and high speeds so fast that no mortal or immortal could dodge it. It cuts your head clean setting your clothes and hair on fire, unluckily for you the wish came with some free oil and a 60 fireballs, 30Helms or brillance and 600 beads of fireballs filled inside the helms that all speed towards you. The fire covers your body and many explosions are seen before your ultimatly painful death.
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Of course, you could still "...corrupt" this wish by saying something like "Well the guy you killed was the guy who would have saved you in a tragic accident, but since he's dead, he can't save you, so you die too," but that would be dumb, so people wouldn't say that...
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They held me back, with a benignant light / Soft mitigated by divinest lids Half closed, and visionless entire they seem'd / Of all external things; they saw me not, But in blank splendour beam'd like the mild moon, Who comforts those she sees not, who knows not / What eyes are upward cast. |
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The wishing for more wishes is not corruptible. Sure you can corrupt the wishes wished by your first wish, but that first wish is non-corrupt.
Second wish: I wish that I will have the ability to grant my own wishes. This wish's second hand effect is to put the power of corruption into the hands of the wisher, and not the wishee. Third Wish; I wish that any wish that I wish has a preview button. After the preview has been played a confirmation button will appear asking if the wish will be performed with the choices of yes or no being presented. If no is selected, the wish is null and void. If yes a final confirmation button will appear asking if the wish will be performed, with the choices of yes or no being presented again. This effectivley prevents accidental wishes, such as I wish my shift was over for work, or, I wish so-and so were dead. Last edited by Flragnararch; Apr 6th, 2006 at 02:07 AM. |
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