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Old Nov 11th, 2009, 05:20 PM
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Get him some water
F*** the water, get this guy
some Pepto Bismol!

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Old Nov 11th, 2009, 05:49 PM
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It's all fun and games
Until the frog you kissed starts
Charging you for it.

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Old Nov 11th, 2009, 06:18 PM
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Sound walls contain one
pound for pound the best parties
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Old Nov 11th, 2009, 06:27 PM
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Kitten mittens huh?
I never thought to kill cats,
to keep my hands warm.

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Old Nov 11th, 2009, 08:05 PM
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Sneak through the junk yard
Try and sneak past the guard dogs
I promise... they sleep

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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 03:35 PM
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*cough* What is this? *cough*
This sickness we seem to have,
It's killing us all.

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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 03:54 PM
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Your profession is
Not the same as mine, so there
Is no conflict here.

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Old Nov 14th, 2009, 04:42 PM
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I thought to myself,
'their flu flue flew, they're there, is,
Indeed a mouthful.

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Old Nov 14th, 2009, 08:25 PM
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Christmas trees are fun
Surely, that's without a doubt
Unless you're Jewish

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Old Nov 14th, 2009, 10:18 PM
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Friday the 13th
Is a really lucky day
For those who don't care.

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Ugh! Why won't you work?
My milk is turning sour!
What? It needs plugged in?


Subject: Axeman
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Old Nov 18th, 2009, 02:56 PM
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Gordie Howe slap shot
Gordie Howe gets one timer
Gordie Howe hat trick!

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Old Nov 18th, 2009, 06:59 PM
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Ten less one is nine,
Same as sum of four, three, two;
No space for the rest.

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Migraine headaches suck.
Family cure; battle axe.
Apply via neck.

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Play the lute for all
Sing out the chorus on key
No one will listen

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