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Old Dec 7th, 2011, 01:38 PM
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There is a chortle of laughter that comes from the goblin-kid and he rushes to grab Soilir around the neck, Vell still in tow. "TWO BUNNIES!!! SOOOO FLUUFFY!!!"
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Alright. Good. I'm sorry I don't usually act like this. I don't usually look like this either. Look I- Soilir was cut off by the volcanic eruption of childish glee that seemed determined to pyroclasticlly tackle her in a full goblin neck-hug.

Look! Something shiny! Soilir raises her hands and a Dancing lightsbunch of adorable bunny shaped lights appear between her and the goblin. After the spell begins she runs behind the snake person.

Sorry. I'm a little touch-phobic, She explains to the snake man, Could you maybe...keep him off of me? Er- I didn't get your name but I'm Soilir... She keeps her eyes on the goblin and the dancing rabbit lights and appears extremely uncomfortable.
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Guiness regards the cute little pooka like one might a favorite childhood toy. He looks over to the filthy child with the mouth full of teeth and furls his brow in annoyance. He says, "Yesss, look at those lightsss. Oh ssso ssshiney! Don't you just want to catch one?"
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Soilir nods and directs the lights in an adorable bunny hop in the opposite direction the goblin child came from. Yeah, today couldn't get any more insane...
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Old Dec 8th, 2011, 06:38 AM
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The goblin child gives an audible eyeroll as the cuddlephobic bunny gives a poor and completely obvious distraction tactic that insults his enormous, if not juvinile intelligence. "Puuul-lease. Like I hasn't seen no Dancing Lights before. 'Sides," he lifts his free hand to augment the illusion, giving the dancing bunnies glowing red eyes and blood dripping teeth (Presdigitation) "Were-rabbit's woulds has been Waaay Cooler!"

"Lets make clear. THESE" he points to the cheap parlour trick, "is fakeses. YOU'SE? REAL Bunnies!" He gives Vell a final squeese for emphasis.
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Garr continues to pant before actually BARKING. This last leaves him a bit stunned, as he stares around at the others in their various states of alteration, a vague thought of unease and confusion landing a glancing blow on his awareness.

Wait... bunny cute! OTHER bunny also cute! Tummy rubs?

Garr bounds to where the goblin is squeezing a plush deer woman (which he just does not get) and the pink pooka. He stops short of crashing into them, gives Soilir an equally slobbery lick, then flops onte his back as he rolls about, his tongue lolling from his gaped, still-really-full-of-teeth mouth.
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Soilir sighs and dispels the lights, I'm sorry -ug- I don't know your name either...Anyway yeah I'm a "real bunny" I guess. Now if you would please be so kind-

Soilir's sentence was about as interrupted as a sentence could be when the gnoll/dog bounded up to her and gave her a traditional doggy greeting. She shivers as the wet tongue plasters a trail of fur flat.

Ah- Er- Good dog? Oh god please don't eat me... She says tentatively.
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Annoyed that his mental powers had no effect on the goblin and then further annoyed that everyone seems to be trying to get to the bunny with him caught in the middle, Guiness slithers away as best he can, trying to sluff off these unclean brightly colored freaks who are crowding around him. Once away from the cuddling masses, he slithers over to the door at the far end of the hall. He looks it over with his messed up neon aura sight, and if nothing looks dangerous he opens the door.
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Guiness: As you wiggle down the hall, moderate sized flames shoot up roughly every 15 feet on the walls, each starting about 5 feet off the ground. They don't really seem to illuminate much to you, just exist.

Else: You can now see the hallway. It's a good 50 feet tall(with the shaft extending an extra 100 feet past that to the overlook), 20 wide, with massively ornate archways as if to impress visitors. About 70 feet down the hallway is a wall covered in a large mural of various forest races(the ogre notably absent, having been replaced by a lizard) beating the snot out of things like werewolves, demons, and other such strange creations with the ability to eat townsfolk.

Now that the chamber is illuminated, you can see that words are written in a large, scrawling dialect on the parchment that appeared when you arrived down here. Soilir and Vell recognize it as Elven text.

Guiness: The door is quite heavy. You'll need either something to pry it open, something to push off of(the floor is impressively dusty, and not made for snakely efforts), or help. (Strength DC 16ish)
OOCThings like that are your character's estimation on the difficulty of a task. It might not be accurate.
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A satyr rises in the morning, and hangs the coffee mug on his horns, so that he won't lose it.
The coffee is done, but the mug isn't in its usual spot. Where did it go? He forgot.

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Guiness decides the door is much too heavy to bother with, someone else can open it. He slithers up to rest his body up against the wall, a black lump in where shadows should be. Maybe they won't bother him if he
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stays out of the way. As he rests there along the wall, he watches the colorful auras of the others. As lovely as the light-show is, he's ready for it to end. He'd like his normal vision back now. Anytime. Feel free to just switch it back on. Now is fine.
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Old Dec 8th, 2011, 03:19 PM
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"Hahaahhaahaaa!" He lets go of Vell to give the Garr a good tummy rub, "Teeheehee! WHO's a good boy! Who's a good goggy?!?"

He is the happiest goblin in the world. THREE stuffed plushies AND a cool dog. Why hasn't the snakeman turned into a pony yet?

"Tinkerer!"
he shouts response to Soilir's half question midway though belly scratches. "Pleased to meet you bunny-man Soilir!"

 

He glances up to look where the snake-man has gone. But it seems the guy has given everyone the slip. Still, he does see down the cooridor thanks to Darkvision of his own. "Why you no open door, Mr. Guiness - SsssSss?"

Glimpses of pretty pictures on the walls capture his short-term interest once more, and he finds himself getting up to wander the corridor.
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Corvus had spent the past coupe of minutes circling overhead avoiding the aggressive affection directed at his newly bunnied elf. He darts over to the pilth, picks up the recently materialized note and wings his way back over to his confused, slobber-moistened pooka.

Can you read this dearie? the raven calls as it drops the note into Soilir's hand.

She reads the note with one hand while rubbing the giant...dog...thing's stomach with the other.
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Soilir: The note is rather bare, save for a short message in Elven. "You said the weapons were off limits, but no one ever said anything about cursing the shrine. Toodles!" -Akaelis
OOCDC 14 Knowledge Religion check, or Garr can look up in the Tome
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Does the name Akaelis mean anything to anybody? Soilir calls out continuing to scratch the giant...dog...thing.
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Garr squirms on the ground, panting as his belly gets a good rubbin'. Nothin' like it, no... wait, tummy rubs?! What hell?! Garr is warrior! Garr is CHEF! Garr is... ooooh that itched for months! Good bunny tummy rubs hee hee gobbo nice!

Garr does NOT immediately consult the book, having forgotten about it for the time being.
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