Group Sarosian Signature thread

[Silent Tiger]

Don't Leave Me Hanging I don't want to have a thread solely for my Sarosian Signature and mine only. I am not that important. Besides, my Sarosian Signature will be lonely if someone else doesn't post their Sarosian Signature to keep it company. Mine is just getting too big and can't contain everything that I want to say in it, so here is my Sarosian Signature... thanks to Saros for thinking up the idea of doing this and everyone else for perpetuating it. Note: if you post after this with your own Sarosian Signature and wish to link to it. Click the post # in the upper right-hand corner of that post. A new page centered on your post should appear. Copy that link and use it to link up your personal Sarosian Signature.

SILENT TIGER'S SAROSIAN SIGNATURE
Read My Novel (or at least part of it)
Chapter 1: Weasel

My Short Story:
The Cave

Games I DM:
My Wedding Bells Campaign
The Vault that Time Forgot

Games as a PC:
Dragonlance: Key of Destiny - DM: DrTeeth / PC: Mig
The Savage Tide - DM: Colatine / PC: Nymn
This is Raven's Bluff - DM: PIG / PC: Piceous
Requiem of Shadow - DM: Colatine / PC: Edwin

Games Past:
Rise of the Monsters - DM
Dead Rising - PC
The Flight - PC
The Testing Grounds - DM
United in Difference - PC
Kender, Gulley Dwarf and Gnome - DM: Nickolie / PC: Fistandtopknot

My Custom Stuff:
My Thread of Custom Variant Core Classes & PrCs
Anti-PrC: Toady
Race: Bushgnomes
Hoax PrC: Bunnyward Keeper

My Favorite Catty Quotes:

Upon Comma and Cats: (I found referenced in Eats, Shoots and Leaves)
A cat has claws at the end of its paws.
A comma's a pause at the end of a clause.

"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but diminish the cat." Mark Twain

"I could really use a magic ball of string right now... or a friendly minotaur." Vah Shir Berserker, Champions of Norrath: Return to Arms (PS2)

"The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat." Michael McGarel

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. Missy Dizick, Artist

Other Stuff Mentionable:

Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog

Warning, this links to a picture: What Would Neal Patrick Harris Do?

R.I.P. Gary Gygax 1938-2008

My post count is currently 338 (Last=256) posts behind DrTeeth as of /15/08 5:30pm.

Really disturbing links:
Hello Kitty Contacts
Disturbing Picture from Non-Disturbing Site

Imperial Surf - Imperial March in a Surf Style

Featured Words:
Dickmitten: alternative to asshat
Telepown: owning someone on the telephone

Jokes:
"On Krynn, there are some things gold can't buy. For everything else, there's DragonlanceSteel."

Alternate Definition: Veiled Reference = recommendation from a harem girl

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make him think

E/I Factoid:
Properly punctuated, the phrase is not "Fine-Tooth Comb" but "Fine Tooth-Comb" as people at one time used differing finenesses of tooth combs. Not so funny when you think that most people today have used a Tooth-Brush. Maybe the phrase should be changed to "Soft Tooth-Brush"?

Spork: the most efficient weapon for piercing your enemy's eye and scooping it out in a single motion.

Current Kitty Tarot Card from Tarot for Cats
II The High Priestess: You dedicate the entire spring to discovering sunny places.

My Favorite Video Game Bosses!

Fighting the Giganotosaurus on the bridge at the end of Dino Crisis 2. Even though this was a Play Station One game, I picked it up when I had my PS2 and just couldn't put it down. I mean I just love dinosaurs and the game play was great. Defeating the Gigantosaurus at the end was great, knocking him out with the big gun until you could power up the satellite laser was just awesome.

Fighting the Dragon (Dozekar) upon his accumulated treasure in Champions of Norrath: Return to Arms. I just love fighting this dragon in his own lair upon his horde of treasure. He was really hard until I found a cheat that made him oh so simple. Just get him to follow you and then pass between the teleporter and the edge of the field. He can't get through though he keeps trying. You can then just sit back and pick away at him with a ranged attack.

My Favorite Movies
Mystery Men: All around great movie that makes me laugh everytime that I watch it. With the cast of famous actors, how could it miss?
Shakespeare in Love: Yeah, I don't know why I like this movie so much, but I find the story mesmerizing. Also, there are a lot of hidden historical facts in the movie.

[Sorator]

I'd post mine, but it's already hidden away in my own secret game forum thingy... sorry. I'll keep your signature company though! *camps out in Group S. Sig. thread*

[Jondera]

Um... yeah. I've got one already, too.

But good idea! Way to conserve threads!

Sort of.

[Byrac]

Byrac's Sarosian Signature

Games I DM/Co-DM:
Legends of the Amulet

Games I'm in:
In your Image...
Return to Adventure

Books I own:
Player's Handbook
Player's Handbook II
Dungeon Master's Guide
Monster Manual
Unearthed Arcana
Expanded Psionics Handbook

Quotes:
Mine:
"Perfection is a figment of the human imagination."
"Violence is never the right answer, but it is always an option."

