[Characters] Character Sheets

[Ange]

Please post your character sheets here. Also add the stuff I asked for in the application (description/history) either on the sheet or in a post here. Thanks!

[LupusRegalis]

 

Name: Nazt dog-catcher
Class: Ranger (Horse Lord archetype)
Character Sheet

Description:
Nazt thinks he is a very handsome specimen of the goblin race. He must be, even if he can't see past the blurry ripples in the pond-water or the scratches on his knife blade. He's not the strongest or smartest goblin, but he's fast and knows his way around a blade. He's one of the best trackers and hunters in the village, and more often than not comes back with food...at least for himself. He has a special fondness for goblin-dogs, and is more likely to feed them than other goblins. Especially Pugh, who he's raised since it was a pup, which he often rides while ranging the woods around their village. He's known to host fighting pits, and breeds the best fighting goblin-dogs in the village, everyone says so. That he's the only breeder hasn't caught on yet, so it must be true.

History:
Hunter, killer and sneaky little $***, always hungry Nazt gets into more trouble than he's likely to live through. It's why he brings Pugh with him everywhere, his favorite goblin-dog. The two were practically raised together, which is to say not at all, running and roaming all over the village and nearby woods. As much as they fight each other over scraps and shiny's, you'd think them enemies. The two always gang up together, and it's not uncommon to see them race past with some unlucky goblin chasing after whatever the two had just stolen.

Now no goblin likes gnomes, or dogs, or any combination of the two. But for Nazt loathing gnomes is something of a specialty. Nazt will go out of his way to cause the worst mischief for any gnome unfortunate enough to wander into his range. He likes to take trophies from them, but Pugh keeps eating them, so he can never remember how many he's taken. Dozens though, at least, is what he tells anybody who doesn't ask and everyone who does.

His favorite story is all about the gnome he followed back to its nest, robbed blind it all unknowing, then tricked into a pit-trap. Nazt burned the gnome's home down while it watched, Nazt laughing the whole time. When he got bored he plunked the gnome with a few arrows and left him still in the pit. He regretted that later though, when he and Pugh got hungry heading back home. He was too lazy to go all the way back though, and he knew he could get food at the village. True or not, every goblin gets a laugh out of that story, making Nazt a little more popular around the village. Until he steals someones food or starts a fight, anyways.

Song:
bugs and bears and dogs and gnomes
I all up, in them homes
take the foods, take them lives
stab them with my nazt knife
grab the shiny's all for me
ride away, fast and free, longshanks won't catch nazt me

[Ange]

LupusRegalis: Character sheet is looking good! The only thing I noticed was that you don't have a favoured class bonus...

That reminds me, Goblins of Golarion has special racial favoured class bonuses for goblins. I'll go post them up in the Houserules thread.

As we talked about, Pugh will come out of your "special item budget"

[Alesch]

Name: One-Eye Gub
Class: Gunslinger
Description: One-Eye Gub's name is indicative of his most prominent feature. Gub is old, at least by goblin standards. The left side of his face is a ruin of scar tissue, a relic of an old battle with a party of unwary adventurers some time ago. The magical fire that burned his face destroyed Gub's left eye, earning him his current sobriquet.

One-Eye is notoriously ornery. Even by goblin standards he is impatient, and he has no time for the foolish antics of the young. The loud, gleeful screeches of young goblins at play, and the pained squeals of whatever creature they've taken to playing with, are known to bring ol' One-Eye out of his hovel to clout the offending merrymakers about their heads with a stick.

One-Eye spends most of his time complaining loudly about the youth of today. When One-Eye was a young goblin, he's been known to say, the Licktoads were feared far beyond their marshy home. Licktoad warriors struck fear, and stuck spears, into the hearts of longshanks for miles around! If his stories are to be believed, then in his day goblin-dogs would bite horses' heads clean off in one great chomp of their teeth! Dogs would run in mortal terror after just smelling a Licktoad on the wind! Everything was better in One-Eye's youth, and everything is far worse for the Licktoads now. The young goblins ruined everything.
History: In his younger years One-Eye Gub was just Gub. He had two eyes then, after all, and being One-Eye Gub would have been very silly. Young Gub was a brave and mighty warrior, like all Licktoads were back then before the current generation started ruining everything. One day, Gub and a group of other Licktoad warriors were out hunting when they came across a group of longshank adventurers. The Licktoads waited until the longshanks had gone to sleep, then crept into their camp with their long wicked knives. These were real knives, mind you, not the dull lumps of metal young goblins try to pass off as knives today! They crept into the longshank camp and attacked!

