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I believe that trust is more important than monogamy I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul I believe that family is worth more than money or gold I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye |
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Of all the things I've believed in,
I just want to get it over with, Tears form behind my eyes, But I do not cry, Counting the days that pass me by. I've been searching deep down in my soul, Words that i'm hearing are starting to get old, It feels like I'm starting all over again, The last three years were just pretend, And I say Goodbye to you... Goodbye to everything i thought i knew. You were the one I loved, The one thing that I tried to hold on to. |
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Thought it was about time we had a Christmas song......
It's Christmastime There's no need to be afraid At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime But say a prayer Pray for the other ones At Christmastime it's hard, but when you're having fun There's a world outside your window And it's a world of dread and fear Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime The greatest gift they'll get this year is life Where nothing ever grows No rain nor rivers flow Do they know it's Christmastime at all? |
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel. Mr. Grinch. You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel. You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul. Mr. Grinch. I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile. Mr. Grinch. Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crockodile. You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty, wasty skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk. Mr. Grinch. The three words that best describe you, are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk." You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sots. Your heart's a dead tomato splot With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch. Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in tangled up knots. You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch. With a nauseaus super-naus. You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked horse. Mr. Grinch. You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce.
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When I get high, I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's a drug for me My heart, my heart Kickstart my heart Always got the cops coming after me Custom built bike doing 103 My heart, my heart Kickstart my heart Ooh, are you ready girls? Ooh, are you ready now? Whoa, yeah Kickstart my heart Give it a start Whoa, yeah, baby Whoa, yeah Kickstart my heart Hope it never stops Whoa, yeah, baby Skydive naked from an aeroplane Or a lady with a body from outerspace My heart, my heart Kickstart my heart Say I got trouble, trouble in my eyes I'm just looking for another good time My heart, my heart Kickstart my heart Yeah, are you ready girls? Yeah, are you ready now? Whoa, yeah Kickstart my heart Give it a start Whoa, yeah, baby Whoa, yeah Kickstart my heart Hope it never stops Whoa, yeah, baby When we started this band All we needed, needed was a laugh Years gone by, I'd say we've kicked some a** When I'm enraged or hittin' the stage Adrenalin rushing through my veins And I'd say we're still kickin' a** Ooo, ahh, kickstart my heart I hope it never stops And to think we did all of this... To rock Whoa, yeah Kickstart my heart Give it a start Whoa, yeah, b-b-b-b-b-b-baby Whoa, yeah Kickstart my heart Hope it never stops Whoa, yeah, baby Whoa, yeah Kickstart my heart Hope it never stops Whoa, yeah, baby Whoa, yeah Kickstart my heart Give it a start Whoa, yeah, baby Kickstart my heart |
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Do you know I'm watching your colours keep flashing
I look through your eyes Grey is for waiting not knowing You're going to be by my side Red is for warning and blue is the colour And yellow is love Black is the colour of night When you're lying with me Are you ready to fly Can you leave the world behind, baby, baby Are you ready to fly Together we'll reach for the sky |
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Don't put it down
Best one around Crazy for the red blue and white Crazy for the red blue and white You look at me What do you see Crazy for the white red and blue Crazy for the white red and blue Cause I look different You think I'm subversive Crazy for the blue white and red Crazy for the blue white and red My heart beats true For the red white and blue Crazy for the blue white and red Crazy for the blue white and red And yellow fringe Crazy for the blue white red and yellow |
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Crazy
But that's how it goes Millions of people Living as foes Maybe It's not too late To learn how to love And forget how to hate Mental wounds not healing Life's a bitter shame I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I've listened to preachers I've listened to fools I've watched all the drop-outs Who make their own rules One person conditioned For rule and control The media sells it And you have role Mental wounds still screaming Driving me insane I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I know that things are going wrong for me You've gotta listen to my words Heirs of a cold war That's what we've become Iheriting troubles I'm mentally numb Crazy I just cannot bear I'm living with something That just isn't fair Mental wounds not healing Who and what's to blame I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train |
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6 am day after Christmas
I throw some clothes on in the dark The smell of cold Car seat is freezing The world is sleeping I am numb Up the stairs to her apartment She is balled up on the couch Her mom and dad went down to Charlotte They're not home to find us out And we drive Now that I have found someone I'm feeling more alone Than I ever have before She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly... They call her name at 7:30 I pace around the parking lot Then I walk down to buy her flowers And sell some gifts that I got Can't you see It's not me you're dying for Now she's feeling more alone Than she ever has before She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly... As weeks went by It showed that she was not fine They told me son it's time to tell the truth and She broke down and I broke down Cause I was tired of lying. Driving back to her apartment For the moment we're alone She's alone I'm alone Now I know it... |
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Every body stops
and stares at me These two teeth are gone as you can see I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe! But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be! All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth! Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth, then I could with you "Merry Christmas." It seems so long since I could say, "Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!" Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be, if I could only whistle (thhhh) All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth. Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth, then I could wish you "Merry Christmas!"
