XO Fela, Xo asks you to describe the dwarf key, then curses, rather spectacularly, even if much of it is archaic. Yeah. It’s the face of the actual freaking dwarf who made the lock. I should have known this wouldn’t do it. He tosses your Infiltrator’s Key back to you, in a pet.
When you talk about the kiss, all the little fairies rise up in a flurry of ragged tuning-up sounds.
We need snow, now, Xo orders, and they begin fly, circling you both, the tuning coalescing into frantic song . Around and around they whirl, icing the air, until big fat snowflakes are swirling wildly, getting in your eyelashes. Xo’s his whole mouth is kissed blue, just like your kiss at the corner.
You’ve been down the drift! One of the little fairies says, avid and reverent. She whirls up bigger, two feet tall, but there is nothing childish about her face or figure. She leans in close, and her breath smells of mint and herbs. I, Contra Corners, will gladly kiss you. The cold never bothered me anyway---
Xo snaps, Back off! Mine. My friend, not yours. Oh, dear, the teeth are out, and his eyes blaze with a weird dark light. Contra Corners re-smalls in a spin. Aw, Xo! So protective! His teeth subside. Allemande, what can you do about this? Anything?
I can give her dominion? Nexa wouldn’t want— she starts, but he talks over her.
Nexa gave you to me, and I say, make it so. Sit still, Fela. Imma do you a solid. Granted, it’s mostly to **** over that archfey---she got me, too!-- but still, you’re gonna like it. He smiles. Assuming you survive the day. One never knows, eh, when ones number will get called...
As the tune dies and the snow and fairies settle, the one called Allemande hovers in front of your face, a lone wild violin alive in her wing-sounds. She touches the corner of your mouth with one icy little finger. It’s not like Slurry’s blur. Hiding you is not within her power. But Charm is yours to control once again.
Can she lay one on somebody, or will they explode? Xo asks. Allemande thinks you probably can. He shrugs. So, take the tiefling to bed. If you kill her,at least the one you like best is okay, and you got laid. He say this flat, as if it is perfectly reasonable. Ha ha, what a joker.
You tell your secret – and then your friends return. Are they still being weird? Yep. Weird as hell.
Mad Robin
Falco, Mad says, Who knows what that Flower wants, but it’s not sales. Money is dumb! She is goos a lickle ickle Flower, and can’t do much to a powerful druid like you, so if you wanted very bad to kiss her, why not. Also, you are very pretty, with your braids, especially, and you smell like sea. She might just want a little spin. We are tricksy things, all of us, we just are. But also full of appetites.
Down you go to stand with your backs to the wall, too far for the glow of his eyes to get you.
You show him the key and tell him it is his way out, and he recognizes it as the exact one the Dwarves used to lock him in. He accepts your knowledge and tells you he has been scrying on the smugglers relentlessly, to alleviate his boredom. You know some of what he can tell you, like that they have been lairing north, at a “haunted house,” and the fact that they are using this place for storage, that they haven’t been back recently. (Right. Because you kilt ‘em.)
But this is gold: There’s a place called One-Eyed Jacks, up the coast, where mercs and sailors go to get hiored onto ships, and one of their number recently embedded there. Guy named Corbeau. Falco, you know the snake tunnel can take you overland to One-Eyed Jack's, and also you can get there by sea. No other way. More important? Corbeau the Scarred crewed with you on the Dusk Maiden; he betrayed your Cap and helped throw you off into the sea to die. He plans to be picky, to wait for a great berth with a rich boat of successful corsairs. After they come to trust him, he will use an item he called the Beacon. It will lead a man named Cinderrabbit track them in what he called a “Ghosting Ship” to kill all his new mates, and take their treasure. You know this playbook. This is how they almost killed you!
Xo agrees to your vow, and Mad Robin adds that he is not allowed to Charm or hurt any of the Ten Fang Fury, Which includes me, now, she says with modest downcast eyes. There is some basic fussing about exact language, some codicils for his protection. Like, he wants it in there that no one in your party can, say, disguise a gnome as a Hin and get him to eat it; deliberate trickery nullifies his obligation. Mad Robin rolls her eyes at you in a way that tells she planned to suggest exactly that, but she puts it in.
