[OOC] The Hoard

[Moridain]

I haven't made a truly shallow character before, so this is pretty interesting. ^_^

[Moridain]

'Decent into Mammary'

(Imagines people being lowered with ropes into a giant vat of boobs.)

[Caput]

It is interesting! Thissic's thought processes have lurched quickly from "Ooh! A pretty drake dressed like proper nobility. Possible wife material?" to "Oh dear. Perhaps they should have hired a nanny instead of me." I'll be interested to see how his opinion develops.

EDIT: Yes. Thissic has a way with words. It's not the correct way, but it is a way none the less.

[Atalanta]

Originally Posted by Moridain

'Decent into Mammary'

(Imagines people being lowered with ropes into a giant vat of boobs.)

....My first thought was of something falling down the front of my shirt. Yours is definitely more.........surreal.

[Moridain]

Yeah, if Noridai were in a book she would be certain to come to a justified bad end eventually.

To be fair joining this team is her bad end, in a way.

Yours is definitely more.........surreal.

What can I say, its a gift.

[Fragmaster01]

Originally Posted by Moridain

'Decent into Mammary'

(Imagines people being lowered with ropes into a giant vat of boobs.)

In the future, when VR machines are commonplace, this will be the fantasy that people did not know they needed, but they do. Moral guardians will quiver with rage while secretly stocking up coins to see what all the hubbub is about. Papers will be written about the proper physics of jiggly bits as it pertains to sizes larger than a house.

[Caput]

Those papers have likely been written already, possibly by Team Ninja *grumbles something about Metroid beach volleyball*.

Noridai is an interesting problem for Thissic, because he has equally rigid ideas about the responsibilities of all the castes, even his own. That means she's screwing up spectacularly in his eyes, but he can't just make her stop, because she's his equal.

[Moridain]

I am glad to give you some RP fodder.

Its worth noting that if her influential and wealthy father and her head wizard couldn't rein her in without ultimatums then you are unlikely to manage either.

Don't worry though, she will do what she thinks is best for the mission no matter what she says; She is more than motivated enough to make this succeed already.

[Caput]

Oh I don't expect to be able to change her. That's the reason why she's awkward for Thissic: He has no way of dealing with this at all.

[Vahnscraze]

Unless she becomes truly unworthy, Zerath's not above lifting people up and putting them in a corner for timeout.

[Moridain]

Please don't physically manhandle her, she would freak out and probably throw a fireball at you.

Since I don't want the DM to thwap me for pvp, I would prefer it not even get started.

Point her in the right direction and ignore her when she gets bratty and we will all get along fine.

[Vahnscraze]

Zerath would take the fireball and get really annoyed with her, but wouldn't attack her unless she did it again.

And he would only manhandle if he felt, like, you needed to be quiet like THAT second because reasons, or something.

[Caput]

I am now imagining Zerath and Thissic with their eyebrows burned off, making grumpy faces at her.

[Vahnscraze]

xD

*Has a hairless frowny face, facial hair slowly regenerates, another fireball thrown, frowny face is now bald once again.*

[Moridain]

Just a note that I have Keep Watch, which means that while we still need to sit around all night we don't actually do so unconscious.

I intend to use this time to craft magical items as needed.