Other People:
"With great power comes great responsibility" Ben Parker, Spiderman
"Excelsior!" Stan Lee's catchphrase
"Quantity has its own quality." Joseph Stalin
"Beware the false Santa!" Jazmine Dubois, The Boondocks
I'll add some more later as I remember them

Current webcomics:
Girl Genius
Goblins - Life through Their Eyes
OOTS and Gobwin Knob
8-bit Theater
Penny Arcade
Looking for Group
Questionable Content
Bunny, The book of Random
Sorcery 101
Marry Me

Current Books:
The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien

Current Anime(s):
Hajime no Ippo: The Fighting!


here ya go, the second Sarosian Signature in the group. Does this make me a groupie or a part of the act?

[DrTeeth]

what is a Sarosian Signature?

And now im 373 posts ahead of you!

[Sorator]

The Sarosian Signature was developed by our very own Saros. He was tired of not having enough space in his signature to put in all the quotes, links, etc. he wanted to have in there. So, he created a new thread and put an enormous list of such things i nthe first post, then simply linked back to that in his signature. When others began to do the same thing, they called it a Sarosian Signature. It has now developed into a place for the user to put lists of his favorite books, music, movies, etc. along with the usual links and quotes.

[Silent Tiger]

Just adding into Sorator's notes: the current Signature you can make is limited in the number of characters you can use. If you have more characters you cannot display the signature. In addition, there are moderator enforced limitations... no big characters, no pictures, not supposed to roll die in signatures, and not supposed to have more than 3 lines of text.

[DrTeeth]

I should make one of these things too with all of my favorite Signatures and stuff.

[Sedracus]

I've got one somewhere too...
But I removed the link once and lost it
I could search, but I'm too lazy to

[MittenNinja]

MittenNinja's Sarosian Sig

DnD is like Legos.
It's just a bunch of building blocks, and just because the instructions tell you how to build something doesn't mean you have to build it that way. Not only that but you get a greater sense of satisfaction and have more fun when you create something that is your own.

Games I play in:
Gestalt Eberron as Nolan d'Orien / Designation 32
The Grey Citadel as Aegus

Games I DM:
The Fabric of Magic and Shadow

Gaming Links
WotC Char Op Boards
Hypertext D20 SRD
D20 Encounter Calculator

WEBCOMICS!!!
Dr. McNinja
Cyanide and Happiness
Gone With the Blastwave

MUSIC!!!
DJ Cataclysmix - My DJ page on DJmix.net
DJ Cataclysmix Myspace
Citizens Banned - Dis-banned-ed, temporarily?

ART!!!
My Artwork

PS3!!!
Playstation Network Username: MittenNinja (ADD ME!)
- Games Owned: Assassin's Creed, Devil May Cry 4, Ninja Gaiden Sigma, Armored Core 4, Burnout Paradise, Call of Duty 4

[DrTeeth]

Brian's Cavalcade of Signatures and MIRC Quit Messages

"I cant watch this cause its creepy, wrong and sick. However I will watch it out of curiosity.", Phillip J. Fry Futurama

"If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.", Jimmy Buffett

We meet upon the level and we're part upon the square. Masonic Greeting

"Brannigans Law is like Brannigans Love. Hard and fast.", Zap Brannigan, Futurama

Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

"I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut."- Hattori Hanzo, Kill Bill, Vol. 1

"Is there a sign on my lawn that says 'Dead Limo Driver Storage'? No Cause storing Dead Limo Drivers isnt what I do.", Former New Jersey Net Jayson Williams

Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the G's

Bat Manuel has finished the big gulp, now he must water the bushes.

I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-a to chimpanzee.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.......Hit it!

There was only one road back to L.A. US Interstate 15, just a flat-out high speed burn through Baker and Barstow and Berdoo, then on to the Hollywood Freeway straight into frantic oblivion: safety, obscurity, just another freak in the Freak Kingdom.

With a battle cry go forth which is "Give the people what they want." And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes. Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big. Cause when your life is ****, then you haven't got much to lose on Slaughterama! - Gwar

"Breakfasts come and go, but Hartford - The Whale - only beats Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime" - Brodie Mallrats

Remember kids. With great power comes opportunity to ABUSE that power! Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater

-- Advisory: This film contains strong language, marionette gore and multiple marionette sex acts.

"What kind of party is this? No booze and only one hooker", Bender Futurama

HIC IACET ARTHURUS, REX QUONDAM REXQUE FUTURUS

Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought I once was.

One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? Dennis Hopper, Apocalypse Now

"Texas Hold-Em, this will make a sissy a man. And your close to being both of them." Bernie Mac Show

"Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, please leave a mes-saaage at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the pho-one. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not hooome."

"Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a Great White Shark ”oh suddenly you've gone too far!" Professor Farnsworth, Futurama

From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man.", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself. Dr Fronkenstein!

Willy Wonka: There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing.

Soy Inigo de Montoya. Tu mataste a mi padre. Preparate a morir.

