[OOC] Behind the Bushes

[Carthage]

Aite fair, I'll get going soon then

[Noobz]

Sorry it took so long to get one measly paragraph out there. Work kept me really late last night and somewhat late tonight. Long story short, people don't know how to coordinate. Anyway, I just decided I would tough it out and post anyway (but that's why it's kinda short).

[Spazztick]

Hanz, are you sure you're not mixing up your dark souls campaign and this one? ;P! .... /OMGRUNAWAY!!!!!!! (How shall we handle posting now that a combat has initiated, post via the initiative list you posted, skipping NPCs?

[Hanz]

Post via initiative. So Noobz gets to post first. Stay in order.

[Noobz]

I'm posting in "Behind the Bushes", because my character Poshno is behind the bushes. Yeah, I'm lame. But on a more serious note, we're all going to die. Or at least get impregnated with toxic children lol.

[Carthage]

Didn't we miss out Keven in the init order? I'm raring to go but don't wanna mess with things

[Scimmy]

no it's Gront's turn now...then Keven

[Noobz]

Keven is #5. You might be thinking of Javrid (NPC). Next is Gront and then Keven.

[Carthage]

oooopah, yes I meant Javrid. My mistake. Righty ho, post soon then.

[Scimmy]

So Hanz I have many questions but I think the main ones would be what was the effect of the poison and how Poshno and Keven have both failed to find any type of weapon in two or three consecutive searches? Also, did Keven's prepared action to toss sand get factored in at all?

[Hanz]

1) Secret! Just know that it Hurts in your veins. It's like when you rub Ice over your wrist for a couple minutes. (DO NOT ATTEMPT.)
2) Hmm.. I didn't quite catch that. I suppose you can all have sticks like gront. Your very own Bashy-s.
3) Yes. The Chimera is just "Too OP".

In all honesty, one of you was going to be poisoned no matter what, It was a matter of a slick 1D6 roll. (6 Being Javrid, if you were ever so lucky.) and Keven just got the short end of the stick. Now It should be Madan's turn (if you've been paying attention.) So I suggest you try to refrain from dying as long as possible until something happens.

[Scimmy]

Actually would be my turn. I'll get to it.

[Hanz]

Scimmy, what's with the super-raw post?
What actions did you take..?
I think you're fighting defensively but I'm not sure.
Anyway, It's okay. This wasn't a real fight after all!

Haha! It was all an elaborate ruse!

[Scimmy]

Originally Posted by Scimmy

He picks up the stick and assumes a defensive posture, sacrificing any of his own offensive ability in order to protect himself from further attacks.

Sorry thought that pretty much gave it away that he was total defense. 5ft step, Move action to pick up the stick, Standard action to total defense.

[Hanz]

Ehh, I mean. It'd be nice if you put your actions mechanically in a Spoilertag at the end so we know for sure.