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Old 10-31-2012, 06:30 PM
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The first thing the companions noticed were the specks in the sky. Hundreds and hundreds of tiny black specs. Specks growing into dots, dots growing into blobs.

It was Gorm who first realized what they where.

Those are gigantic pints of Guinness falling from the sky! Take cover!

He was right. They were gigantic pints of Guinness falling from the sky. Each glass was more than twenty feet high and filled with dark creamy stout.

Run for your lives you fools!
Shouted Mithril to the orc army as he leaped from the beholder and fled toward the burning castle.

Nobody can say for certain but it is thought the first Guinness landed directly on the vile wizard's head. *SPLATT* was the sound.

Then pint after pint of black death fell. Each one crushing an orc or two. Sometimes even three. But none of the pint glasses went anywhere near the adventurers.

After about 15 or 20 minutes, the carnage was over. Mithril and every single one of his orcs was dead.

Only the companions, Taran, Leatherboots and the Beholder remained alive.

W-w-Why did they spare the beholder?
asked Taran.

Ahh! said Leatherboots Here is a little secret. You see Brian (that's his name) is actually on our side!

Brian the Friendly Beholder at your service!
boomed the eye-tyrant.

What!? Replied the elf.. You were on our side all along!? How!? Why!? What!?!?

Yes! Said Leatherboots. Brian was under orders to intervene and destroy the wizard if things got too hot.

TOO HOT!?!? IF THAT WASN'T TOO HOT, THEN... What happened to the dwarf!? You ate the Ironhelm!

Oh yeah, I forgot about that, sorry! The beholder levitates in the air a little then bounces its underbelly against the floor before....Bleeahhh!!!!

Puking the dwarf onto the grass!

About time Brian. Smells like a damned sewer in there! Heaven knows what you've been eating!

* * *

Well I suppose this calls for a celebration
says Leatherboots as he bends down to sweep up the dusty remains of Zanril with his hand before placing them into a silk pouch... I'm sure there's a tavern over there somewhere. What's everyone drinking?

ANYTHING EXCEPT GUINNESS! Reply the companions in unison.

* * *

A few seconds later, Eddie is transported to the battle field. Hey guys! Wait up... you won't believe what's just happened to mee-haw!


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Old 10-31-2012, 08:01 PM
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"I talked to the man from Guiness .. The four elves were not representatives from their company. I convinced him to save the three remaining ambassadors and our security group. I'm glad this is over. Who wants a Guiness?"

Eddie prepares to run after that comment..
Live each day as it was your last, for one day you will be correct
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Lanna re-appeared from the forest, shaking her head.

"You all are nuts." she said, as she listened to the final tale retold.

"I knew something was up when Gorn's face filled the sky...."
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Gorm Drank.
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