Grrr IV: A New Thread

[Imveros]

Grrr: Just had a customer with an N95 mask
Grrr: He also had a full duck dynasty beard
Grrr: He said he wasn't sick, that's what the mask is for

I hope he paid $500 for it...

[Aethera]

N95 masks: are super expensive
The one: I've got is probably too old
To even: technically qualify as protective anymore,
But: I've been seriously considering wearing it anyway.
Also: beard + mask = no good fit.

[Squeak]

Other: States say you can’t go leave your house
Texas: is not one of them
But: Decides to help those who choose to stay home
Now: You can have liquor delivered

One: more reason to love Texas
Not: that you needed one

[Zagros]

Illinois: is a stay-home state
and: also does
liquor: delivery
because
nothing: helps your immune system like
depressing it: with alcohol.



Seriously: though,
if: drinking in moderation helps
you get through this,
good: for you.
I: am not judging and will be
doing: the same.

[Aethera]

Originally Posted by Zagros

Seriously: though,
if: drinking in moderation helps
you get through this,
good: for you.
I: am not judging and will be
doing: the same.

Won't: we all.
My: town just announced
Seven: confirmed cases
And: asked people to stay inside
Except: for absolutely necessary things
Like: food and medicine.
Should: have said ONLY

[Sedracus]

Why not: Both?

[Aethera]

I: mean,
Why: waste good single malt
Spraying: it
When: it's just going to
Make: you cough and splutter?
Seems: a waste.

[Unko Talok]

Dislikes: Ultrasound for my hernia was moved back a month.

Dislikes: Smashed my toes up real good (don’t seem broken), because...

Dislikes: Power has been out for about an hour.

[Squeak]

Yep...

February said: “I am the worst month of the year ”

March said : “Hold my beer.”

[Codger]

And: that beer wasn't the only thing green with envy.

[Aethera]

Originally Posted by Squeak

Yep...

February said: “I am the worst month of the year ”

March said : “Hold my beer.”

The world: is definitely coming to an end
If I'm: laughing at Squeak's wisecracking.

[Unko Talok]

April:

 

Dislikes: The power outage last night seems to have finally done in our aging, ailing water-heater.

Likes: My employment hasn't (yet) been wrecked by this crisis, so we can afford to replace it. For now.

Likes: I get to keep some others employed.

Trying: really hard to keep my mind focused on the silver linings.

[summondice]

Likes: That not only is this thread *still alive*
But: That it has reached over 1000 pages?!
That's: More awesome to me than I can express

Is anxious about: The internet has been ominously spotty the last two days...

[Aethera]

This: thread is the next one
In: a line of many.
It: too, will approach
Ridiculous: numbers of posts.
For: there is always
A: RAWR moment
For: every silver lining.

[Admin Dirk]

boo: still own my old home
In California

Grr: People can't look at houses
Realtor's can't meet with people at houses
Houses can't be sold in California

Boo:grrrr:crud
The mortgage market is about to crash, and take the housing market with it.