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When I'm feeling lonely
Sad as I can be All by myself on an uncharted island in an endless sea What makes me happy fills me up with glee those bones in my JAW! that don't have a flaw My Shiny Teeth and ME My shiny teeth that twinkle Just like the stars in space My shiny teeth that sparkle addin' beauty to my face My shiny teeth that glisten just like a christmas tree You know they walk a mile just to see me smile Woo! My Shiny Teeth and Me (shiny teeth shiny teeth) Yes they're all so perfect so white and pearly Brush Gargle Rinse A couple breath mints My shiny teeth and me My shiny teeth so awesome just like my favorite song My shiny teeth I floss them so they grow to be real strong My shiny teeth I love them and they all love me (AhhhAhhh) Why should I talk to you when I got 32 (woo) My shiny teeth and me (shiny teeth shiny teeth) My shiny teeth and me (shiny teeth shiny teeth) My shiny teeth that twinkle Just like the stars in space My shiny teeth that sparkle addin' beauty to my face My shiny teeth that glisten just like a christmas tree You know they walk a mile just to see me smile Woo! My Shiny Teeth and Me (Shiny teeth, shiny teeth) Last edited by Dinkleberg; Dec 24th, 2007 at 12:35 PM. |
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(B: Bob D: Doug C: Chorus) B: OK, good day. This is our Christmas part of the album. You can play this at your Christmas parties, or to yourself on Christmas Eve, if there's nothin' else to do. D: Good day, eh? In case you thought, like, I wasn't on this part. B: Oh, I guarantee ya you'd be on. OK, so good day. This is the Christmas part, and we're gonna tell ya what to get..um...your true love for Christmas. D: Look out the window! B: Where? (chuckle) What are ya doin'?!? D: Snow, hosehead! B: Well, oh, it's the Great White North, and it's snowing 'cause it's Christmastime. Hey, hoser! D: What? B: Here's a quiz. (chuckle) Quiz for Doug... D: OK, I have my "thinking took" on. B: Yeah, right. What are the "Twelve Days of Christmas"? 'Cause, figure it out, right? Christmas is when? D: Um, the twenty-fifth... B: Right. And, what's the twenty-fourth...Christmas Eve, right? So.. D: That's two B: That's two. And, then what's after that? (pause) Boxing Day D: Wrestling Day B: Wrestl..get out! D: Boxing Day, yeah, yeah. B: That's three. Then, what's after that? Nothin'! D: New Year's! B: Four and what's... D: New Year's Eve? B: That's five. Where do ya get twelve? D: Uh, there's two Saturdays and Sundays in there; that's four. So, that's nine. And three other days which, I believe, are the "mystery" days. (Music starts) B: OK, this our Christmas song, just in case you don't know what to get someone for Christmas. D: There's lots of ideas in here, so listen and don't get stuck! (organ starts) By the way, that's ME on the organ. B: Oh, geez. D: You start... B: OK... On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A beer. D: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two turtle-necks B: And a beer. On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Three French toast D: Two turtle-necks B: And a beer. D: There should be more there, eh? B: Where? Oh, go! D: Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Four pounds of back-bacon B: Three French toast D: Two turtle-necks B: And a beer. D: ...in a tree. See, you need more. B: Oh..fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Five golden tooks, D: Four pound of back-bacon B: Three French toast D: Two turtle necks B: And a beer...where? D: (with Bob) In a tree. B: OK, on the sixth...oo, go! D: ..Christmas, my true love gave to me, C: Six... D: Six packs of two-four B & C: Five golden tooks C: Four... D: Four pounds of back-bacon C: Three... B: Three French toast C: Two... D: Two turtle-necks C: And a beeeeeeeeer... B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. OK. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Seven pack of smokes, C: Nice gift! D: Nice gift. Oh...six packs of two-four B & C: Five golden tooks. C: Four... D: Four pounds of back-bacon C: Three... B: Three French toast C: Two... D: Two turtle-necks C: And a beeeeeeeeer... B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. Keep forgetting. D: Whew! This should just be the "Two Days of Christmas"; it's too hard for us! Go, hoser. B & D: On the eighth day of Christmas, may true love gave to me, D: Eight comic books (Chorus repeats right behind them, though one behind) B & D: Seven packs of smokes Six pack of two-four B: Five... C: (catches up) Five golden tooks Four pounds of back-bacon Three French toast Two turtle-necks ALL: And a beer... B & D: On my tree. B: Yeah, that beer is empty. OK, day, um... C: TWELVE! B: Twelve! D: Good day, and welcome to day twelve.. (Chorus starts up and Bob and Doug join in) ALL: Five golden tooks Four pounds of back-bacon, Three French toast Two turtle-necks And a beer in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! D: Where'd you learn to do that? B: Um, albums. D: So, like, that's our song. Merry