[OOC] Hidey Hole

[Icereach]

So... If you haven't seen Cher in concert, I highly recommend it. G'night.

[Schniderman]

I'm not sure I understand what happened. Did the sniper's move away before Chu's turn in the initiative sequence? Why did I grab the Yoink instead of the sniper?

[Fragmaster01]

The movement you specified brought you to the square as shown in the map. The enemy you could grab was the Yoink, not the sniper. Also, it was funny to imagine Chu getting dizzy trying to avoid straight lines.

[Schniderman]

Since becoming level 3, Chu is Large. Am I mistaken in thinking that increases his/her/its reach to 10 ft?

[2nd Chance]

Err, anybody home?

[Fragmaster01]

I had to deal with Things. Also, my anus is bleeding, but that is neither here nor there. I told it to stop, and it did, though it still hurt.

And I forgot Chu was fat. Very sad. Now it can wobble and reach.

[Schniderman]

Oh dear, that sounds less than pleasant. Hope that you're feeling better soon.

Also, phat not fat.

[2nd Chance]

Maybe this will make you happy. My sister made it. She's awesome.

[Icereach]

Originally Posted by Fragmaster01

...Also, my anus is bleeding...

It may be neither here nor there, but I'm dying to know what put you in this predicament. Funny story or no?

[2nd Chance]

If it's hemorrhoids or colonitis, there's usually no funny story involved. An exception is my coworker's colonitis. He passed out from blood loss in the bathroom at work. There's nothing more awkward than having a coworker come into your office and confide in you that he was sitting on the toilet one second, then woke up face down on the floor the next. Oh, and he's bleeding out his ass. All I could say was, "Wow, that sucks. We should probably get you to a hospital."

He's fine, by the way. We got him in and he had surgery to fix it. Hope you feel better, fragmaster.

[Icereach]

If it's hemorrhoids, there's ALWAYS a funny story involved. Maybe not to our illustrious DM, but definitely to me. Colonitis is, indeed, a different story.

[Fragmaster01]

That's about the one thing they've determined it is not. Stuck a camera up my butt and everything.

But(t) no, this is a story of inexplicable gas and bloating. No specific food causes: anything that goes down will make it start gassing up. Inside the intestines and out. It's no fun. Especially when the gas gets caught somewhere and will violently make itself known, which means blood. Give it a day or so, and the blood reaches the butt.

And now you want to go rewatch Rejected, for a graphical demonstration of how this works.
"For the love of god, and all that is holy! My anus is bleeeding!!"
"Yaaaay!"


Anyway, I've finished my second go round of the Microsoft Server Certification, so now I return to you with the power to shout indignities at foolish techbane employees. "Don't do it! Don't do the thing! No... YOU FOOL!" *computer crash*

[2nd Chance]

Frag, I just wanted to say that I'm really enjoying this game. The equal parts silliness and strategy is a great combo. Definitely the most fun I've had on this site so far.

[Icereach]

Updating tonight and tomorrow. I've been out of town.

Frag... Have they tested you for diverticulitis or upper intestinal infection? I've had both, presenting the same symptoms.

[Fragmaster01]

No diverticulitis, and their checks for infection was just a blood sample of "well, antibody counts are nominal". No parasite checks or stool samples.