Unfortunately, old Pimble, who was as useless as any goblin today, didn't understand the part about ambushes where you have to be quiet. His warcry of "Liiiiiiiicktoaaaaaad! Piiiiiiiiiimble!" woke the longshanks from their sleep. The fighting was fierce! One-Eye Gub, who was still Two-Eyes Gub at the time mind you, saw it all from his hiding place behind a rock outside the clearing. Well, things were going well for the brave Licktoad warriors, especially when Gub ran in with his knife! He was just about to cut the ugly longshank in the dress when the dressy longshank threw fire at brave Gub! The fire burned away his left eye, and most of Gub's face, but Gub cut that longshank anyway!

When the fighting was finally over, One-Eye Gub and the rest of the Licktoad warriors who didn't die (like stupid Pimble) looked through the longshank's stuff to find treasures and trophies. Gub found a long, cylindrical metal thing that flared up at one end and had a big wooden block on the other. He thought it was neat, so he kept it. A goblin named Furg thought it was neat too. So Gub and Furg fought over the treasure, Furg grabbed on to the flared end while Gub held onto the wooden side. They tugged and tugged when eventually, with a loud Kabang the shiny treasure shot fire out of one end and blew Furg in half! That was when Gub knew that his new treasure was magic, and that it had chosen him!

Over the years One-Eye Gub has learned the secrets of his wonderful treasure. He knows how to make it happy, and how to make it shoot fire and rocks and blow longshanks in halves! It isn't as shiny as it once was, but that's alright. Gub knows that that just means it's a Licktoad treasure now, not a longshank treasure.
Song:

One-Eye's old and One-Eye's smart.
One-Eye, he will eat your heart!
Longshanks scream and longshanks cry
One-Eye, he will make them die!

[NEON725]

Name: 'I not "goblin", I Goboom.'
Goboom the Fireworks Master
Class: 'I Goboom. I make stuff go boom.'
Alchemist
Description: You think I look uggly!? I make your face go boom, then you be uggly.'
Somewhat taller than the average goblin, or at least that's what he looks like. To be fair, no one really knows if he isn't horribly deformed underneath the massive amounts of toys and explodey things hanging off of him. He's extremely short tempered, and will generally blow up anything that moves, even if it doesn't.
History: 'I make that guy go boom. And that guy, and they guy, and all those guys, and that tree, and that other tree...'
Goboom isn't a hero. Actually, he's a big meanie, according to the other goblins that, thanks to him, are missing various limbs. In fact, he has a smashing reputation for making things disappear dramatically. Anyone he hasn't made very angry is instead highly amused.

Song: I'LL GET ONE EVENTUALLY OK!? GODS.

Sheet

[Ange]

Both of your sheets look good to me! (Although NEON currently has 105pp, I wonder how a goblin came into such a fortune )

Actually I just noticed on NEON's sheet, you've got 4 ranks in all your skills. In Pathfinder, you can only have 1 rank per skill per level. To make up the difference, you instead get a +3 trained bonus if the skill you put a rank into is a class skill. Cross-class or class skill, they all cost the same amount of points, but only class skills get boni.

You probably knew that, but anyway, if you check the class skill boxes (you should be able to do it automatically by hovering over the "Skills" heading and clicking... update CS iirc) and drop the ranks down to 1, you'll get the extra +3 in the last column there in the skills table.

EDIT Oh wait, I found something. NEON, your hp is supposed to be 9 (8 base + 1 Con). Additionally you're lacking your favoured class bonus.

Favoured Class Bonus Each character begins play with a single favored class of his choosing—typically, this is the same class as the one he chooses at 1st level. Whenever a character gains a level in his favored class, he receives either + 1 hit point or + 1 skill rank. The choice of favored class cannot be changed once the character is created, and the choice of gaining a hit point or a skill rank each time a character gains a level (including his first level) cannot be changed once made for a particular level. Prestige classes (see Prestige Classes) can never be a favored class.

Note that you can also elect to pick the Goblin Alchemist racial favoured class bonus (as listed in House Rules) instead of +1hp or +1sp.

You also don't have any weapons... you sure about that?

