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Out-Dice: A Game of Luck
The game's mechanics are as follows:
Last edited by Starspawn; Jul 10th, 2015 at 04:57 AM. |
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Yes! My plan is complete! Now all I have to do is pull this conveniently large lever and all of the text in the world will be turned into Comic Sans!
how delightful! Dice For Victory!:
Darn! The power of Comic Sans is not that strong. Last edited by Starspawn; Jul 10th, 2015 at 04:57 AM. |
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I shot the Sarif but there was no comedy in it.
Dice shooting the nasty lever-puller:
Now that he's out of the way, I am deeply concerned about the effort to get a good pizza delivery service to send a puakity pie to the castle. Considering that the pizza has not been invented yet, I arrest every baker in the kingdom and threaten to kill them one at a time until I either run out of bakers or experience pizza perfection.
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(You're supposed to roll again for your new Pizza-Genocidal action. Otherwise we'd just be one-upping each other until someone gets a 100. It's okay, I'll roll for your just this once.)
Dice Pizza Genocide:
I've come from the future! From the distant age of 2006. The time of wild disco and big ol' afros. Now I just have to get the calibrations right so I can give you this damn Pizza... Dice Set your Phaser to 'Fun':
Well, looks like I'm gonna be too busy on an adventure to get the crystal skill to be delivering intertemporal pizza Revising the Rules: I just failed to defeat him. So we need someone else to come and try. Whooptie Whoo~ Last edited by Starspawn; Jul 11th, 2015 at 12:21 AM. |
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I'll pretend to be a baker, baking the perfect pie, but using poison pepperoni to rid the world of a pizza monger.
Dice Poison Pepperoni Pie:
Should I succeed, I will join forces with the underpants gnomes to make profits and buy the world. Dice Underpants Profits:
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Unfortunately your poison wasn't powerful enough to take down his powerful immunity system that he built in his quest for the perfect Pizza.
I'm going to take a different approach and try to just shoot you, that worked for you earlier. Dice Drive-By Shooting:
So close. It seems we're going to have to fight the Pizza Tyrant for a while. Last edited by Starspawn; Jul 11th, 2015 at 01:52 AM. |
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Having missed with your drive-by, I will train a dragon to raze the castle and it's Pizza Tryant inhabitants.
Dice Dragon Destruction:
Apparently dragons are harder to train than some movies lead you to believe. Luckily I survived, if just barely. Last edited by Layk; Jul 11th, 2015 at 09:16 AM. Reason: Adding failed roll comments |
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The pizza tyrant is proving to be quite the invincible master of disaster. However, I have my own disaster up my sleeve.
I shall use my necromancy to raise an army of the undead! Not unlike 'Thriller' by Michael Jackson. Dice Rise my Minions!:
Well sh*t. No one respects the dark arts anymore. Fine, I'll seek other means to bring down the Tyranny of Pepperoni. Last edited by Starspawn; Jul 11th, 2015 at 09:27 AM. |
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This mad quest for pizza must be stopped! Fortunately, I have a crew of highly trained squirrels that will infiltrate his castle and plant a powerful explosive under his bed.
Dice Secret Squirrel Squad Stealthily Subverts:
Well, my rodents have failed. Perhaps less subtle means next time...
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I prepared explosive runes this morning. Last edited by Exhibit A; Jul 11th, 2015 at 02:07 PM. |
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Alright, I've brought my CHEATING D100 DICE! There is NO WAY I cannot win with these dice...
Dice Cheatsy Doodles:
DAMN IT, My cheating dice are broken. The pizza tyrant reigns on... Last edited by Starspawn; Jul 11th, 2015 at 02:47 PM. |
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Okay, new plan, I'm nuking him from orbit.
Dice The only way to be sure.:
I think it may be time to negotiate.
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I prepared explosive runes this morning. Last edited by Exhibit A; Jul 11th, 2015 at 04:14 PM. |
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8 of the finest bakers in all the lands have met their doom attempting to understand and create a pie that might satisfy me. Several knights have been trained now who are constantly on the watch as the domino's are put in place for my saucy plans. Some think it cheesy that eight flower-baked heads adorn pikes at the gate to Castle Hut but I, the self-declared Little Caesar of the Kingdom, decree that only the finest toppings shall be used and even Papa John has gone into hiding fearing for his life. Don't worry, I'll get him too!
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Hear the voices of creation and sing with them of what is in your soul so that every note becomes real. Become a Community Supporter. Last edited by Black Jim; Jul 11th, 2015 at 04:46 PM. |
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Papa John hasn't gone into hiding! He's been building a resistance!
The resistance will take down the Pizza Tyrant! For freedom! For underrated toppings! Dice The pineapple/tuna age has come.:
DAMN IT! I'm allergic to pineapple! Last edited by Starspawn; Jul 11th, 2015 at 05:45 PM. |
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I'll dig under the castle walls, bringing them down and leaving the Pizza Tyrant and his Cheese loving Knights defenseless against the revolting peasants. (for clarification purposes, revolting in this instance is in regards to their pizza taste).
Dice Revolting Peasants:
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With the peasants, having cared for the Pizza Tyrant. I will focus my energy on creating a soft drink so addictive, with mind control drugs. So that everyone will give me all the power in the verse.
Dice Mind Controlling Drinks:
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