Christmas... B: Merry Christmas! D: And good day! B: Good day! Ha-happy New Year, too. D: Shhh! B: OK, you know what you left out? D: What? B: Donuts! D: Oh, no! B: I told you to get donuts. Either on the ninth day, or the tenth day or the eleventh day, but I want donuts! D: OK, the song's over! Merry Christmas, everybody! B: ...or, on the twelfth day, you could've got me a DOZEN donuts... D: So,..go out to the stores and get some presents! B: You could've gone down, to, like, the good donut shops where you buy a dozen, you get another one free, and then it'd be thirteen for the "Thirteen Days of Christmas"! D: Next Christmas, you can get me a chain-saw! B: Take off! (As music fades) D: Boy, that song was a beauty. It...it moved me. B: Yeah, I think it ranks up there with "Stairway to Heaven". D: What?
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Merry Christmas all (well, just a few minutes away in the UK.....), just wanted to get my favourite Christmas song in!!
It was Christmas Eve babe In the drunk tank An old man said to me, won't see another one And then he sang a song The Rare Old Mountain Dew I turned my face away And dreamed about you Got on a lucky one Came in at eighteen to one I've got a feeling This year's for me and you So Happy Christmas I love you baby I can see a better time When all our dreams come true They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold But the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve You promised me Broadway was waiting for me You were handsome You were pretty Queen of New York City When the band finished playing They howled out for more Sinatra was swinging, All the drunks they were singing We kissed on a corner Then danced through the night The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out For Christmas day You're a bum You're a punk You're an old slut on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot Happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last The boys of the NYPD choir Still singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out For Christmas day I could have been someone Well so could anyone You took my dreams from me When I first found you I kept them with me babe I put them with my own Can't make it all alone I've built my dreams around you The boys of the NYPD choir Still singing "Galway Bay" And the bells are ringing out For Christmas Day |
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Santa's helpers in the mall - new graffiti on the wall
we're victimized by urban sprawl It's Christmas in LA See the mansions of the stars - valet elves are parking cars reindeer strippers in the bars It's Christmas in LA I dream of trees and ornaments and a crackling yule log the lights are twinkling cause they're shining through a killer smog Those who can have hit the slopes - after office party gropes Leaving us with only hopes It's Christmas in LA Padding out expense accounts - silicone with extra bounce buy a pound and get an ounce It's Christmas in LA When I fly down from San Francisco I hear music in the air a million car alarms are caroling - no one seems to care Take this with a grain of salt - they've un-frozen Uncle Walt don't know if it's Goofy's fault It's Christmas in LA Snowballs made of styrofoam - plastic trees in every home all the kids are home alone It's Christmas in LA The Bobs Christmas in LA
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Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed boys that had been away Haven't changed, haven't much to say But man, I still think them cats are crazy They were asking if you were around How you was, where you could be found Told them you were living downtown Driving all the old men crazy The boys are back in town The boys are back in town I said The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in town You know that chick that used to dance a lot Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd got Man when I tell you she was cool, she was red hot I mean she was steaming And that time over at Johnny's place Well this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face Man we just fell about the place If that chick don't want to know, forget her The boys are back in town The boys are back in town I said The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in town Spread the word around Guess who's back in town You spread the word around Friday night they'll be dressed to kill Down at Dino's bar and grill The drink will flow and blood will spill And if the boys want to fight, you'd better let them That jukebox in the corner blasting out my favorite song The nights are getting warmer, it won't be long Won't be long till summer comes Now that the boys are here again The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in town Spread the word around The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boy's are back, the boys are back The boy's are back in town again Been hangin' down at Dino's The boy's are back in town again |
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