[Jesse]

Name: Irnk Toechopper
Class: Rogue (possibly thug, survivalist, or knife-master haven't decided yet)
Description: Irnk is of average goblin height and weight. He has a brown hue to his complexion that is often accompanied by black scribbles, or smudges depending on the time of day, due to a mixture of boredom and access to charcoal. Irnk never leaves home without his large jug backpack full of brine and various "pickles" (they're fingers and toes) as well as other random tidbits for flavor such as rabbit pelts, charcoal, rocks, spiders, grass, rings, a boot, gems, and mushrooms. It is strapped to his body by various belts lifted from longshanks. This backpack is also the semi-permanent home of his prized possession, Glub-Glub, his two-headed white toad. A variety of beauty marks (scars), some self inflicted others the subject of great tales, mar Irnk's body from head to toe. Irnk's teeth are as sharp as any proud goblin's. He wears dark makeshift clothing and leathers as not to alert the longshanks or anything with more teeths or feets than he has. He wears a small black cauldron, another trophy, as a helm and worn-out mismatching socks as gloves. If Irnk is seen his iconic cleaver should be somewhere in the same picture. Irnk only enjoys one thing, okay maybe two things, more than hacking off toes (hence his name) and that is fire/works. Irnk will set fire to literally anything and almost anybody. He likes to suck on Glub-Glub for a little bit right before setting the fires as to really enjoy the display.
History: Irnk is ten years old, a feat by any goblin's standards, and currently holds the record for most accomplished dares in the tribe three of which include sneaking past longshanks and longshankses dags to retrieve trophies.
Song:
Hackin' an lickin' an burnin an stabbin' an
figh'in an runnin' an splodin' an an choppin an
hidin' an jumpin' an climin' an an singggggin'

[NEON725]

Originally Posted by Ange

(you should be able to do it automatically by hovering over the "Skills" heading and clicking... update CS iirc)

Sadly, it doesn't work for Alchemist, so I need to look that up. I fixed everything else. Also, it's not a big deal since the modifier is +13 anyway, but did I read somewhere that Goblins always have Stealth as a class skill?

[Ange]

Hmm, I figured as a custom sheet it would work for all the PF classes... What a shame.

Oh, and no to the Stealth class skill thing, but they get such an ungodly modifier to it (+2 from their Dex, +4 racial, +4 size) that it doesn't matter

[Alesch]

I didn't read anything about goblins always having stealth as a class skill, but they do have a +4 racial bonus and a +4 size bonus, which is pretty I am so funnysizable.

[NEON725]

By all means, I'm not complaining. It wasn't even the focus of my build, but I managed to get +13. There will be very surprising bombs.

[Batfan Brett]

Apologies again for the time it took me to get this up.
Now that I am back at work I paradoxically have more time to do gaming stuff than I do when I am at home !!

ShakeSpear


Class: Goblin Bard.
Description: "Shake-Spear. With words good. With words loud. Make pichas in dirt. Make loud words in sing. Kill with spear. Shake-Spear like bright. Like bright for body cover. Have cover on head. Bright cover. Have cover for legs. Bright cover. No cover on arm. No on body. No bright".
History: "Shake-Spear loud sing. Licktoads stab. Licktoads burn. Licktoads stab and burn much good. Much dead dogs. Much dead horses. Much dead longshanks. Licktoads give Shake-Spear lots bright cover. Longshank bright cover".
Song:

<Performed at maximum volume>:
DOGS RARF ! RARF !
LICKTOADS STAB ! STAB !
LONGSHANKS ARGH !ARGH !
LICKTOADS STAB ! STAB !
LICKTOADS FIGHT ! FIGHT !
LICKTOADS TAKE BRIGHT !

<Sung almost to self>:
Shake-Spear like bright

ShakeSpear is renowned in the village as a tough fighter, inspiring leader and colourfully over-the-top.
He wears the brightest pieces of clothing he can take from dead longshanks, and "paints" any item he obtains by crushing insects, plants and dogs to create a range of colours.

ShakeSpear performs by shouting "songs" very loudly through his 'Hollara'.
The 'Hollara' is a clay jug with the bottom broken off. ShakeSpear discovered that when he shouted through it it made his voice even louder

[Jesse]

Batfan go to tools then characters then hit the edit button for shake-spear and click the button that reads "apply public permission"

[Ange]

Like Jesse said! The Hollara is pretty funny though. A Holler-er

[Batfan Brett]

D'OH !!

Sorry about that folks - my noobness is showing !
Thanks for the info Jesse, and for being so cool about it

Ange: Glad you like the Hollara, there will be plenty more silliness in the posts to come !