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Old Nov 21st, 2009, 06:59 PM
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Cancerous horned beasts
are discolored from kemo.
There is no justice.

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Old Nov 21st, 2009, 07:05 PM
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Scarlet Johhansen
what a dish indeed my friend
serve it hot for me

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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 02:10 PM
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Have we killed it yet?
Or will it take us all to
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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 03:16 PM
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I can't help but laugh
when anyone refers to
men from Nantucket.

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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 03:49 PM
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My dear sweet cousin,
Could use some salt and pepper,
On his dainty flesh.

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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 04:49 PM
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Jump high! Run and swerve!
Dodgeball with women and knives
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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 06:35 PM
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Grind em up for meat
Grilled, baked or stuffed
they taste good to me

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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 06:53 PM
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Form and no substance;
That's what the world is up to.
What did I just say?

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Over the years, I've written several about the old game X-Com...

Here's a few.

Tasty Lobsterman,
Deep Fried in Heavy Plasma,
Pass the Butter Sauce.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 09:41 PM
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The Rookie is Dead,
Ran afoul of a Sectoid,
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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 10:18 PM
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Speaking of things dying, where's the next topic? Hook us up, the government!
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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 11:18 PM
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I believe it was : Even Worse Haikus
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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 11:49 PM
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Ah, I see...

See spot, see spot run,
See spot crap on the carpet.
I'm bad at haikus.

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Old Nov 24th, 2009, 01:51 AM
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Can you imagine
A world filled with nothing but
People taking naps?

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Old Nov 25th, 2009, 01:38 PM
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I use adder spit
You use tan spider venom
I use zebra sting

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