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Old May 7th, 2006, 03:39 PM
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... and having found myself rolling three 1s, I, John Johnson tore up Grimoire's character sheet and threw it into the fireplace, vowing never to create an Orc Barbarian with Int of 3. But my actions opened a dimensional gate in the fireplace and, ironically, I was transported through the gate into my very own game, without any means with which to defend myself.
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Old May 7th, 2006, 03:54 PM
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I am the tarrasque.

Well, what do you think happened?

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Old May 7th, 2006, 04:06 PM
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as the lighning storm raged on it biult up so strong that it sent 7 bolt of simultaneous lighning, these melded to form a sphere that ripped a hole in time itself. though the hole emerged the tarrasque from the future. thus causing a paradox and ceasing the tarrasque to exist.
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Old May 7th, 2006, 05:15 PM
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I am the fabled arch mage Gilburt the unsquashable! In my natural form of a gnome I stumbled upon this evil time paradox, and laughed at it as it attempted to unravel the universe and with a wave of my hand I changed it into something more managable.
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Old May 7th, 2006, 05:16 PM
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I am Guran the frost giant, I killed Gilburt the squashed when he summoned me into existance and i landed on him...sowwy.
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Old May 8th, 2006, 02:46 AM
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I am Hectar the giant-slayer, who in fact slays only very small creatures. Luckily, Guran was the smallest giant ever to be summoned into existence. I smashed him on the head with a hammer simply because he was different from me. So there.

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Old May 8th, 2006, 08:27 AM
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I am Mordain, the intelligent magical Hammer of Giants. Why Hectar picked me up out of that frost giant's treasure hoard and decided to use me, I'll never know. I couldn't let him kill giants, because I am pro-giant. I guess that Hectar really should have spent that 100gp to get me identified, but he didn't, and opted to buy that silver chalice instead. ("Hectar, what are you going to do with another silver chalice" I telepathically sent him to which he responded "Huh?") So when he chose to smash Guran, the Smallest Giant Ever To Plug A Paradox, I rebounded and took out Hectar too.
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Old May 8th, 2006, 08:37 AM
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I am Logarth the Lawful good Blacksmith, i found this weapon and decided it was evil so i smelted it down and the remains lay in the bottom of my furnace
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Old May 8th, 2006, 09:18 AM
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I am Githil, god of the forge(N). Upon my irritation at the destruction of such a fine weapon, I had an anvil appear and smite him on his LG head!
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Old May 8th, 2006, 10:14 AM
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Ever ready to expand I am collectively known as OSTG, Inc. ("Open Source Technology Group"), creators of SourceForge. Seeing that this deity Githil, god of the forge(N) stupidly wasted his divine power to smite the fool before him we act, swooping in and annihilating the weakened god with a gamut of sourcecode the likes of which never seen before or again. Assuming his divine mantle we begin to distribute Forge material to all who need it without care for anything, but banner revenue.
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Old May 8th, 2006, 10:31 AM
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I am Forgesoft, who takes OSTG source code and changes it slightly. I then copyright, market, and sell OSTG's once open source code. I make millions off of an inferior product and, thereby, manage to kill OSTG.

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Old May 8th, 2006, 10:49 AM
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I am a VERY big troll called Ug. I have dicided to hate anyone I come across today. Hello Forgesoft manager...[the rest of this post has been censored due to violent content]
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Old May 8th, 2006, 10:52 AM
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Just being plain spiteful I a Primal-Elemental from the Plane of Fire named "Burnhisssnapcracklepophburn" decide to have a bit of fun. This of course is the worst day for the VERY big troll called Ug, who, just happens to be the first of many to be trounced upon by a fun-loving ever destructive "Burnhisssnapcracklepophburn".
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Old May 8th, 2006, 12:32 PM
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"Burnhisssnapcracklepophburn" wasn't the brightest flame in the fire, so unwittingly started a fight with wooosh....the water elemental...Lets just say the rest of this story went down with a splash.
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Old May 8th, 2006, 12:45 PM
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Whats that i hear? an Ice Elemental, the ice elemental comes over to the water elemental and freezes him in his place, and then smashes him to pieces muahahah
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