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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 10:49 PM
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Haikus: Write Them

I was bored at work today and decided I would write haikus to pass the time.
I will now share one.

Oh mighty beaver
You are furry and you're brown
You dam up rivers.


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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 12:18 AM
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