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I am Maxwell. I have a hammer. It's silvered, because normally I hunt werewolves. But there's this other guy, Farfahd, who killed another guy, who killed another guy, who killed another guy...I decide to join in the fun.
As Farfahd turns his back to the door, I creep up from behind... Last edited by Aosaw; May 24th, 2006 at 12:22 PM. |
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I am Dracula, the vampire, who bites Maxwell on the neck because I was tired of him killing my friends, the werewolfs.
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We are the judges. We have decided that vampirism is not a valid form of death, and have disqualified Dracula from the universe.
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I am Silver Surfer I come to bring justice to the universe. After a blindingly long narration I decide, because I'm just too good like that, the judges are corrupt and their power null in the universe. Like so many before them they put up a fight, but it is trivial in the end. I am the silver surfer, herald of the destroyer of worlds and I have not come today to lose. In the end their death is from my hands and the power cosmic rends their bodies into nothingness. As always I strike a pose and drink up their lost power so that others may not be corrupted by it. My body a living battery for power I go, onward...
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#126
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I am Thanatos, and with my legendary sword I have claimed the Silver Surfer's soul, because I meet everyone eventually. Whether they like it or not.
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#127
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I am Artemis, legendary huntress/goddess and friend of Silver Surfer. I knocked off Thanatos because he knocked off my friend. I am a goddess, we do these things...
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I am Diana, the legendary huntress/goddess. I am not a rip-off, I swear.
I killed Artem--I mean...I didn't kill Artemis. Certainly not with this hammer I borrowed from Thor. Who doesn't exist. Join the Roman Empire! |
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I am Thor! I smite Diana with my mighty Warhammer for borrowing it without permission and for saying that I don't exist!
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I am Zeus the Almighty, I shall Smite thee Thor, with one of my fierce Lightning bolts for owning a warhammer oh and before odin comes to kill me, i shall hide, and sneak attack him for 10000000D6, Yes, i am a good rogue, muahahahahaha
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I am Odin. I have Uncanny Dodge. And eyes that see.
With my mighty spear Gungnir--laced, for the moment, with a potent god-killing poison made of mistletoe--I slay the fearsome Zeus, replace him with Jupiter, and then--again, using the mistletoe--I woo Zeus's wife, Hera, who has been watching her husband get all the action for--in her words--"Far too long!" |
#132
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I am Hera. I seduce Odin and kill him with one prick.
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#133
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I am Hades, who got bored with my sister, Hera, and killed her with multible fireballs.
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I am Pluto, who overthrew Hades when the Romans came to power. I chained him to Prometheus's rock. Ave, Caesar!
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I am Captain Murphy, with the aid of the Knights of Mars, have sentenced Pluto to death...by slitting! Sir Phobos! Sir Deimos! Tune him up a little...shut that yap of his.
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