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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 04:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Impothix Nu
I'm thinking about being a constantly annoying accountant (commoner) who dies in almost every situation but ends up being sent back to the world because the gods get so annoyed with his complaining and suggestions.

Hehe, can't wait to see that in action.
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 04:56 PM
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If this were a 5th level game I'd play the Sacred Vow, Vow of Poverty, Vow of Peace commoner. He's almost as good as a regular 5th level character thanks to the Book Of Exalted Deeds' broken-ness.
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 05:23 PM
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Hmmm. What to play.

Perhaps I could be the sensible one? A game full of dumbasses would suck, we need someone to hold the party together. I'll be the Roy/Vaarsuvius-type guy, if it's ok with you.
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 05:25 PM
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A Bard? What could be worse?
How about one who's been cursed?
He must speak in rhyme,
All of the time,
He's an endless fountain of verse.

"There was a young wizard named Melf,
Who I tried to part with his wealth.
He could have killed me,
But (un)fortunately,
He couldn't be bothered, himself.

Instead he laid down this hex
Which shortly began to vex,
When the folk that I talked to,
A sword tried to run through,
My gut, even my wife (Now Ex-)."

In short, O' Lord of this realm,
For the game which has you at its helm.
I'll scratch the fish-fighter,
And play this little blighter,
So that perch and that pike? You can sell'm.

Of course, if you do like the fish,
I'll keep them, if you grant a wish:
Y'see they will rot,
And stink a lot,
Give me a spell to stop that, capeesh?

And I ever tire of such play,
A magic cure can be on its way.
For just a few dollar,
Most clerics'll holler:
"O' Pelor, for healing I pray!"

Also, to BrainInAJar:
From what I have seen, thus far,
Your previous post,
Has nothing (At most)
To do with the topic, (So Thar).
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 05:27 PM
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We ain't got no clerics, now using Eberron rules, divine spells come from the persons belief not an actual god per say, so if, for example, my character was to believe that a piece of cheese, or a sample of his boogers, was a god, he would in fact recieve divine spells from the cheese/boogers. If this is okay with the DM, I will make this once we get our private threads.
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 05:29 PM
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Oh my god. If you don't play a bard, ticattack, something is wrong. You are great at those poems. Though I think that in character someone would want to kill you.

As for the cleric, someone should play one and make the great "Banjo" a reality.
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 05:31 PM
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Yay for Banjo!
All hail!
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 05:43 PM
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Indeed, I shall play a bard.
Agreed, it will likely be hard.
People will try to slay,
The PC I play
And bury him in their backyard.

Mwaha! But then I will rise,
The rhyming zombie, all will despise.
He travels around,
Making god-awful sound.
For eternity, he'll terrorise!

On me, the idea has grown,
Of a fellow who speaks as I've shown.
It's sounding quite fun,
"Did I tell you the one,
Where I played for the King on his throne?"

"He paid me in pieces of gold,
I thought I would do something bold.
If he heard me I was dead,
(I'm quite fond of my head)
So I fled to cave filled with mold.

But there was another who dwelt there.
Quite pale, with not too much hair.
I had to flee once again,
When he went off his brain
He said that "His Precious" weren't there."

Ah, Pourme, you sir (or Madam),
Are a genius, let's give him a hand!
He could worship Banjo,
Annoy everyone (And you)
In this merry adventuring band.

Last edited by ticattack; Sep 29th, 2005 at 05:56 PM. Reason: Heh. I spelt "Genius" "Genious". Funny.
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 06:29 PM
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Thor would be happy. He likes puppets. He was sad when Banjo changed his mind.
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 07:26 PM
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Not everyone would be an idoit pourmeanotherbeer, mine be sorta smart..But a HUGE wuss

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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 07:31 PM
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I'll play! Always wanted to play either Durkon or Elan
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 08:10 PM
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Oh, then we have two smarties. DIbs on the haughty elf wizard!
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 08:17 PM
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Then I guess that I get the insecure bard with emotional issues.
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 08:19 PM
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Already taken. How about the irresponsible, money-obsesses rogue?
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 08:23 PM
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Or maybe the peaceful treehugging barbarian.
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