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Out-Dice: A Game of Luck

Welcome to Out-Dice! It's a rather simple game that relies on the infinite randomness of the D100 die.

The game's mechanics are as follows:
  1. The first person posts an action. For example: "I draw my mighty sword and attack the next person who posts!"
  2. That person then rolls a D100. For example: I rolled an 86.
  3. The next person who posts goes for an action that would 'defeat' my action in any way. For example: "I dodge and put a dagger to that attacker's heart!"
  4. That person then rolls a D100. If he rolls higher than the first person, then he takes the helm, and can decide what next 'Opposed Action' is to come. For Example: "I arm a Nuclear Device that will wipe out The World! because... villain reasons."
  5. If the person fails to stop him (rolls lower) then he is defeated, and the next person gets to try.
  • You cannot post twice in a row. (unless you've won and want to set your challenge, but you can just edit your post).
  • You don't have to be serious. You can be as silly as you like.
  • Don't get mad if the Dice Gods screw you over.

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Old Jul 10th, 2015, 04:56 AM
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Yes! My plan is complete! Now all I have to do is pull this conveniently large lever and all of the text in the world will be turned into Comic Sans!

how delightful!

Dice For Victory!:
D100 7


Darn! The power of Comic Sans is not that strong.

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Old Jul 10th, 2015, 08:25 PM
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I shot the Sarif but there was no comedy in it.
Dice shooting the nasty lever-puller:
d100 22

Now that he's out of the way, I am deeply concerned about the effort to get a good pizza delivery service to send a puakity pie to the castle. Considering that the pizza has not been invented yet, I arrest every baker in the kingdom and threaten to kill them one at a time until I either run out of bakers or experience pizza perfection.
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Old Jul 11th, 2015, 12:18 AM
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(You're supposed to roll again for your new Pizza-Genocidal action. Otherwise we'd just be one-upping each other until someone gets a 100. It's okay, I'll roll for your just this once.)
Dice Pizza Genocide:
D100 89


I've come from the future! From the distant age of 2006. The time of wild disco and big ol' afros. Now I just have to get the calibrations right so I can give you this damn Pizza...

Dice Set your Phaser to 'Fun':
D100 15


Well, looks like I'm gonna be too busy on an adventure to get the crystal skill to be delivering intertemporal pizza

Revising the Rules: I just failed to defeat him. So we need someone else to come and try. Whooptie Whoo~

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Old Jul 11th, 2015, 01:45 AM
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I'll pretend to be a baker, baking the perfect pie, but using poison pepperoni to rid the world of a pizza monger.
Dice Poison Pepperoni Pie:
1d100 53


Should I succeed, I will join forces with the underpants gnomes to make profits and buy the world.
Dice Underpants Profits:
1d100 5
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Old Jul 11th, 2015, 01:51 AM
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Unfortunately your poison wasn't powerful enough to take down his powerful immunity system that he built in his quest for the perfect Pizza.
I'm going to take a different approach and try to just shoot you, that worked for you earlier.

Dice Drive-By Shooting:
1D100 72


So close.
It seems we're going to have to fight the Pizza Tyrant for a while.

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Old Jul 11th, 2015, 09:13 AM
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Having missed with your drive-by, I will train a dragon to raze the castle and it's Pizza Tryant inhabitants.
Dice Dragon Destruction:
1d100 35



Apparently dragons are harder to train than some movies lead you to believe. Luckily I survived, if just barely.

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The pizza tyrant is proving to be quite the invincible master of disaster. However, I have my own disaster up my sleeve.

I shall use my necromancy to raise an army of the undead! Not unlike 'Thriller' by Michael Jackson.

Dice Rise my Minions!:
1d100 12


Well sh*t. No one respects the dark arts anymore. Fine, I'll seek other means to bring down the Tyranny of Pepperoni.

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This mad quest for pizza must be stopped! Fortunately, I have a crew of highly trained squirrels that will infiltrate his castle and plant a powerful explosive under his bed.

Dice Secret Squirrel Squad Stealthily Subverts:
d100 19


Well, my rodents have failed. Perhaps less subtle means next time...
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Alright, I've brought my CHEATING D100 DICE! There is NO WAY I cannot win with these dice...

Dice Cheatsy Doodles:
1d100 21


DAMN IT, My cheating dice are broken.

The pizza tyrant reigns on...

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Okay, new plan, I'm nuking him from orbit.

Dice The only way to be sure.:
d100 13


I think it may be time to negotiate.
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8 of the finest bakers in all the lands have met their doom attempting to understand and create a pie that might satisfy me. Several knights have been trained now who are constantly on the watch as the domino's are put in place for my saucy plans. Some think it cheesy that eight flower-baked heads adorn pikes at the gate to Castle Hut but I, the self-declared Little Caesar of the Kingdom, decree that only the finest toppings shall be used and even Papa John has gone into hiding fearing for his life. Don't worry, I'll get him too!
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Papa John hasn't gone into hiding! He's been building a resistance!
The resistance will take down the Pizza Tyrant! For freedom! For underrated toppings!

Dice The pineapple/tuna age has come.:
1d100 33


DAMN IT! I'm allergic to pineapple!

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Old Jul 11th, 2015, 11:19 PM
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I'll dig under the castle walls, bringing them down and leaving the Pizza Tyrant and his Cheese loving Knights defenseless against the revolting peasants. (for clarification purposes, revolting in this instance is in regards to their pizza taste).
Dice Revolting Peasants:
1d100 98
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Old Jul 11th, 2015, 11:25 PM
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With the peasants, having cared for the Pizza Tyrant. I will focus my energy on creating a soft drink so addictive, with mind control drugs. So that everyone will give me all the power in the verse.

Dice Mind Controlling Drinks:
1d100 96
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