"I am a Knight of Solamnia. I am the hand of Paladine, of Kiri-Jolith, and of Habbakuk on this world. You are on Krynn. You are mine, Queen of Darkness."
—Huma Dragonbane, The Legend of Huma

"And the faith will fill their hearts and that faith will flow into their arms and into their bright eyes and when they throw those lances it will be the strength of that faith and the power of their arms and the vision of their bright eyes that will guide these lances into the evil dragons' dark hearts. And who's to say that this isn't magic, perhaps the greatest magic of all?"
—Flint Fireforge, War of the Lance, "The Story Tasselhoff Promised He Would Never, Ever, Ever Tell"

"Est Sudanus oth Nikkas ('My Power is my Truth')", Ankhar Half-Ogre

"All my life, I was my own person. The choices I made, I made of my own free will. I was never held in thrall by anyone or anything; not even the Queen of Darkness herself! Bow to others in reverence and respect, but never in slavery, nephew!" Raistlin Majere to Palin Majere

"There is no hope. You have no gods. What have you left?" Steel drew his sword and raised it in the air. The metal did not reflect the fire, but shone white, argent, like the moonlight on ice. "Each other."
—Steel Brightblade, Dragons of Summer Flame

"Time to you, my brother - is a journey from sunrise to sunset. Time to those of us who have unlocked its secrets is a journey beyond suns... Seconds become years, hours - millennia..."
—Raistlin Majere, Time of the Twins

[Silent Tiger]

If you have a previous Sarosian Signature, just do a search for Sarosian Signature... which I have already done... I am sure I saw yours in there somewhere.

Off topic: for fun, do a search for Inn or Tavern... and look at all the cool names, mostly OOC threads.

[Fil kearney]

Beginning of my signature....

SRD
WotC Character Optimization Board
My artwork

Portal "Still Alive" End Credit music.
Love your Faithful Weighted Companion Cube as it has loved you!
Cake is a lie.... Cake is NOT a lie!!!!

IM or PM me as you please.

Currently stalking....
Axeman
MittenNinja
Silent Tiger

Awaiting 4e like it's christmas.

[MittenNinja]

Hey isn't it my job to stalk you fil?

[shiroken]

...well... here's my sarosian sig...

Games I play in
Masks of Destiny
Evil Returns
Naruto d20: Fall of the Shinobi


Books I Own
3.5 core set
Player's Handbook II
Oriental Adventures
Rokugan Campaign Setting
Eberron Campaign Setting
Expanded Psionics Handbook
d20 Modern
Complete Warrior
Complete Scoundrel
Complete Arcane
d20 Future
Unearthed Arcana

Quotes: (can't remember all the sources but I'll do my best)

"The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them." - Douglas Adams

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." - Ford Prefect (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[Ford:] (About travel through hyperspace) "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
[Arthur:] "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
[Ford:] "You ask a glass of water." - The Hitchhiker's Guide

"Ford," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

When I was a kid in school, the career advisor came to see us and said, "Look, I advise you to get a career, what can I say?" And he took me aside and he said, "What d'ya wanna do, kid? What do you wanna do with your life? Tell me your dreams!" So I said, "I wanna be an astronaut! And go into outer space and discover things that no one's ever discovered before!" He said, "Look, you're British, so scale it down a bit." "All right, then I wanna work in a shoestore! And discover shoes that no-one's ever discovered! Right at the back of the shop on the left …" He said, "Look, you're British, so scale it down a bit!" "All right, then I wanna work in a sewer. And discover sewage that no-one's ever discovered before. I'll pile it on my head, then come to the surface and sell myself to an art gallery." He said, "What the **** have you been smoking, eh? You certainly haven't been smoking in a bar in California!" [to audience] Because you can't! Yes, no smoking in bars now, and soon there'll be, no drinking and no talking! Be careful, California, you're supposed to be the crazy state – out there, the wild ones. Soon everybody will be saying, "Come down to the library, we'll have a wild time!" - Eddie Izzard

"Cake or death?" "Uhh, cake please." "Very well! Give him cake!" "Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice!" [points] "You! Cake or death?" "Uh, cake for me, too, please!" "Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. [points] You! Cake or death?" "Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. …" "You said death first, ahaaa, ahaaaa, death first!" - Eddie Izzard

"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!" "But, the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!" "Well … yes, but they're cheating! Everyone knows that marijuana is a drug enhancement that helps you on track and field to come last in a team of eight million … eight million other runners who are all dead." - Eddie Izzard

"[Steve McQueen, in The Great Escape] jumps on a motorbike, took of,and whoom, in 15 minutes he's in the borders of Switzerland. This is from Poland!... And if you don't know the geography, it goes Poland, Czechoslovakia, Holland, Venezuela, Africa, Beyrouth, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, and then Switzerland!"
(later on)
"(...)I swam, I swam, and I swam, and I was in Egypt when they caught up with me. That's a long way from England, because it goes England, Venezuela, Beyrouth, Africa, Cincinnati, Hanging Gardens of Babylon!... It's near Switzerland." - Eddie Izzard

"Go do it, what do you want to do?" "I want to put babies on spikes." "Go, then! Go! What a wonderful idea. It's the American Dream!" - Eddie Izzard

"Danger" could be my middle name … but it's "John". - Eddie Izzard

"We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine..." - The Beatles ( Here's for more randomness in the world!)

"I do not think that word means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya