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Last edited by AwesomeEllie; Nov 10th, 2014 at 01:04 PM. |
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Myr winces at the queasy feeling in his stomach before unceremoniously belching at the oversized bear. The gout of flame coming as a shock despite being exactly as marketed.
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"In visions of the dark night I have dreamed of joy departed— But a waking dream of life and light Hath left me broken-hearted." ~E.A.P. |
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Despite Axle's greatest efforts, it seemed that the bear was none too pleased. Perhaps it was because of Chris' bad breath, or even Axle's mention of the zipperblade; either way, the giant stuffington was most certainly enraged. The others could call it a hunch, sure, but there was just something about all of the angry growling and furious yelling which put Axle on edge. His suspicions were confirmed as the teddy began to lurch forwards, mittens outstretched.
"I warned you!" he yelled, "I warned you, yessir! But you just wouldn't listen, and now you're gonna get yourself torn open! Roar!" Making his violent intentions quite clear, Axle mustered his strength and tried to pounce right back at the stuffed bear towering above him. He attacked with claw and fang, struggling to latch into its fuzzy hide. He'd show that stupid bear just what it meant to be frightening! |
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Dice Sleep:
Chris: You poke the bear mightily. Poke! (8 PRC damage) Axle: You hug tightly. This is not as useful as it seems, because the bear is a whole lot larger than you are. You're just kinda dangling off of him. (2 BLG damage, halved) Fimi: You break the bear's brain! (25 FOR damage) And your own. Wigggggllly... (Dazed) Myr: Fwooooosh! Fwuuuuush. (6 FIR damage, Weak) The bear is displeased with you. "Stop that! Go to sleep!" He gives a death glare to all of you. Chris and Axle decide that this isn't a bad idea, and just kinda topple over where they stand! (Sleep on Chris/Axle) Thankfully, the soft bedding ensures that they land comfortably, and without injury. Pleasant dreams...
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EDIT: My brain is fight. Awkward MRIs don't help. Expect delays. A satyr rises in the morning, and hangs the coffee mug on his horns, so that he won't lose it. The coffee is done, but the mug isn't in its usual spot. Where did it go? He forgot. Last edited by Fragmaster01; Nov 21st, 2014 at 04:50 AM. |
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"Tch!"
The stuffed man's hands halt in midair as Axle's figure attaches itself to the bear. Fingers crossing, they fall to his sides even as a bright-blue witch-light flares behind the false eyes which intensifies as it focuses upon the enormous beast.
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"In visions of the dark night I have dreamed of joy departed— But a waking dream of life and light Hath left me broken-hearted." ~E.A.P. |
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Dice Weel:
Dice Walk:
You stare deeply at the bear! It is troubled. (Evil Eye) He stares back! You are less troubled. More like sleepy... -------------- You awaken, and appear to be back at the door to the Real Castle. Still in the Bed Room, but back whence you came. Also, he totally took your zipperblade, and replaced it with the Not As Impressive Blanketx4 and Sleepy Capx4. Your HP/MP is restored! But you're still hungry... 3 Cards have been lost, because you were sleeping! (21/24 remain) Set out for the tower again? Or tell the bed to sod off?
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EDIT: My brain is fight. Awkward MRIs don't help. Expect delays. A satyr rises in the morning, and hangs the coffee mug on his horns, so that he won't lose it. The coffee is done, but the mug isn't in its usual spot. Where did it go? He forgot. Last edited by Fragmaster01; Nov 25th, 2014 at 08:57 AM. |
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"On the plus side, we got sleeping caps. And I suspect it is usually very hard to find an appropriate sleeping cap for someone with antena, so I consider this a win."
At the looks from the others, she coughs, buzzing up a bit from where she was lying. "Anywho, lets not spend any time assigning blame, who knows who is at fault. Instead, lets head for the tower. This time, while avoiding obvious traps." Her hornet eye twitches, under your gazes. Stupid mutation.
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"Strange. I hope the others wake soon."
Myr sits up, looking up wondering why he was asleep for what seemed like much longer than it should have been even as he draws out a few bits of jerky and stale bread he had purchased from a machine back when he was still a tiefling instead of whatever he was now. Eating made him feel a bit better but looking at his still companions filled him with unease.
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"In visions of the dark night I have dreamed of joy departed— But a waking dream of life and light Hath left me broken-hearted." ~E.A.P. |
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Dice Lucky:
You wander off into the distance, towards the tower. You do, however, see the bear in your path again, and are forced to take great pains to avoid him. Jerk. You want your zipperblade, dammit. Still, it is with some wandering that you reach a strange edifice. (-1 Card, 20 hours remain) It looks like a tower made of plastic blocks rather than stone and wood, and it laughs at your ideas of gravity! The thing goes up about 30 feet before spiraling off lazily to the right, meandering through the sky like a drunken seagull of sorts. A few of the blocks have decided "Bugger all" and just started orbiting lazily around the tower. They remind you of Ioun Stones(the silliest name), but made out of plastic, and not very magical at all. Regardless, there is a comically large door here for you to enter within. Do you dare surmount THE TOWER OF FANCIFUL DREAMS? Of course you do. You wouldn't have walked for half an hour, got smashed by a bear, then walked for another half an hour just to get to this stupid thing if you didn't want to go in. It is, however, stuck. Doesn't seem locked, just stuck. You'll have to be 'creative' in opening it.
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EDIT: My brain is fight. Awkward MRIs don't help. Expect delays. A satyr rises in the morning, and hangs the coffee mug on his horns, so that he won't lose it. The coffee is done, but the mug isn't in its usual spot. Where did it go? He forgot. Last edited by Fragmaster01; Dec 10th, 2014 at 11:25 PM. |
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Worried about the implications of their lost time, Myr pulls vainly at the door for a moment before backing away pondering.
"Perhaps..." He rummages in a pocket for a moment and pulls out a small metal sphere with a pin inserted. The pin has a tag that declares "Pull me!" in big capital letters in black ink. "Could a shrink grenade do the trick? If the door was shrunk it would just fall open wouldn't it?"
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"In visions of the dark night I have dreamed of joy departed— But a waking dream of life and light Hath left me broken-hearted." ~E.A.P. |
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Chris ponders and nods slowly, the sleeping cap flapping. Yes, she is still wearing it, it is comfortable okay?
"It should work. Do you have many of those? We might need them another time." First the obvious then... She buzzes away ten feet then charges up and slams against the doorway, trying to kick it open with all her waspish strength! BREAK! (strength): Dice Roll:
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Chris: You smash the doors open, with your bugfoot. You have reached the point in your power where you can step on legos and kill them, not yourself. This is a good thing, and you approve.
The inside is rather nice and homely. A small fountain stands in the middle of the tower, with a large blue crystal sceptre as the styling for the waterspout. It's not running at the moment, but there is water in the fountain, and the crystal is glowing to provide colorful illumination inside the plastic tower. You note that the fountain is unplugged, with the cord dangling loose. However, since you are fantasy adventurers, you are not entirely versed on the idea of what a plug is, to be honest. Still, it looks like a puzzle. How do you solve puzzles again? Oh right, you kick them. With your bugfeet. Yaaaa! A spiral staircase leads upward into infinity. The place looks BIGGER ON THE INSIDE, but not much so. Enough to comfortably fit all of you, at least.
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EDIT: My brain is fight. Awkward MRIs don't help. Expect delays. A satyr rises in the morning, and hangs the coffee mug on his horns, so that he won't lose it. The coffee is done, but the mug isn't in its usual spot. Where did it go? He forgot. |
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