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Old May 13th, 2006, 02:00 PM
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A terodactyl then flew down and with a screech grappled the caveman and took him back to the nest to be devoured by hungery babies.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 07:42 PM
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The hungry babies, mistaking their mom for lunch, at her along with the caveman. After burping, they began chirping again.
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Old May 14th, 2006, 03:13 PM
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Hearing the churping of the tiny pterodactyls, an Yrthrak swoops down and shatters them with a sonic blast.
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Old May 15th, 2006, 08:24 AM
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A party of adventurers, The Band of the Purple Worm, is flying in the same skies with their Air Boat and spots the Yrthrak. Wanting experience and hoping the Ythrak has treasure, they engage the monster. A few fireball and lightning spells and many magically enhanced arrows later, the Ythrak falls from the sky, the Band of the Purple Worm victorious.

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Old May 15th, 2006, 12:26 PM
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Then a dragon shows up..

And he's scary, crazy scary, and he's coming to get'cha!
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Old May 15th, 2006, 12:53 PM
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the patron saint of england, St george is reincarnated, and slays this dragon, cause thats what hes good at doing
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Old May 15th, 2006, 12:55 PM
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The Pope declares George is not an offical saint thus being revoked of his paladinhood and loses his life because it the holy being keeping him alive.
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Old May 15th, 2006, 02:38 PM
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the pope is branded by the sign of the illuminati and is burnt to death
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'hey we can work this out,i mean like thats not my arrow lodged in your head,sure ive gota whole quiver that looks like that arrow,ok ill level with you you were in my way,i really should be giong now' stupid idiot doesnt die
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Old May 15th, 2006, 07:31 PM
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The illuminati, beliving that a giant spaceship travelling in the tail of a comet is going to take them to heaven, celebrate by drinking Kool Aide. Kool Aide man appears, smashing down a load bearing wall and crushing the illuminati in the collapse of their private mansion. When asked by reporters why he did it, he responded "Ohhhhhh...Yeahhhh!"
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Old May 16th, 2006, 12:22 AM
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and then a swarm of thirsty kids come running around the corner screaming happily. In five minutes Kool Aide Man is little more than an empty jug, and all the kids have red lips.
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Old May 16th, 2006, 12:31 AM
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Because of the practicaly pure sugar content, the children go through an insulin rush and suffer something like glucose poisoning (Eh, they die of too much sugar. )

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Old May 16th, 2006, 09:35 AM
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Doctors at the Institue of Glucosal Studies and Demonology (hey they aren't that different folks) work frantically day and night until a cure for glucose poisoning is uncovered. In a huge press release the next morning, they announce their findings, winning accolades from people everywhere. 5 years later, after their deaths, they win both the coveted Nobel Peace Prize and the Darwin Award for their work.
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Old May 16th, 2006, 11:18 AM
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It's true, I low-carb and worship The Devil. o_o

Ten years later, people findout this new drug has a terrible effect on about 60 to 70% of people taking it that causes irreversable internal organ damage. They try putting a label on it that it may cause irregular bodily functions, but it doesn't help, people get all pissed off, Operah gets involved, and the doctors mysteriously dissapear. (Don't mess with Operah.)
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Old May 16th, 2006, 02:01 PM
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Jerry springer is Realy annoyed that oprah has a better show than him so payed some guy to blow her up... the newly elected president blames the taliban
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Old May 16th, 2006, 03:32 PM
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hey people could take offence to that
and anywho how would you destroy them?
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