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Your soldier is so obedient that he... SIR, YES SIR!
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Your sorcerer is so charismatic, he repair broken mirror by smiling at them.
Your fighter is so dumb, he thought that Base Attack Bonus gave you modifiers against forts. Your druid is so dirty, not even nature will abhor a vaccum this time. |
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Your soldier is so obedient that dogs get jealous at the tricks he can do.
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Your character is so min-max, all of your dice are coins.
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Your soldier is so obedient, he waits his turn in battle.
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Your paladin is so good, when its dark the party bends him over and uses his a** as a torch.
Your drow is so pale, the sun is blinded by him. Your characters breath is so bad, the local assassins use it as a mortality poison. Your barbarian is so dumb, he makes the terrasque look like a prinston scholar |
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Your druid is such an environmentalist extremist that even the Earth Liberation Front kicked him out.
Your fighter is so thick, molasses flows faster than him. Your dwarf is so drunk that when he took a Breathalyzer test, the Breathalyzer itself got tipsy.
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Your scribe is so inept that his writings make Fido's breakfast look like the Rosetta Stone.
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Your Medusa's so ugly, she turns statues to stone!
Wait a second...
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The umberhulk is so cross-eyed that you survived its gaze attack... but your companions on either side of you didn't.
You monk is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Your cleric is so holy, he makes Swiss cheese jealous.
Your barbarian is so dumb, he took the blind-fight feat so he could beat up beggers on street corners. |
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Your barbarian is so strong that he forced the dragon to cuddle with him during nap time.
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Your fighter is so amazing that he came in 16th place out of 12 contestants in that tournament
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your bards music is so awesome that the dead crawl from their grave just to dance with him
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