When they are both satisfied with the exact wording, and you feel satisfied with the substance, he takes Allemande in his palm (she seems to be a favorite, or perhaps the leader), and then he makes the promises, and between each, they speak words in Sylvan. His mouth shines deep blue as the words are said.
It’s done; as long as you keep your side, he must keep his, Mad says. Throw.
So you throw him the key.
Fela, Xo says, catching it, Can you do me a solid now? Go on up the ladder, check on that other gnome. She’s been real quiet...
He is so thoughtful! IYou trot out of the room and you are almost up the ladder when the world tilts and the Charm slides sideways off you and you find your will is again your own.
Whatever words you think to say are drowned out by a Vampire shrieking and growling and threatening your friends with a thousand black deaths.
Bingle, he tries to walk out. No. He closes the door, relocks it, unlocks it, tries to walk out. Nope. He waves the key back and froth, rubs it up and down the invisible wall, then makes a fist around it and tries to punch through, the black coat he’s put back on flapping like bat wings. Finally he flat attacks the barrier, fangs and eyes and neck cords all bulging out. Banx sidles closer to you, big-eyed, bracing his shoulder against yours like the two of you are making a second wall, should this one fail.
Xo’s spittle, pink-tinged, flecks the invisible wall as he curses you and your friends to all the Hells, but not even his spittle can get out.
That’s when Mad Robin starts to laugh. She falls onto her back in the air and rolls and howls and points. I SAID! I TOLD YOU! I SAID WE ARE TRICKSY! **** YOU, XO! ENJOY YOUR ‘NOTHER THOUSAND!
WHY CAN’T I GET OUT! TELL ME! he bellows, foaming red mouth foams, clawing at the barrier. It yields not at all, though Allemande can fly in and out as if there is no barrier at all. She is buzzing around and around in a violin-soundtrack of panic.
I’ll never tell you , Mad says, NEVER NEVER. If you do get out one day? You have to keep your vows and not do ONE THING TO ANY OF US BAD, or I’ll send you back down the Drift SO FAST!
The other five are all buzzing and fluffing around him now, scree-scraw angry music building in a crazed symphony as they gabble out one-upmanship about the punishments Mad will face---She just farts at them, happy, happy happy, saying. I won't go Down the Dirft, NEVER AGAIN, and anyway NEXA WILL LIKE IT THAT I TRICKED AND KEPT HIM ICED SO HA!
Then her gaze catches on yours, Bingle. She stops. Hovers. Looks hang dog. Swallows. Two little hail tears come out and click to the stone floor. She whispers, I knew the Key would never work, and I didn’t tell you that when you suggested to trade it. I made a trick on you, let you believe it would work. She gets louder and louder and louds so loud in a sad. I DID TRICK AND YOU SAID NOT TO! BUT I CAN'T HELP IT I AM LIKE THAT! AND OH IF YOU SAY I CAN NEVER MAKE BRAIDS OR HOLD HANDS OR BE TEN FANGED OR GO IN THE RAT POUCH OR SIT IN YOUR POCKETS ANYMORE, WHY THEN, I HOPE I DIE! I DO, I DO I HOPE I DIE! BECAUSE I ONLY TRICKED TO MAKE ALL THE TEN FANGED SAFE FOREVER!
She falls all the way to the ground and weeps in a shivery little pile, disconsolate.
OOC She rolled a 23 deception; that was why I had you do an insight roll. HEH. He couldn't beat her, and sice you believed you were trading fair, you didn't have to roll deception.
Hours have passed in chess and message plotting. Let's call it near 1 PM. Back in Saltmarsh the votes are counted, a winner has been announced. SPOILER: It Melisse. HEH. The party will start soon.
Last edited by Fillyjonk; Feb 4th, 2023 at 06:54 PM .