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I am Barbalones, the X-Treme Archer, whose dragonhide protects against magic. I stick Egomemnon the Whatever full of toothpicks and eat him in a sandwich. Mmmm, that tasted good!
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#138
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I am madness. Barbalones dragonhide can't protect him from me. I creep into his mind and make him jump of a high cliff for the fun of it. Just in case I have him fall into his sword.
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#139
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I am a talking platypus psychologist. Using the latest pyschological techniques, I diagnose the madness that killed Barbalones. Through tedious unravelling, I destroy madness and create logical calmness.
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#140
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I'm Tereas the chef of the "New Haven" tavern. Come inside, today's specialty is roasted talking platypus psychologist with mustard sauce and a choice of three delicius sides.
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#141
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I AM SPARTACUS(you know the drill)
I eat your meal and am not satisfied so roast the chef and eat him with baracue sause. |
#142
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I am Arthur, king of the britons. I killed Spartacus by Impaling his head on a fork because he ate my roasted talking platypus psychologist with mustard sauce.
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#143
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I am the all powerful wizard Zavulon. I also happen to be the current president of the FPPA (Friend of Platypous Psychologists Association). I am appalled at the fact that roasted platypous is so popular in this region and I summon a legion of fire elementals and burn the city to the ground. Arthur, the king of the britons, found a fiery death for his eating habits.
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#144
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I am the cleric that resurrected Arthur the first time. Having now wasted a perfectly good diamond worth 5,000gp, I exact revenge upon Zavulon. It is a long and difficult battle--especially since I'm only level 13 and he's level 47--but in the end, I am victorious. I trap his soul in a special gem, and give it to my aunt Cornelia as a birthday present.
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#145
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I am Aunt Cornellia... or so he thought. The truth be told Aunt Cornellia died months ago and I assumed her form. When her nephew approaches and hands me the soul-gem I use it as a component in a spell that drains the life out of him and animates him as my zombie servant. I then re-take my own form, Istallia the Queen of the Undead, and walk away with my zombie thrall on a leash.
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Th' ol' dwarf is back wit a VENGENCE! |
#146
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I am Dr. Acula. When Istallia comes in for her yearly exam, I tell her zombie thrall to stay in the waiting room, then I bite her on the neck, sapping her power. Her blood is sweet with undead necromantic power. I finish the exam and pronouce that she has the vital statistics of a dead corpse and is now my faithful undead vampire spawn consort, putting the romance in necromancer. >wink<.
Last edited by Silent Tiger; May 27th, 2006 at 07:35 PM. |
#147
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I am Buffy the Vampire-Slayer and I kill Dr.Acula because that's what I do... Die Undead Vampire Scum!
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#148
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I am a representative of the Unamerican Activities Committee. I have declared the slaying of vampires to be unpatriotic, and subpoena Buffy to appear before the committee. We ask her to name some of her vampire-slaying constituents, but she refuses. So we kill her.
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#149
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I am Darth T'Matar, I am Large and Red. Upon finding myself in the wrong universe I kill the first being I find which just happens to be a representative of the Unamerican Activities Committee.
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#150
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I am the concept of spontaneous and I cause Darth T'Matar to spontaneously explode.
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